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1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game - Page 26

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-05 10:20:31
565: Sell it to Satan in exchange for smoked cheese.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-05-05 14:36:01
566. Sell your soul to Satan in return for being able to get all the Pokemon in the game.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-05 15:09:55
(Look, consecutive numbers! So rare!)

567: Mistake it for smoked cheese.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-05 15:25:44
568: Surgically implant the cartridge inside a cat.

569: Somehow transport the cartridge into my Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction file and put a big target on it (hehehe, I shall annihilate you with my Raptor Launcher!)

570: Give the game to a group of devout Pokemon haters.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-05-05 16:00:58
571.Perform a religious sacrifice involving the game.
572.Keep the game safely stored away-under a magnet.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-05-07 17:11:00
573. Use the game as a weapon to make someone sign a contract so you can get shitloads of money.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-07 18:57:45
574. Call rule 34 on it.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-05-07 20:50:28
575 Eat it.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-07 22:11:00
576. Forget to put a number next to your post.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-08 11:28:59
577: Get Ryoko Asakura to stab it with a knife repeatedly.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-08 18:29:30
578: Sneak it inside the Large Hadron Collider during an experiment.

579: Leave it inside a home in the Santa Barbara foothills for a few years. (Note: we are extremely prone to wildfires there.)

580: Put it inside a large, orange, pulsating spatial anomaly created by dozens of spheres to turn the expanse into a habitable universe for so-called "Guardians" working closely with the Xindi (who are bent on destroying Earth because the "Guardians" told them that Earth would destroy the Xindi homeworld when in reality the spatial anomaly is going to destroy the Xindi homeworld and Earth is going to destry the spatial anomaly.) If you get this, congrats.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Sarial
Date: 2009-05-15 21:17:42
581) Hack L-Block into the game and try to catch him/her/it

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2009-05-17 13:09:42
582) Don't play it.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-17 15:18:28
583: inject it with steroids

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Sarial
Date: 2009-05-17 16:15:27
584) Erase the entire cartridge, including the save file and the game program