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Construct: Openness Defined - Page 5

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-07 02:25:00
" Into my mouth now!" Smelter yells as he tries to eat table cat.
" C'mon kyoukipichi, your my dream man" Xubuntu says as she tries to make out with kyoukipici.
" What ever guys…" Both Luigi MArio and Mario Luigi say.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-12-07 03:03:01
"We'll teleport into my office. This place has seemed to become more chaotic lately." Table Cat said, teleporting herself and Kyoukipichi in a room in the middle of the labyrinthine Team Rocket Headquarters.

"Table Cat! You forgot us!" Ninten exclaimed.

"Aww, now we have to deal with them." Eevee said.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-12-11 21:55:41
Signup Sheet: SCREW SIGN UP SHEETS, I'M BACK

Just add these guys, cause they're awesome and I made them and stuff:

Text-Adventurer
Comrade Taquito
Dynamic Seizure Man

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-12-13 10:57:47
Error: Hehehe…
*bunch of people freeze*
Fat Teacher Man: You better stop that, you remember that F that- *gets horribly mutilated, face gets ripped off, head gets impaled by multiple spikes, gets completely ripped apart*
Error: That shall teach you never to talk to me again, you fat bastard.
Nefarian: Master, I'm back.
Error: Yes…Yes… And why would I have not noticed a massive dragon landing in the middle of a highly populated area…?
Nefarian: Sorry.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2008-12-17 11:12:47
NEW PC FTW MUTHA

Name:Shrii

Age:526
Sex:F
Location:Flyin high in t3h sky
Orientation:LOOPDELOOP

Religion:Chuck Norris
Political party:Green
Height:98' 10"
Weight:5672
Eye color:Green
Skin color:Green Scales
Shoe size:Dragons don't wear shoes, Deet-De-Dee
Belt size:Dragons don't wear belts, Dur-De-Dur
Favorite soda:Diet Brown
Nail length:Claws
Did you hit puberty:NO DUR

You have magic. Put it here:Sorcerer spells, as Divine magic
Size of your house:CAVE FTW
Number of furniture in that house:0
How awesome is your car:I am my car!
How much money do you make each year:Couple hundred gold coins and jewlery
List other things about how rich you are:Umm…
Mileage:See below
Decibels:OVER 9000 COMBOS
Never gonna give you up:I'ma gonne eat you!
Have you had curry:I think it was in that fat guy's stomach…
Do you at least have chicken:Yes, I own a farm
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you:Eat them!

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2008-12-17 11:15:34
Shrii grabs table cat and says "Use some mouthwash, fart-breath."

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-17 19:17:59
Xubuntu quickly teleports to kyoukipichi, and then teleports them both into a computer. "Why hello there" Xubuntu then said.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2008-12-17 21:20:28
Shrii eats the computer.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-12-20 00:56:17
New character for me.

Name: Giygow

Age: Somewhere in the 27-35 range
Sex: Male
Location: Follows Error.
Orientation: Heterosexual.

Religion: None.
Political party: None.
Height: 6 foot 5 inches
Weight: 893 pounds.
Eye color: Reddish due to exposure to Error's dark powers.
Skin color: Scales mixed with skin, Colour: yellowish
Shoe size: Doesn't wear shoes.
Belt size: Doesn't have a belt
Favorite soda: Pepsi.
Nail length: Claws: 1 inch - 2 inches
Did you hit puberty: Yes.
(Character begins to talk in person here)
You have magic. Put it here: I have a few dark powers, other spells I have are powerful flame spells.
Size of your house: Strange Pyramid shape, as big as a fort.
Number of furniture in that house: 21
How awesome is your car: Awesome.
How much money do you make each year: $1,000,000 - $3,500,000
List other things about how rich you are: High-tech "Smart house".
Mileage: ???
Decibels: ???
Never gonna give you up: I'm heterosexual, thank you very much… *flips interviewer off*
Have you had curry: Yes, I liked it.
Do you at least have chicken: I love chicken….
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Save them, don't let Error hear that though.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Who's Gary M Nine?
Credit Card Number: I don't want you to steal my money.
Mother's maiden name: Not sure of my mother.

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Yeah!
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I already have it but yes.
Life story: I don't know much about my mother or father, but I've been following Error ever since I was 24. I have a sweet girlfriend, but she is afraid of Error because she has seen how many he has killed with his powers of darkness. I also have a relation to Giygas, it still creeps me out that I am.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: I don't like cats.
Meow: *roars back*
Bark: *roars back*
Moo: Shut up.
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Heterosexual, dipshit, I'm heterosexual. No.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: It's over 9000!!!!!!
What?! (<>)?!: What the hell did you just say?
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Mudkip? That tiny little blue Pokemon? No, not really.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: You seem to be getting a little hyper.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No, calm down, damn you.

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: What?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: What the hell are you talking about?
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Has somebody taken a little too much Hashish?
IS IT PLATINUM: I have a lot of platinum, it's useful for many machines.
IS IT GOLD: I have lots of gold as well.

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: A somewhat-twisted monster… All because of Error and that monster he summons, called Giygas.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They catch fire.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: What?
OH YES!: No.
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: What the hell are you speaking?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Hell yes.
Red green beans: …
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: CHICKEN.
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Cool.
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Dies.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Who?
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: WHAT THE HELL!?
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: …
Is Barney gay?: Yes.
Is Barney your best friend: No, Error killed him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: I don't have guns, I have claws and swords.
Shoot Barney?: I wish I could, but he's dead already.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: What the hell is longcat?

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Yeah, I'm kinda hungry.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: What?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Who?
QUAGMIRE: What?
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Where?
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Who is?
QUAGMIRE: Screw you.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: …
LET'S HAVE SEX!: Uhh… I'd rather not.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: What?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Damn these questions are really getting annoying.
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :  .
Format C:\?: <1110000111010101111>
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: What the hell is wrong with your mind?
LOLWUT?: Your mind! Your mind is fucked!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: I want to eat Starfox alive.
DO A BARREL ROLL: If I do, I'll crush you, oh wait, yeah ok. *does a barrel roll, interviewer dodges*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: ???

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO  : Damnit.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: FUCK YOU.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: MY NAME IS GIYGOW.
Hi, GMAN: Call me Giygow, not Gman.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: What the fuck did you just say, you bastard? *clenches fists*
NO U: *punches interviewer*

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: …
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Tram? What?
FROM AREA NINE: Nine.
LIQUID!: State of Matter?
Plasma?: State of Matter that burns.

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Numbers… Numbers… Numbers… I can't speak Numbers.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: I have a girlfriend damn you.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No.
Bow down to her: I bow to my GF.
Are you sexy enough for her: For my GF, yes.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: For my GF, yes!
If not, DIE: I'm really close to killing you.

Never gonna give you up: This is fucking gay.
Never gonna let you down: …
Never gonna run around and desert you: …
Never gonna make you cry: ….
Never gonna say goodbye: 95839258295823852
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:1111111111111111

You do not give up:111111111
Do not disappoint me:11111111111
I do not run to the desert:11111111
You'll never make me cry:33333333
I can not say goodbye to you: Damn I'm bored.
I never said a lie and hurt you: What?

Water under construction: Eat water.
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Your REALLY messing with my mind now.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Gahhhh, shut up.
Would you like a pool with that: I have a big pool, a REALLY big pool.
Move on, nothing to see: *sighs*

Workers of the world, unite: No.
Are you a Communist: Not really.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Fuck you too.
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": I can't read Russian.
Are nukes awesome: Yes, according to my Master.
MORENUKES?: Yes, I guess… Only if Error wants…

Phrawger picks up here: Who?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Kick-ass looks!
What do you like to play: Ummm…
With the: t|The.
And the: What
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: |||||||||||||||
And the: ||||||||||||||
Where are the rebel plans you sent: I had to send them to al Qaeda.
You are a part of the: al Qaeda.
And a: What?
I find your lack of this disturbing: Yeah, you'll find me disturbing when morph into a half-Giygas.
Random multiple of seven: 70
Affirmation of Plankton: …Who?
(srs times) List of Powers: Flame spells, I also have an attack that can't be determined in reality, that's the best one in my arsenal.
End Transmission: Ok then, finally done after this annoying interview.

Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-20 21:24:21
Sign-up sheet

Name: CJ Miller

Age: 14 (15 on 5/29)
Sex: Male
Location: Saffron City, Kanto
Orientation: Straight

Religion: (insert name of the main religion amongst Gardevoir here)
Political party: Liberal Democrat
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 318 lbs.
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Shoe size: 12EEEE
Belt size: 42 (the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything)
Favorite soda: Diet Rite
Nail length: I plead the Fifth.
Did you hit puberty: Yes

You have magic. Put it here: My bodyguards are a Lv. 255 Ghost MissingNo., a Lv. 100 Gardevoir (who is also a 9th-degree black belt in judo), and the Dark Magician.
Size of your house: 1690 sq. ft.
Number of furniture in that house: A lot.
How awesome is your car: 2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 (fastest production car in the world)
How much money do you make each year: P$5,000,000
List other things about how rich you are: My crapper is solid gold.
Mileage: My car has 42,442 miles on it.
Decibels: Motorhead + Brian Blessed = UBERDEAF.
Never gonna give you up: I hate getting RickRoll'd.
Have you had curry: No, too spicy.
Do you at least have chicken: CHICKEN!! (Ed, Edd n Eddy FTW)
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: No, you moron.

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Okay.
Credit Card Number: 3420 5986 7004 1598.  It's an American Express Black Card, only for the ultra-rich.
Mother's maiden name: Fail.

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: lolno
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I WANT MIRRION DORRAR!
Life story: Corn.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No.
Meow: …
Bark: …
Moo: *stings cow with scorpion tail*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: If you aren't down with that, I got two words for ya… SUCK IT!!
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: OVER 9000!!
What?! (<>)?!: What you talkin' about, Willis!
So I herd u leik mudkipz: I prefer Gardevoir.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Whatever, fail turtle.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Is anyone really a stranger in today's world?

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: YEAH N*driveby*
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YEAH N*driveby*
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YEAH N*driveby*
IS IT PLATINUM: YEAH N*driveby*
IS IT GOLD: YEAH N*driveby*

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: That's what your mother said last night.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They are annexed by the dryer's personal MissingNo., because glitches need socks, too.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: lolwut?
OH YES!: OH NO!
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Five years what?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Meh.
Red green beans: Red blue Tories
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: DIE MATT SENREICH!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: *kills chicken*
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: falls into the lair of GLaDOS, never to return.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Fuck the economy!
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Go away.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Shut up.
Is Barney gay?: I killed him.
Is Barney your best friend: I killed him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: It's the gun that killed Barney.  M5 sniper rifle, can kill a terrorist from 3 miles away.  Quite a fine piece of equipment, if I do say so myself.
Shoot Barney?: Already done.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: HAIL "BOB"!

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: No, I want pizza.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Good Lord!  *Monocle drops into tea*!
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Yes.
QUAGMIRE: Yes.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Probably some Asian chick.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Yes!
QUAGMIRE: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.
LET'S HAVE SEX!: No.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: No.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No.
: What a nice colon.
Format C:\?: cat /dev/null > http://tester/dev/hda. ; Enjoy that blank hard drive.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Fail.
LOLWUT?: Exactly.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: You are in violation of Space Treaty 109.  Your ass is mine.  (ATHF FTW)
DO A BARREL ROLL: OK.  *rolls a barrel onto the interstate and watches a car swerve to pass it, causing a 100-car pileup that lasts 40 days and 40 nights*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Red October standing by.

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO: lolwtf
WAKE UP MR. MILLER: lrn2alarmclock
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: I'm too rich to work.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Good morning Gary.  (Gary: *nyaa*)
Wait, Mr. Miller is Spongebob?: No I ain't.
Good Morning CJ Millerpants: …
Hi, GMAN: …
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: NO U
NO U: SHUT UP-A YOUR FACE!  (Santino Marella for the Italian lulz)

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Where's that lying bitch GLaDOS?!
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Yes.
FROM AREA NINE: No.
LIQUID!: Solid!
Plasma?: Lightbulb!

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: HaruhixMikuruxYuki.  Seriously, how hard is it to elect a good Prime Minister?  Vote Smith on May 7th.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: Is that code for Haruhi Suzumiya?
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: Already tried and failed.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Whatever, moron.
Bow down to her: YOU TRAITOR!  HARUHI SUZUMIYA, BOW DOWN TO ME OR DIE!
Are you sexy enough for her: I'll fuck for seven days and stand for one night.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No.
If not, DIE: *kills you*

Water under construction: For how long?
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Sunday.
I am sorry, that is too soon: April 15th.
Would you like a pool with that: Yes.
Move on, nothing to see: Where's the airport?

Workers of the world, unite: COMMUNISM FAIL
Are you a Communist: No.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK COMMUNISM!
You are a Communist?  Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": FUCK COMMUNISM!
Are nukes awesome: No.
MORENUKES?: LESS NUKES!

Phrawger picks up here: Hi.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: *kills bitches for knowing too much*
What do you like to play: Halo 3.
With the: Battle Rifles.
And the: Gravity Hammers.
And the: Rocket Launchers.
And the thing where the guy comes out through the: Ramp.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Up yours.
You are a part of the: Liberal Democrats.
And the: Prime Minister of England (North High mock elections 2008, 22% swing away from Haruhiist Labour YEAH BITCHES!)
I find your lack of this disturbing: Anti-Haruhiist compatriotism.
Random multiple of seven: 777,777,777
Affirmation of Plankton: *nyaa, Plankton*
(srs times) List of Powers: MONEY!