Construct: Openness Defined - Page 5
" Into my mouth now!" Smelter yells as he tries to eat table cat.
" C'mon kyoukipichi, your my dream man" Xubuntu says as she tries to make out with kyoukipici.
" What ever guys…" Both Luigi MArio and Mario Luigi say.
"We'll teleport into my office. This place has seemed to become more chaotic lately." Table Cat said, teleporting herself and Kyoukipichi in a room in the middle of the labyrinthine Team Rocket Headquarters.
"Table Cat! You forgot us!" Ninten exclaimed.
"Aww, now we have to deal with them." Eevee said.
Signup Sheet: SCREW SIGN UP SHEETS, I'M BACK
Just add these guys, cause they're awesome and I made them and stuff:
Dynamic Seizure Man
*bunch of people freeze*
Fat Teacher Man: You better stop that, you remember that F that- *gets horribly mutilated, face gets ripped off, head gets impaled by multiple spikes, gets completely ripped apart*
Error: That shall teach you never to talk to me again, you fat bastard.
Nefarian: Master, I'm back.
Error: Yes…Yes… And why would I have not noticed a massive dragon landing in the middle of a highly populated area…?
NEW PC FTW MUTHA
Location:Flyin high in t3h sky
Skin color:Green Scales
Shoe size:Dragons don't wear shoes, Deet-De-Dee
Belt size:Dragons don't wear belts, Dur-De-Dur
Favorite soda:Diet Brown
Did you hit puberty:NO DUR
You have magic. Put it here:Sorcerer spells, as Divine magic
Size of your house:CAVE FTW
Number of furniture in that house:0
How awesome is your car:I am my car!
How much money do you make each year:Couple hundred gold coins and jewlery
List other things about how rich you are:Umm…
Decibels:OVER 9000 COMBOS
Never gonna give you up:I'ma gonne eat you!
Have you had curry:I think it was in that fat guy's stomach…
Do you at least have chicken:Yes, I own a farm
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you:Eat them!
Shrii grabs table cat and says "Use some mouthwash, fart-breath."
Xubuntu quickly teleports to kyoukipichi, and then teleports them both into a computer. "Why hello there" Xubuntu then said.
New character for me.
Age: Somewhere in the 27-35 range
Location: Follows Error.
Political party: None.
Height: 6 foot 5 inches
Weight: 893 pounds.
Eye color: Reddish due to exposure to Error's dark powers.
Skin color: Scales mixed with skin, Colour: yellowish
Shoe size: Doesn't wear shoes.
Belt size: Doesn't have a belt
Favorite soda: Pepsi.
Nail length: Claws: 1 inch - 2 inches
Did you hit puberty: Yes.
(Character begins to talk in person here)
You have magic. Put it here: I have a few dark powers, other spells I have are powerful flame spells.
Size of your house: Strange Pyramid shape, as big as a fort.
Number of furniture in that house: 21
How awesome is your car: Awesome.
How much money do you make each year: $1,000,000 - $3,500,000
List other things about how rich you are: High-tech "Smart house".
Never gonna give you up: I'm heterosexual, thank you very much… *flips interviewer off*
Have you had curry: Yes, I liked it.
Do you at least have chicken: I love chicken….
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Save them, don't let Error hear that though.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Who's Gary M Nine?
Credit Card Number: I don't want you to steal my money.
Mother's maiden name: Not sure of my mother.
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Yeah!
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I already have it but yes.
Life story: I don't know much about my mother or father, but I've been following Error ever since I was 24. I have a sweet girlfriend, but she is afraid of Error because she has seen how many he has killed with his powers of darkness. I also have a relation to Giygas, it still creeps me out that I am.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: I don't like cats.
Meow: *roars back*
Bark: *roars back*
Moo: Shut up.
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Heterosexual, dipshit, I'm heterosexual. No.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: It's over 9000!!!!!!
What?! (<>)?!: What the hell did you just say?
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Mudkip? That tiny little blue Pokemon? No, not really.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: You seem to be getting a little hyper.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No, calm down, damn you.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: What?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: What the hell are you talking about?
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Has somebody taken a little too much Hashish?
IS IT PLATINUM: I have a lot of platinum, it's useful for many machines.
IS IT GOLD: I have lots of gold as well.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: A somewhat-twisted monster… All because of Error and that monster he summons, called Giygas.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They catch fire.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: What?
OH YES!: No.
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: What the hell are you speaking?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Hell yes.
Red green beans: …
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: CHICKEN.
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Cool.
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Dies.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Who?
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: WHAT THE HELL!?
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: …
Is Barney gay?: Yes.
Is Barney your best friend: No, Error killed him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: I don't have guns, I have claws and swords.
Shoot Barney?: I wish I could, but he's dead already.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: What the hell is longcat?
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Yeah, I'm kinda hungry.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Who?
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Where?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Who is?
QUAGMIRE: Screw you.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: …
LET'S HAVE SEX!: Uhh… I'd rather not.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: What?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Damn these questions are really getting annoying.
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : .
Format C:\?: <1110000111010101111>
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: What the hell is wrong with your mind?
LOLWUT?: Your mind! Your mind is fucked!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: I want to eat Starfox alive.
DO A BARREL ROLL: If I do, I'll crush you, oh wait, yeah ok. *does a barrel roll, interviewer dodges*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: ???
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO : Damnit.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: FUCK YOU.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: MY NAME IS GIYGOW.
Hi, GMAN: Call me Giygow, not Gman.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: What the fuck did you just say, you bastard? *clenches fists*
NO U: *punches interviewer*
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: …
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Tram? What?
FROM AREA NINE: Nine.
LIQUID!: State of Matter?
Plasma?: State of Matter that burns.
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Numbers… Numbers… Numbers… I can't speak Numbers.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: I have a girlfriend damn you.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No.
Bow down to her: I bow to my GF.
Are you sexy enough for her: For my GF, yes.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: For my GF, yes!
If not, DIE: I'm really close to killing you.
Never gonna give you up: This is fucking gay.
Never gonna let you down: …
Never gonna run around and desert you: …
Never gonna make you cry: ….
Never gonna say goodbye: 95839258295823852
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:1111111111111111
You do not give up:111111111
Do not disappoint me:11111111111
I do not run to the desert:11111111
You'll never make me cry:33333333
I can not say goodbye to you: Damn I'm bored.
I never said a lie and hurt you: What?
Water under construction: Eat water.
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Your REALLY messing with my mind now.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Gahhhh, shut up.
Would you like a pool with that: I have a big pool, a REALLY big pool.
Move on, nothing to see: *sighs*
Workers of the world, unite: No.
Are you a Communist: Not really.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Fuck you too.
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": I can't read Russian.
Are nukes awesome: Yes, according to my Master.
MORENUKES?: Yes, I guess… Only if Error wants…
Phrawger picks up here: Who?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Kick-ass looks!
What do you like to play: Ummm…
With the: t|The.
And the: What
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: |||||||||||||||
And the: ||||||||||||||
Where are the rebel plans you sent: I had to send them to al Qaeda.
You are a part of the: al Qaeda.
And a: What?
I find your lack of this disturbing: Yeah, you'll find me disturbing when morph into a half-Giygas.
Random multiple of seven: 70
Affirmation of Plankton: …Who?
(srs times) List of Powers: Flame spells, I also have an attack that can't be determined in reality, that's the best one in my arsenal.
End Transmission: Ok then, finally done after this annoying interview.
Name: CJ Miller
Age: 14 (15 on 5/29)
Location: Saffron City, Kanto
Religion: (insert name of the main religion amongst Gardevoir here)
Political party: Liberal Democrat
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 318 lbs.
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Shoe size: 12EEEE
Belt size: 42 (the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything)
Favorite soda: Diet Rite
Nail length: I plead the Fifth.
Did you hit puberty: Yes
You have magic. Put it here: My bodyguards are a Lv. 255 Ghost MissingNo., a Lv. 100 Gardevoir (who is also a 9th-degree black belt in judo), and the Dark Magician.
Size of your house: 1690 sq. ft.
Number of furniture in that house: A lot.
How awesome is your car: 2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 (fastest production car in the world)
How much money do you make each year: P$5,000,000
List other things about how rich you are: My crapper is solid gold.
Mileage: My car has 42,442 miles on it.
Decibels: Motorhead + Brian Blessed = UBERDEAF.
Never gonna give you up: I hate getting RickRoll'd.
Have you had curry: No, too spicy.
Do you at least have chicken: CHICKEN!! (Ed, Edd n Eddy FTW)
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: No, you moron.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Okay.
Credit Card Number: 3420 5986 7004 1598. It's an American Express Black Card, only for the ultra-rich.
Mother's maiden name: Fail.
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: lolno
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I WANT MIRRION DORRAR!
Life story: Corn.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No.
Moo: *stings cow with scorpion tail*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: If you aren't down with that, I got two words for ya… SUCK IT!!
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: OVER 9000!!
What?! (<>)?!: What you talkin' about, Willis!
So I herd u leik mudkipz: I prefer Gardevoir.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Whatever, fail turtle.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Is anyone really a stranger in today's world?
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: YEAH N*driveby*
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YEAH N*driveby*
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YEAH N*driveby*
IS IT PLATINUM: YEAH N*driveby*
IS IT GOLD: YEAH N*driveby*
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: That's what your mother said last night.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They are annexed by the dryer's personal MissingNo., because glitches need socks, too.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: lolwut?
OH YES!: OH NO!
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Five years what?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Meh.
Red green beans: Red blue Tories
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: DIE MATT SENREICH!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: *kills chicken*
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: falls into the lair of GLaDOS, never to return.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Fuck the economy!
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Go away.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Shut up.
Is Barney gay?: I killed him.
Is Barney your best friend: I killed him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: It's the gun that killed Barney. M5 sniper rifle, can kill a terrorist from 3 miles away. Quite a fine piece of equipment, if I do say so myself.
Shoot Barney?: Already done.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: HAIL "BOB"!
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: No, I want pizza.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Good Lord! *Monocle drops into tea*!
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Yes.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Probably some Asian chick.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Yes!
QUAGMIRE: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.
LET'S HAVE SEX!: No.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: No.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No.
: What a nice colon.
Format C:\?: cat /dev/null > http://tester/dev/hda. ; Enjoy that blank hard drive.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Fail.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: You are in violation of Space Treaty 109. Your ass is mine. (ATHF FTW)
DO A BARREL ROLL: OK. *rolls a barrel onto the interstate and watches a car swerve to pass it, causing a 100-car pileup that lasts 40 days and 40 nights*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Red October standing by.
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO: lolwtf
WAKE UP MR. MILLER: lrn2alarmclock
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: I'm too rich to work.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Good morning Gary. (Gary: *nyaa*)
Wait, Mr. Miller is Spongebob?: No I ain't.
Good Morning CJ Millerpants: …
Hi, GMAN: …
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: NO U
NO U: SHUT UP-A YOUR FACE! (Santino Marella for the Italian lulz)
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Where's that lying bitch GLaDOS?!
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Yes.
FROM AREA NINE: No.
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: HaruhixMikuruxYuki. Seriously, how hard is it to elect a good Prime Minister? Vote Smith on May 7th.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: Is that code for Haruhi Suzumiya?
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: Already tried and failed.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Whatever, moron.
Bow down to her: YOU TRAITOR! HARUHI SUZUMIYA, BOW DOWN TO ME OR DIE!
Are you sexy enough for her: I'll fuck for seven days and stand for one night.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No.
If not, DIE: *kills you*
Water under construction: For how long?
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Sunday.
I am sorry, that is too soon: April 15th.
Would you like a pool with that: Yes.
Move on, nothing to see: Where's the airport?
Workers of the world, unite: COMMUNISM FAIL
Are you a Communist: No.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK COMMUNISM!
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": FUCK COMMUNISM!
Are nukes awesome: No.
MORENUKES?: LESS NUKES!
Phrawger picks up here: Hi.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: *kills bitches for knowing too much*
What do you like to play: Halo 3.
With the: Battle Rifles.
And the: Gravity Hammers.
And the: Rocket Launchers.
And the thing where the guy comes out through the: Ramp.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Up yours.
You are a part of the: Liberal Democrats.
And the: Prime Minister of England (North High mock elections 2008, 22% swing away from Haruhiist Labour YEAH BITCHES!)
I find your lack of this disturbing: Anti-Haruhiist compatriotism.
Random multiple of seven: 777,777,777
Affirmation of Plankton: *nyaa, Plankton*
(srs times) List of Powers: MONEY!