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Construct: Openness Defined - Page 2

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-12-01 01:15:02

When does this start?


Dunno, but I hope Phrawger doesn't mind that I edited in a list of characters. XD

If you want, you can have your character's name linking to a picture, text file, web page, whatever explaining about that character. You can also have a character's name striked out if you decided they died or something.

That's at least my idea for now. XD

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-01 01:24:22


When does this start?


Dunno, but I hope Phrawger doesn't mind that I edited in a list of characters. XD

If you want, you can have your character's name linking to a picture, text file, web page, whatever explaining about that character. You can also have a character's name striked out if you decided they died or something.

That's at least my idea for now. XD
Good idea, except that smelter will be creating full fledged characters. The mods/admins/phrawger will be updating alot…

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-12-01 01:25:45



When does this start?


Dunno, but I hope Phrawger doesn't mind that I edited in a list of characters. XD

If you want, you can have your character's name linking to a picture, text file, web page, whatever explaining about that character. You can also have a character's name striked out if you decided they died or something.

That's at least my idea for now. XD
Good idea, except that smelter will be creating full fledged characters. The mods/admins/phrawger will be updating alot…

Ah… but should they be counted?

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-01 01:27:56
It can create unlimited ones, so mine could get nearly to the max, so, how about the ones that get used as a normal character mostly, not just temporarily.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-12-01 01:44:31

It can create unlimited ones, so mine could get nearly to the max, so, how about the ones that get used as a normal character mostly, not just temporarily.

Ah, okay.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-01 02:13:20
Why do I want to…

Sign-up sheet

Name: Xubuntu

Age: 5
Sex: Niether
Location: getubuntu.com
Orientation: ubuntu

Religion: Freestionary
Political party: Free
Height: milimeeter
Weight: nothing
Eye color: blue
Skin color: blue
Shoe size: none
Belt size: none
Favorite soda: *Electrocuted*
Nail length: none
Did you hit puberty: no

You have magic. Put it here: installing
Size of your house: infinate
Number of furniture in that house: infinate
How awesome is your car: infinate
How much money do you make each year: none
List other things about how rich you are: none
Mileage: 500 years
Decibels: 0
Never gonna give you up: Blocking rick astly
Have you had curry: it melts me
Do you at least have chicken: nope
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: how can I?

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Hi GCLF user
Credit Card Number: pi
Mother's maiden name: ok

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: no
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: no thanks, destroy it
Life story: I was made
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: ASCII
Meow: beep
Bark: beeeep
Moo: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: no
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: free
What?! (<>)?!: huh
So I herd u leik mudkipz: liek is not a valid command.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Tsk tsk tsk
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Bleeeeooop

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: I have none
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW:
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:
IS IT PLANTIUM:
IS IT GOLD:

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: a ooperating system
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: they are sent to the internet
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: I can't even use them :/
OH YES!: …
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS is not a valid command
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Does is not a valued command
Red green beans: does not compute
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Doesn't effet beeeooop
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: GROX ALERT
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Goes into the internet
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: bye all internet users
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: now gypsys too, awww
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: YAY
Is Barney gay?: No
Is Barney your best friend: No
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: No
Shoot Barney?: No
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: No

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: no
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: …
HE'S QUAGMIRE: POKEMON ALERT
QUAGMIRE: NOW IGNORING ANY SENTENCE WITH QUAGMIRE IN IT
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT:  Who?
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: …
LET'S HAVE SEX!: how?
IS THAT THE GMAN?: …
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: …
:D: good for you
Format C:\?: I'm linux
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL f**k YOUR MOM: huh?
LOLWUT?:
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX:
DO A BARREL ROLL: How?
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: How?

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : lol
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: I'm an OS
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: On me, YAY
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: WTF
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: The ****
Hi, GMAN: lol
SHUT YOUR arsehole: …
NO U: …

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: MESA? When did we get there?
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: What tram?
FROM AREA NINE: area 9?
LIQUID!: Short curcuts me
Plasma?: Destrows me

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Hello?
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: …
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness:
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes:
Bow down to her: Can;t you see from the silence no?
Are you sexy enough for her: …
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No
If not, DIE: I cannot die.

Never gonna give you up: RICK ROLL ALERT.
Never gonna let you down: WILL IGNORE EVERYTHING RICK ASTLY RELATED
Never gonna run around and desert you:
Never gonna make you cry:
Never gonna say goodbye:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:

You do not give up: This is a parody of rick astlys song so I'm ignoring it
Do not disappoint me:
I do not run to the desert:
You'll never make me cry:
I can not say goodbye to you:
I never said a lie and hurt you:

Water under construction: STOP IT
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: NEVER
I am sorry, that is too soon: WTF
Would you like a pool with that: NO
Move on, nothing to see: HOW?

Workers of the world, unite: in me?
Are you a Communist: dpends
You aren't a Communist? f**k YOU: doesn't matter
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": Same as above
Are nukes awesome:no
MORENUKES?: no

Phrawger picks up here: Hello GCLF
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Server
What do you like to play: roms
With the: computer
And the: keyboard
And the: Mouse
And the: CPU
Where are the rebel plans you sent: In your inbox
You are a part of the: Linux team
And a:
I find your lack of this disturbing: Freeness
Random multiple of seven: infinity
Affirmation of Plankton: lol
(srs times) List of Powers: Making anything free, teleporting anyone and meself in and out of computers at will.
End Transmission

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-12-01 10:19:54
I was like, all, "I can't believe I'm doing this", and yet:

Sign-up sheet

Name: Lucky

Age: 6
Sex: Male
Location: Somewhere
Orientation: Woof?

Religion: None
Political party: None
Height: Depends. On all fours, about 70 cm. On 2 legs, 1m30
Weight: 7.56 KG
Eye color: Brown
Skin color: Unknown
Shoe size: Dogs don't have shoes
Belt size: Dogs don't have belts
Favorite soda: Anything
Nail length: Uh…
Did you hit puberty: Yes, a few years ago.

You have magic. Put it here: WOOF!!! I can breathe fire! I'm a dog with fire powers! Woof! Woof!
Size of your house: None
Number of furniture in that house: 0
How awesome is your car: Dogs Don't have cars
How much money do you make each year: None
List other things about how rich you are: I have a flea collar?
Mileage: None
Decibels: WOOF!!!
Never gonna give you up: Really? Well, I'll just leave anyway.
Have you had curry: I hate curry.
Do you at least have chicken: HELL YEAH!
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Only if I was pushed.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Oh, really now?
Credit Card Number: N/A
Mother's maiden name: N/A

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: HOWL AT MOON!
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Nope, I'm fine.
Life story: Uh…
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: I bark at cats…
Meow: WOOF!
Bark: WOOF! WOOF!
Moo: Grr…
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Chickens, yes. Penis, no.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
What?! (<>)?!: I said, IT'S OVER 9000!!!
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Woof.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: That's OK, I'm a dog, not a stranger.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No, I'm a dog.

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: What chain?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: If I had one, it wouldn't do so.
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: It probably would.
IS IT PLANTIUM: Doubt it.
IS IT GOLD: Doubt it.

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Great, now let me go.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: *Burps* What socks?
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Not sure. What are they?
OH YES!: Woof!
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: *Pukes*
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Probably not.
Red green beans: snaeb neerg deR
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: So? I can breathe fire!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: WOOF! *The ground gets hot*
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Gets eaten by a pack of hungry wolves. YAY WOLVES!
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Huh?
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: No.
LOL WRONG LYRICs: So what?
Is Barney gay?: YES!
Is Barney your best friend: If by "friend" you mean, I ate him last week, then yes.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: No.
Shoot Barney?: Can't. I have no gun.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: And lolchair goes "LOL"

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Yep.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: No chicken?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: So?
QUAGMIRE: *Gets out gun*
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Get eaten by me.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: WOOF WOOF!
QUAGMIRE: *Freaks out*
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: WOOF WOOF WOOF!
LET'S HAVE SEX!: *Bites off Quagmire's penis*
IS THAT THE GMAN?: No.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Where?
:D: So?
Format C:\?: Something.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Mine was put down for killing a baby.
LOLWUT?: Woof.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: *Chews bone*
DO A BARREL ROLL: *Rolls over*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: There's a plane above me.

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO  D: : So?
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: No.
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: I don't work.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Woof Woof woof! Go away mailman!
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Maybe.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Hehehe…
Hi, GMAN: Butt.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: lolcats will die.
NO U: No, YOU!

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: OK, I'm outta here.
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Inbound? What's that?
FROM AREA NINE: Platform 9 3/4
LIQUID!: Gas.
Plasma?: Blood.

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Spam.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: No.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Woof.
Bow down to her: No.
Are you sexy enough for her: I'm a dog. Who cares about human females?
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No.
If not, DIE: NO U

Never gonna give you up: Not again…
Never gonna let you down: Ugh…
Never gonna run around and desert you: *Pukes*
Never gonna make you cry: *Howls*
Never gonna say goodbye: *Still howling*
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: Thank God that's over…

You do not give up: Woof.
Do not disappoint me: Woof.
I do not run to the desert: Woof.
You'll never make me cry: Woof.
I can not say goodbye to you: Woof.
I never said a lie and hurt you:Woof.

Water under construction: In Japan, right?
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Soon. I'm thirsty.
I am sorry, that is too soon: GET ON WITH IT BUTT FUCKER!
Would you like a pool with that: No.
Move on, nothing to see: *Leaves*

Workers of the world, unite: Can't work. I'm just a housepet who got kicked out.
Are you a Communist: A what?
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: WOOF WOOF WOOF!
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": ?
Are nukes awesome: Maybe.
MORENUKES?: LOL.

Phrawger picks up here: Does he now?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Ass.
What do you like to play: Fetch. (A stick, usually.)
With the: Humans.
And the: Other dogs.
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: Car.
And the: Bus
Where are the rebel plans you sent: *Burps* What plans?
You are a part of the: Woof.
And a: Woof.
I find your lack of this disturbing: So what?
Random multiple of seven: 0
Affirmation of Plankton: What's a Plankton?
(srs times) List of Powers: Eh?
End Transmission: Good.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-12-01 14:27:05
Name:  Phrawger

Age: 15
Sex: Male
Location: That one place… next to that other place.
Orientation: West

Religion: Christian (semi-agnostic)
Political party: Libertarian
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: CLAASERFIED
Eye color: Hazel
Skin color: White
Shoe size: Medium-rare
Belt size: Brown
Favorite soda: Slurm
Nail length: 170000 hairs widths… unless that's too small or big in which case just normal
Did you hit puberty: i do beleeve so

You have magic. Put it here: (_*-_*-_*-_) I HAVE SEALED IT IN THESE PARENTHESES FOR SAFE KEEPING
Size of your house: Huge, can constantly add rooms
Number of furniture in that house: 9001
How awesome is your car: It be pimpin, mofo
How much money do you make each year: 17,000 small loaves of bread
List other things about how rich you are: I have grills. They are propane powered.
Mileage: 16 propanes to the grill
Decibels: 16 grills to the propane
Never gonna give you up: O_O THE VOICES ARE BACK
Have you had curry: Curry for to be being health lifes! Fortune with!
Do you at least have chicken: I have 17 chickens in the chicken room
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: how high is it

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: aw hell no
Credit Card Number: 123….456…123.
Mother's maiden name: Auschwilikers

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: *takes down the disco ball* NO.
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: MILLYAN DALLAH BE GOOD FOH ME
Life story: Once upon a time a little life went to the store and bought a bean. Turns out the bean was cancerous and the life died. The End.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: HALLEHLOOYA
Meow: so i see we are speaking in cats now. this pl-*bricked*
Bark: so i see we are speaking in do-*bricked again, later that same year*
Moo: so i se- *burgered*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: so i- *bric- wait, what?*
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: b***h be trippin balls!
What?! (<>)?!: parentheses?!
So I herd u leik mudkipz: So i herd you leik ur face
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: STRANGER DANGER
ARE YOU A STRANGER: WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: oh blast not this poppycock again
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: i swear if this happens one more time I'll…
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: I'll…
IS IT PLANTIUM: …
IS IT GOLD: AW HELL YEEEEEEEEEAH

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: SECOND TO LAST. Dammit, every time.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: Ask the gnome
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: my tan logs are pious
OH YES!: OH YEEEEEEEAH
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: QUE?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: now that you mention it i daresay that this sheet does in fact have a large number of capital letters
Red green beans: paint was used in the making of this product
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: weeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: click click click preooow
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: does NOT get eaten by the sarlacc! suck that, lucas!
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: NIFTY
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: PAWKIPSY
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: SPEARICKS
Is Barney gay?: MAY
Is Barney your best friend: BEND
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: KILEARNY
Shoot Barney?: BLARNEY
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: uh… prong? this rhyme shits over.

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: i already have chickens foo
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S QUAGMIRE: i'm not gonna answer this part
QUAGMIRE: but rather point out
YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO NEXT: that your lyrics were atrociously off
HE'S QUAGMIRE: for shame
QUAGMIRE: shaaaaaaaaaaaame
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY: shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
LET'S HAVE SEX!: shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- wait
IS THAT THE GMAN?: actually i just didn't know what to put for here so i stuck in some random lyrics that sounded good
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: TEEHEE
:
Format C:\?: nothx
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL f**k YOUR MOM: those skanks
LOLWUT?: ?TUWLOL
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
DO A BARREL ROLL: moskau
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: -click- bravo delta niner niner reporting in over -click-

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO  : NIKO MY COUSIN
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: your crowbar is back from the repair shop
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: aw hell the elevator's out again
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: I guess i'm gonna have to jump!
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: *free falling sounds*
Hi, GMAN: -splat-
SHUT YOUR arsehole: oh that's gonna sting
NO U: bandaids will NOT work for that booboo.

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: in case you were wondering
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: i tuned all this caps text out
FROM AREA NINE: about 15 lines ago
LIQUID!: yep
Plasma?: i just like to hear the  sound of the keys

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: clickity clickity clickity- oh s**t content
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: BLASPHEMER
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: no
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: i said NO
Bow down to her: i piss upon your heathen god
Are you sexy enough for her: *pisses*
Will you reshape miles of land for her: *continues pissing*
If not, DIE: *pi-* wait, what? YES I'M SEXY ENOUGH. dammit

Never gonna give you up: cup
Never gonna let you down: drown
Never gonna run around and desert you: seventy-twooo
Never gonna make you cry: pie
Never gonna say goodbye: also pie!
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: that rhyme s**t's bakc, fooo

You do not give up: my cup
Do not disappoint me: and drown
I do not run to the desert: at age seventy-two
You'll never make me cry: with no pie
I can not say goodbye to you: no goodbye, pie!
I never said a lie and hurt you: i did not lie that rhyme s**t is working, fooo

Water under construction: get me a ladder
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: the floor is moist
I am sorry, that is too soon: oh god what is that
Would you like a pool with that: OH GOD A SPIDER
Move on, nothing to see: A WATER SPIDER DEAR JESUS

Workers of the world, unite: I SWEAR GUYS THIS THING IS AS LONG AS MY LEG
Are you a Communist: IT HAS THE REMAINS OF A KITTEN IN ITS JAWS HELP PLZ
You aren't a Communist? f**k YOU: AUGHGHUHAHGUAH MY HEEL
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": incidently spider bites are more painful than moose bites
Are nukes awesome: A moose vonce bit mien sister…
MORENUKES?: We apologize for the fault in subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Phrawger picks up here:
Bitches don't know 'bout my: titanium
What do you like to play: yugioh!
With the: YUGI
And the: OH
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: DUEL DISK
And the: SCREW THE RULARGH ARGH ARGH
Where are the rebel plans you sent: I am on a diplomatic mission from Alderaan-
You are a part of the: Rebel Alliance
And a: Traitor
I find your lack of this disturbing: Sporks
Random multiple of seven: 35
Affirmation of Plankton: I'm plankton and I affirmed this sign up.
(srs times) List of Powers: Essentially God powers. Ability to warp matter and space as well as create life and objects. Can instantly add any powers to his arsenal if need arises. (normally this would be overkill but this rpg is limitless)
End Transmission: Make it so, Number one. And pour me a gin.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-12-01 15:19:03
fuck you Firefox.

I had Gman's character sheet all filled out, but it randomly decided to crash, so I'll post a short basic version.

Name: Gman

Age: 31
Sex: Male
Location: Black Mesa Research Facility
Orientation: Backwards

Religion: Xenian
Political party: Libertarian
Height: THE RESONANCE CASCADE
Weight: 180?
Eye color: Black
Skin color: White
Shoe size: Florida
Belt size: Headcrab
Favorite soda: Human blood
Nail length: Average
Did you hit puberty: Suitcase!
(srs times) List of Powers: Resonance Cascade (big motherfucking explosion that summons aliens and shit from Xen), can withstand weapon fire and melee weapons (because Gman is indestructible), ability to control these aliens from Xen, and whacking people in the head with that suitcase (overkill does not exist in this freeform RPG).

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-12-01 15:19:26
MY TURN!:

Name: GARY 'M 9

Age: URMOM
Sex: This is obvious
Location: *see profile*
Orientation: Is that a type of bread?

Religion: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
Political party:
Height: ~6 Ft
Weight: ASDF
Eye color: GREEN :D
Skin color: REALLY REALLY PASTEY
Shoe size: What country?
Belt size: ^
Favorite soda: PEPSI BITCH!
Nail length: uhh… x millimeters?
Did you hit puberty: …

You have magic. Put it here: NO U RUNESCAPE
Size of your house: 1337 SQUARE METERS
Number of furniture in that house: 1337
How awesome is your car: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BANSHEE?
How much money do you make each year: On what :P
List other things about how rich you are: This computer :O
Mileage: I don't have a tackometer
Decibels: LOUD
Never gonna give you up: *pulls out shotgun*
Have you had curry: nah, not in the mood for SPICY FOOD
Do you at least have chicken: YUS
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THIS D: *emos*

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: YAY I'M IN THE PART I MADE THEN KYOUKI ADDED TO, SO IT'S NOT ALL MINE :D
Credit Card Number: P1GF337
Mother's maiden name: icwutudedthar…

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: No, stewie >_>
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: YUS OF BEING MINE OF WELL FORMAL WORD OF SIR I WOULD WANT!
Life story: LOLWUT
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: NO U ARISTICATS
Meow: CATS? MY BASES DO NOT BELONG TO YOU FOO
Bark: Tree?
Moo: COW
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: No, zn3t does.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
What?! (<>)?!: YES, IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
So I herd u leik mudkipz: No
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Did a 3 year old write this part?
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Maybe…

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: YES
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YES
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YES
IS IT PLANTIUM: YES
IS IT GOLD: YES, WITH DIAMONDS TOO BITCH :P

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Not it now stfu 3 year old
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They go to the land where Ren and Stimpy imploded
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Yes, I do it on my calculator :D
OH YES!: :D
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Peggy has 100 anuses of bitches? Damn her spanish IS bad
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: NO IT NEEDS MOAR!
Red green beans: Oxymoron
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Rbt Ckn
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Rbt Ckn
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Dies
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: NOU RAP SONG
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: wait…
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: thought so
Is Barney gay?: yes
Is Barney your best friend: no
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: yes
Shoot Barney?: yes
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: YES
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Wario?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: FAMILY GUY!
QUAGMIRE: FAMILY GUY!
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: [spoiler]Give a reach around to a Monkey like he said he did in that one episode[/spoiler]
HE'S QUAGMIRE: FAMILY GUY!
QUAGMIRE: FAMILY GUY
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: QUAGMIRE
LET'S HAVE SEX!: Quagmire went gay?
IS THAT THE GMAN?: HOLY SHIT
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: HOLY SHIT
:D: YAY SMILEY!
Format C:\?: NO
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: LOLWUT?
LOLWUT?: Quit copying me D:
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: OH YES YOU WILL *pulls out gameshark*
DO A BARREL ROLL: WOOT
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: *gamesharks them all here*

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : GTA IV?
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Half-Life?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: Spongebob?
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Naruto or spongebob? God damn it for Naruto stealing his catchphrase D:
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Apparently
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: lulz, I was right
Hi, GMAN: WTF
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: NO U
NO U: QUIT COPYING ME D:

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Half-Life again?
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Yes
FROM AREA NINE: Yes
LIQUID!: Water
Plasma?: Gun

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Woot, Kyouki's part
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: heh
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: heh
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: heh
Bow down to her: heh
Are you sexy enough for her: heh
Will you reshape miles of land for her: heh
If not, DIE: that wasn't a no or yes so heh

Never gonna give you up: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never gonna let you down: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never gonna run around and desert you: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never gonna make you cry: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never gonna say goodbye: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You do not give up: lulzk
Do not disappoint me: ok…
I do not run to the desert: k
You'll never make me cry: heh
I can not say goodbye to you: heh
I never said a lie and hurt you: heh

Water under construction: ENGRISH!
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Yes weird chinese guy
I am sorry, that is too soon: ok chinese guy
Would you like a pool with that: yes
Move on, nothing to see: no u officer barbrady

Workers of the world, unite: AFL?
Are you a Communist: Niko …. was
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: heh
You are a Communist? Цомаде Сисеисеки сас, "о и о е моеланд!": Niko …. was
Are nukes awesome: YES
MORENUKES?: ONLY FOR STENTOR IF HE EATS US D:

Phrawger picks up here: HI PHRAWG!
Bitches don't know 'bout my: GAMES!
What do you like to play: GAMES!
With the: GAMES!
And the: GAMES!
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: GAMES!
And the: AGH AGH AGH AGH GAMES!
Where are the rebel plans you sent: In the R4-Q5 Unit, I updated from that POS R2 unit
You are a part of the: People Against Dumbasses (not the ones that can't help it because they were born that way, the ones who think Egypt is in Asia and Wood wasn't invented until the 1900s and that mummies were burned on the Egyptian Railroad)
And a: FORUM!
I find your lack of this disturbing: lack of…
Random multiple of seven: 9359
Affirmation of Plankton: KRABY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!
(srs times) List of Powers: I have to list these, we're just making shit up as we go and so am I.
End Transmission: No self destru-*asplodes*

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-12-01 15:21:56
Sign-up sheet

Name: ?????

Age: 15
Sex: Male
Location: Take a Left there, a Right over that way, and then you found me.
Orientation: North-West, then South-East.

Religion: None
Political party: None
Height: 1m 67
Weight: ??? KG
Eye color: 1 Blue, one Red
Skin color: Normal
Shoe size: 6
Belt size: 2
Favorite soda: The kind that tastes good.
Nail length: Short
Did you hit puberty: Well, if by that, you mean going through it, then yes.

You have magic. Put it here: I'm semi-immortal. I can see the name and remaining lifespan of anyone who's face I see.
Size of your house: Medium
Number of furniture in that house: 24
How awesome is your car: What car?
How much money do you make each year: ?50?
List other things about how rich you are: You have money in your pocket.
Mileage: I SAID I HAVE NO CAR!
Decibels: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Never gonna give you up: So?
Have you had curry: No.
Do you at least have chicken: Not today.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Hell Yeah, it wouldn't kill me.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: No he doesn't.
Credit Card Number: 0000 0000 0000
Mother's maiden name: None of your business.

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: No.
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: No.
Life story: No.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No, I'd rather be part wolf.
Meow: Cat
Bark: Tree.
Moo: Cow.
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: No.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: Infinity.
What?! (<>)?!: Never.
So I herd u leik mudkipz: U herd rong.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: So?
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No.

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Well, sometimes.
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: No.
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Yes.
IS IT PLANTIUM: No.
IS IT GOLD: Yes.

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Aww… thanks.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: Nothing, they're in your underpants.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: No.
OH YES!: Oh no!
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: That's… Australian, right?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Yeah…
Red green beans: No thanks, I'm full.
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: I has a LAZ0R GUN!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: RAWR! *Crackling electrical energy*
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Dies. DUH!
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: WTF?
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: ROFL.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: LMAO.
Is Barney gay?: Yes.
Is Barney your best friend: STFU+GTFO
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: [sarcasm] No, it's a fish. [/sarcasm]
Shoot Barney?: Duh!
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: I know. That's why he's so awesome.

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Nope.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Evil laugh.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: No, you are.
QUAGMIRE: ?
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT:  :-X
HE'S QUAGMIRE:  :-X
QUAGMIRE: :-X
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Poo.
LET'S HAVE SEX!: No.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: No.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No.
:D:  :???:
Format C:\?:
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Eww…
LOLWUT?: ?TUWLOL
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: Eh?
DO A BARREL ROLL: No.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Uh… I broke them.

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : So? I don't care.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Zzz…
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: Zzz…
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: SPONGEBOB!
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Maybe.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants:  :???:
Hi, GMAN:  8)
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: OK. *Shuts it*
NO U: I just did.

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Why thanks.
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Not yet.
FROM AREA NINE: No.
LIQUID!: Solid.
Plasma?: Liquid.

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Is that some kind of joke?
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: Well…
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: Um…
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Cheese.
Bow down to her: No thanks.
Are you sexy enough for her: Probably too sexy, actually.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: Not unless she has HUGE boobs.
If not, DIE: OK, but it won't work.

Never gonna give you up: 1337
Never gonna let you down: IS
Never gonna run around and desert you: BAD
Never gonna make you cry: DON'T
Never gonna say goodbye: DO
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: IT

You do not give up: EVER!
Do not disappoint me: SO
I do not run to the desert: I
You'll never make me cry: HATE
I can not say goodbye to you: YOU
I never said a lie and hurt you: FAGGOT.

Water under construction: Yay!
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Yesterday.
I am sorry, that is too soon: OK, how about tomorrow?
Would you like a pool with that: No.
Move on, nothing to see: Why don't YOU move?

Workers of the world, unite: Nope.
Are you a Communist: No.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Up yours!
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": LOL WUT?
Are nukes awesome: Yeah.
MORENUKES?: FUCK YEAH!

Phrawger picks up here: No he doesn't. YET.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: [CENSORED]
What do you like to play: NINTENDO DS
With the: Internet
And the: People
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: Tunnel
And the: Train
Where are the rebel plans you sent: In your wallet.
You are a part of the: Japanese police force.
And a: chocolate bar is in my pocket.
I find your lack of this disturbing: who cares?
Random multiple of seven: 49
Affirmation of Plankton: An evil villain in the Spongebobsquarepants series.
(srs times) List of Powers: ?
End Transmission: BZZT!

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-12-01 15:36:00
ohai i maek anoder charaktr 4 ur arrpgz

Name: Gordon Freeman

Age: isn't he like 33?
Sex: Male
Location: New Mexico
Orientation: Diagonal

Religion: Christian
Political party: Democrat
Height: Dunno
Weight: Dunno
Eye color: Green
Skin color: White
Shoe size: Dunno
Belt size: 1337
Favorite soda: What is that stuff you get in the vending machines in HL1?
Nail length: Average
Did you hit puberty: Yes

You have magic. Put it here: Fuckload of weapons, doesn't die easily due to Hazard Suit, awesome combat skills. Main weapon is a crowbar.
Size of your house: None
Number of furniture in that house: None
How awesome is your car: Transits are bitchin
How much money do you make each year: 39,000
List other things about how rich you are: No
Mileage: 34
Decibels: 500
Never gonna give you up: no
Have you had curry: yes
Do you at least have chicken: yes
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: who, Barney? I'd shoot him off. Bastard owes me that beer.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: idc
Credit Card Number: no
Mother's maiden name: Friedman

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Black Mesa is a sausage fest D:
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Yes
Life story: No
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: Probably not
Meow: :woeM
Bark: :kraB (SEE GUYS IT'S LIKE HEADCRAB I AM SO WITTY)
Moo: :ooM
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: No
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: HEV says 100
What?! (<>)?!: Resonance cascade? Shit!
So I herd u leik mudkipz: i herd i leik headcrabs
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: I'm 33
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Probably

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW:  Nope
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Nope
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Nope
IS IT PLANTIUM: Nope
IS IT GOLD: Nope

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Average at best
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They teleported to Xen
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Sure
OH YES!: yep
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: NO HABLE INGLES
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Yeah
Red green beans: no
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: That I invented
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Neat!
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: gets eaten by Jabba the Hutt.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: CAUSE I'M SO HOOD!
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: SO LET IT ROCK! LET IT ROLL! LET IT GO!
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: indeed
Is Barney gay?: Nah
Is Barney your best friend: Meh
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: If I'm bored
Shoot Barney?: Why not?
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Awesome

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Nah
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: GMAN?!
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Sure
QUAGMIRE: okay
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: I don't know
HE'S QUAGMIRE: fine?
QUAGMIRE: alrighty then
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Sure
LET'S HAVE SEX!: No fucking way, queer.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: Most likely
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Sure
:D: :D
Format C:\?: Windows is on D:!
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Neat
LOLWUT?: Okay
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: Gman?
DO A BARREL ROLL: In what?
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Fine.

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: :Fuck that.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Five more minutes mommy! D:
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: No
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Kay
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: No
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Sure
Hi, GMAN: Hi
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: LISTEN TO MY BULLSHIT! LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
NO U: U ON

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: yay :D
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: yep
FROM AREA NINE: Yep!
LIQUID!: GAS!
Plasma?: SOLID!

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: /\/()
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: Nope
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Yes, I won't change my mind.
Bow down to her: No
Are you sexy enough for her: Sure
Will you reshape miles of land for her: WITH MAH GRAVITEE GHUN
If not, DIE: BOMB?

Never gonna give you up: no
Never gonna let you down: no
Never gonna run around and desert you: no
Never gonna make you cry: no
Never gonna say goodbye: no
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: no

You do not give up: No
Do not disappoint me: No
I do not run to the desert: No
You'll never make me cry: No
I can not say goodbye to you: Kay
I never said a lie and hurt you: No

Water under construction: Sure
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: 133 years
I am sorry, that is too soon: Kay
Would you like a pool with that: Sure
Move on, nothing to see: Kay

Workers of the world, unite: No
Are you a Communist: Yes
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: No
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": Meh
Are nukes awesome: Sure
MORENUKES?: Nah

Phrawger picks up here: sup phrawg
Bitches don't know 'bout my: ADDITIONAL HEADCRABS
What do you like to play: "Hide the crowbar…in someone's skull!"
With the: Crowbar
And the: Scientist
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: STAB
And the: JAB
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Black Mesa
You are a part of the: Alliance of Xen
And a: awesome fella :D
I find your lack of this disturbing: kay
Random multiple of seven: forty nine
Affirmation of Plankton: Sure
(srs times) List of Powers: See the first powers area.
End Transmission: K, cool.

GORDON IS AWESOME SHIT.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-12-01 15:49:18
Name: HolographicSimulatedGreatApeSuperSaiyanFourJediSwordsMasterSamuraiPirateNinjaBorgTimeLincoln

Age: I lost count
Sex: Whatever I choose anymore :\
Location: EVERYWHERE!
Orientation: TIME!

Religion: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
Political party: Republican
Height: 36' 5"
Weight: 2820lbs
(I'm a Great Ape at the time I'm writing this, go figure)
Eye color: Brown
Skin color: White
Shoe size: 13
Belt size: 33
Favorite soda: Oh yes… which one out of the 9000 future sodas should I pick… ohrite Mr. Pib EXTREME
Nail length:
Did you hit puberty: I have facial hair, does that answer your question?

You have magic. Put it here: If I did, you'd Kernel Panic
Size of your house: Whatever I damn please
Number of furniture in that house: ^
How awesome is your car: EPIC
How much money do you make each year: Money? Pff… I have to keep my identity sealed so I just warp to the past and get my shit I want.
List other things about how rich you are: ^
Mileage: I'm not a flying car.
Decibels: I beat LOUDCELL, does that answer your question?
Never gonna give you up: I killed you in the year 2017 Rick… wait, I'm in the year 2008 atm.
Have you had curry: Yes
Do you at least have chicken: Yes
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Time Lincoln already did, thousands of times.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Who?
Credit Card Number: ^
Mother's maiden name: Obvious.

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!:
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: ^
Life story: Too long to list…
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: NoMorph
Meow: Longcat?
Bark: George Washington didn't cut down the cherry tree, I should know, I WATCHED HIM NOT DO IT
Moo: Furons.
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: TIME!
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: Too large, your comp would kernel panic.
What?! (<>)?!: Yes
So I herd u leik mudkipz: I KILLED ALL MUDKIPZ
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Oh the young.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No, I'm the former president of the U.S.

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: YES
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YES
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YES
IS IT PLANTIUM: No, it is a metal more precious found in the future.
IS IT GOLD: ^

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: you're getting annoying
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They warp to the nega-years before the big bang… good times… good times…
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: YES -0.003861117
OH YES!: Fred Fredburger? Didn't I leave you in that volcano?
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Ah, Peggy and her bad spanish.
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: No, there is no bottle caps… OH, you mean CAPS.
Red green beans: No oxymoron poetry please.
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Seth Green didn't capture my true awesomeness in that one scene in the memorial, losing to MFing george bush, even if it WAS in his dreams.
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Seth Green
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: I cut him on the way down with my lightsaber.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: NoRap
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: NoRap
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: NoRap
Is Barney gay?: Yes
Is Barney your best friend: No
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: Already did, but that was 3 years ahead of this on December 21, 2012 when I drowned him. The Mayans predicted the end of Barney.
Shoot Barney?: ^
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Not as long as Long+1

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: YES
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Wario? Is that you?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Lois
QUAGMIRE: Lois
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Lois
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Lois
QUAGMIRE: Lois
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Lois
LET'S HAVE SEX!: with Lois
IS THAT THE GMAN?: I am the G-Man
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No, he doesn't come for a few more millenium
:D : You're happy about that?
Format C:\?: No, I'm taking this comp with me.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: It's true >_>
LOLWUT?: Yeah…
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: Starfox is in another universe dipshit.
DO A BARREL ROLL: Did many times.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Lousy leader, they should have already been there before you started talking.

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO  D: : I hacked in a special ending where no-one dies. Take that shitty endings
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Where is he?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: Work? That's for mortals
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: STFU Narutard.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: No.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: …
Hi, GMAN: Hi
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: RESPECT YOUR PRESIDENT BEFORE I GALLICK GUN YOU
NO U: … *Gallick Guns*

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: hi Freeman
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Yes
FROM AREA NINE: Yes
LIQUID!: Metal
Plasma?: The sun.

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Kyoukipichi?
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: I killed that cult.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: ^
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: ^
Bow down to her: ^
Are you sexy enough for her: ^
Will you reshape miles of land for her: ^
If not, DIE: I cannot, please read.

Never gonna give you up: and so he echos…
Never gonna let you down: ^
Never gonna run around and desert you: ^
Never gonna make you cry: ^
Never gonna say goodbye: ^
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: ^

You do not give up: And so his engrish echos…
Do not disappoint me: ^
I do not run to the desert: ^
You'll never make me cry: ^
I can not say goodbye to you: ^
I never said a lie and hurt you: ^

Water under construction: Engrish
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Now
I am sorry, that is too soon: Too bad, I'll time warp the water to NOW
Would you like a pool with that: No, already have one, it's the Planet Heat Pool V
Move on, nothing to see: Barbrady?

Workers of the world, unite: AFL :\
Are you a Communist: No
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Go look at some Blue
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": ^
Are nukes awesome: Only in my hands
MORENUKES?: Yesplz

Phrawger picks up here: a frog?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Secret still livingness
What do you like to play: Mess with time.
With the: TIME!
And the: TIME!
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: TIME WARPHOLE!
And the: TIME!
Where are the rebel plans you sent: They were put in your brain will self destruct.
You are a part of the: Nothing
And a: Nothing
I find your lack of this disturbing: Good
Random multiple of seven: 14084
Affirmation of Plankton: Fish
(srs times) List of Powers: I can do whatever the hell I want, I am HolographicSimulatedGreatApeSuperSaiyanFourJediSwordsMasterSamuraiPirateNinjaBorgTimeLincoln!
End Transmission: BAIBAI!

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-12-01 17:44:44
Well i think we have sufficient cast to start, but other players can join in at any time, and players can add more characters at any time.

…lets make sure everyone heard that [size=7]other players can join in at any time, and players can add more characters at any time[/size] alright i think that's good.

Now:

The year is 2012.
The setting is a parallel earth set in Flat Earth Dimension, an infinite stretch of land with infinite resources at your disposal.

Have at it.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-12-01 17:51:41
hmm…I've never RPGd before, so someone else…y'know, gimme something to go off of or something.