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" How did it… it's not even…" Mario mario wounders.
" Ya know what, any team rocket is an enemy to us, so CHARGE" MArio mario exclaimed as he starts trying to the Table cat
" UNINVENTING MACHINE, HO!" Smelter yells as he spits out and uninventing machine.
" I'll use that!" Luigi mario says as he grabs the machine from Smelter and makes all the machines in the NGTR headquarters and the headquarters it'self made of stone.
"Useable now ehh?" Smelter sarcasticly asks.
[me=HolographicSimulatedGreatApeSuperSaiyanFourJediSwordsMasterSamuraiPirateNinjaBorgTimeLincoln]is somewhere in the year 2028 and will be back shortly[/me]
You DO mean Mario Luigi and Luigi Luigi, do you, fivex? Because Table Cat was trying to harm the Luigi brothers because they were trying to take over Team Rocket Headquarters, which is now a good corporation instead of a criminal one, because Giovanni died and Table Cat took over.
Glaceon made ice shoot up from under Smelter, sending him flying quite high. "Heh… Chaos Emeralds are awesome." he replied.
"I have much money. I am very rich. Though I don't have much to do with them, so personally I use them for improvement of Team Rocket and the world." Table Cat said.
Soon, the magic Smelter cast on Team Rocket Headquarters dissipated, as clouds floated up from it to reveal the high-tech building again.
"I have technology that can combat what you're doing." she added.
My next character:
Age: over 1600 years
Location: Volcanic Spire
Political party: Black Dragonflight.
Height: bigger than a two-story house.
Weight: I'm not sure. All machines I try always get crushed.
Eye color: Brown.
Skin color: Scales: Black. Underbelly: Brownish
Shoe size: Even though I can transform into a human form, I don't know my shoe size.
Belt size: Not sure.
Favorite soda: Fanta.
Nail length: Claws, thank you very much. About two feet each.
Did you hit puberty: Yes, about 1545 years ago.
You have magic. Put it here: Shadow flame breath, fire techniques, earth techniques, and abe to summon small amounts of undead.
Size of your house: My lair is about 3 soccer stadiums wide and 5 houses tall.
Number of furniture in that house: I don't have furniture.
How awesome is your car: I fly faster than any car.
How much money do you make each year: I don't earn any money, I have my own wealth.
List other things about how rich you are: Piles and piles of gold, rare weapons, and rare jewelry.
Never gonna give you up: Are you female? (Pervert)
Have you had curry: The first time I tried curry in my human form, fire shot from my mouth because I couldn't control the heat.
Do you at least have chicken: Chickens are too small for me to eat, but yes, I have eaten chicken before.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: My human friends? I would probably save them.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Who's Gary M Nine?
Credit Card Number: Credit Card?
Mother's maiden name: My mother doesn't have a maiden.
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Human females are okay…
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I have more than that.
Life story: You really want me to explain over 1600 years of life?
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: Who wants a cat when you can have a dragon as a pet?
Meow: *roars* *scares all animals away*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: I said chickens are too small for me to eat. Oh, wait, you mean… No, I don't.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: I'm a boss level.
What?! (<>)?!: I said I'm a boss level.
So I herd u leik mudkipz: That small little blue Pokemon? Not sure.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: I'm not a stranger considering you already know my age and other information.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No, not to you at least.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: What?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: What?
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Enough.
IS IT PLANTIUM: This fang is covered in platinum.
IS IT GOLD: I have piles of gold.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: A dragon…
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: Socks? What are socks?
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: …
OH YES!: I wonder how you taste?
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: I only speak Draconic, English, French, German, Arabic, Thalasian, Darnasian, Gnomish, Dwarven, Orcish, and Zandali.
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Yes.
Red green beans: Beans?
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Would you stop talking about chickens?
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Gnome engineers are the best at their jobs.
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Fell down to the Molten Core.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Um…
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: *glares*
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: You're English is atrocious.
Is Barney gay?: That purple dinosaur? It's only obvious he is.
Is Barney your best friend: My friend Error killed him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: No, I have claws, teeth, breath, and magic.
Shoot Barney?: With flame!
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Annoying.
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: I'll eat you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Don't copy my laugh.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: …
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: …You're getting on my nerves.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: …
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: What?
LET'S HAVE SEX!: I might kill you if I do…
IS THAT THE GMAN?: Who?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: What?
: You confuse me.
Format C:\?: Making no sense here…
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: My mother shall kill the maggots.
LOLWUT?: You better S.T.F.U
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: I'm not a fox, do I look like one?
DO A BARREL ROLL: I'll crush you and everyone else on the set if I do.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: I'm not an airline.
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO : *looks away*
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: What?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: What? I'm not ready for a level 80 raid yet.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Your very irritating.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: No.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Gordan, Gordon, I don't care.
Hi, GMAN: I'm Nefarian.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: *glares* I can eat you…
NO U: *eats person*
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Biology?
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: *stomach growls*
FROM AREA NINE: What?
Plasma?: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE RANDOM QUESTIONS!?
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Numbers, I see that.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: I have no lord, except Error.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: No.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No.
Bow down to her: No.
Are you sexy enough for her: Yeah.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: Maybe.
If not, DIE: *whacks person aside*
Never gonna give you up: Shut up…
Never gonna let you down: Shut your mouth…
Never gonna run around and desert you: You're wasting my time…
Never gonna make you cry: Fine then, I'll skip these next idiotic questions.
Never gonna say goodbye: .
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: .
You do not give up: .
Do not disappoint me: .
I do not run to the desert: .
You'll never make me cry: .
I can not say goodbye to you: .
I never said a lie and hurt you: .
Water under construction: Fire, please.
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: I am thirsty…
I am sorry, that is too soon: Get me some water, now.
Would you like a pool with that: You actually found a dragon-sized waterbowl!
Move on, nothing to see: Mine.
Workers of the world, unite: I don't work for anyone.
Are you a Communist: Oh yes… Communism… Let's see… No I am not because Communism fails in economic profit.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Fuck you too.
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": No.
Are nukes awesome: I've seen them, I enjoy the explosions.
MORENUKES?: More fireworks for me.
Phrawger picks up here: Frogger? What?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Handsome looks!
What do you like to play: Hmm… I used to love to fly around the volcano while it erupted.
With the: Lava.
And the: Smoke.
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: Magma chamber.
And the: Destruction.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: I am no rebel.
You are a part of the: Black Dragonflight
And the: al Qaeda, Error wanted me to join.
I find your lack of this disturbing: You're idiocy is disturbing.
Random multiple of seven: 14.
Affirmation of Plankton: Almost microscopic organisms.
(srs times) List of Powers: Didn't I say WAAAY back there? ^
End Transmission: Very well, I get to join the game. |
"Now that we got this settled, I'll return back to my office." Table Cat said. "Nobody can beat me that easily. I may not win, but I will not lose." She then teleported with Ninten and Eevee looking at her in puzzlement.
(I believe that the RPG board would be exempt from double-posting rules similarly to Creative Movements. However, it does not mean you should abuse it quite a lot to keep a RPG artificially alive with your own posts.)
Location: In a House Ball! :D
Orientation: Currently curled up in a corner when I wrote this sign-up sheet with my mind.
Religion: I believe in Arceus
Political party: I used to be in the PETP Party, until I realized they didn't like Pokemon being in Pokeballs. They're actually pretty damn comfortable places, dammit.
Height: 1 foot
Weight: 14.3 lbs
Eye color: Brown
Skin color: I think you mean fur… brown.
Shoe size: I'm a Pokemon, I don't wear shoes.
Belt size: I don't wear shoes either.
Favorite soda: Lemonade!
Nail length: Uh… I don't know how to answer that.
Did you hit puberty: I apparently bred with a Pikachu and the Pikachu had an egg, which hatched into a Pichu, whose whereabouts I don't know. So… yeah.
You have magic. Put it here: I can instantly transform into Umbreon, Espeon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Glaceon, Leafeon, and back into an Eevee, thanks to my Chaos Emeralds. At one time I could even transform into Eeveeon.
Size of your house: Four inches across.
Number of furniture in that house: House Balls don't really need furniture… except it does have a table I leave Berries on.
How awesome is your car: I don't have a car.
How much money do you make each year: Nor do I make any money.
List other things about how rich you are: Well, Team Rocket Headquarters IS pretty rich…
Mileage: I don't know how to answer that.
Decibels: Nor this.
Never gonna give you up: Ninten said something similar to this. We make a quite good team.
Have you had curry: Ew… curry.
Do you at least have chicken: No.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: No.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Does he now?
Credit Card Number: I don't have a credit card.
Mother's maiden name: Come to think of it… I don't remember my mother. Or my father, for that matter.
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: …If it involves a lot of female Pokemon, then sure.
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Are we being serious here?
Life story: I found Team Rocket Headquarters one day, joined them, fought Dr. Promise with really, really powerful versions of the Chaos Emeralds while on the Omega Emerald, the egg that was found with that other Pokemon I was with at the Day Care hatched, became Omega Pichu and killed Dr. Promise. And now here I am, being a partner to Ninten Robotnik and Knuckles while they work for Table Cat.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No, everyone wants to be some sort of an Eevee evolution!
Meow: I see we aren't being serious here…
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: No.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. I could make it be higher, but Giovanni did something with those Chaos Emeralds, and now there are not many we can find.
What?! (<>)?!: Yes, there are more than 7 Chaos Emeralds. There were originally like thousands, but like I said, a lot of them disappeared.
So I herd u leik mudkipz: No, I don't. I hate them.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: THEN GO HOME.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: NO, BUT YOU ARE!
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: NO, HERETIC.
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: It begs for you to stop being silly.
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: It moans in the darkness with your annoyance.
IS IT PLANTIUM: It's brown…
IS IT GOLD: …and it's chaotic! I think.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: An Eevee.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: I see a lot of socks put in the dryer.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Sure, if Arceus is bored.
OH YES!: He is?
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: PUTO!
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: NO.
Red green beans: Purple something eggs
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: He does!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: No!
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Lives happily ever after?
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: THERE ARE GRUES
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: THAT WON'T HELP
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Indeed.
Is Barney gay?: I haven't heard of him.
Is Barney your best friend: Maybe? At most he'd most likely just be a friend if I ever met him.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: What, you don't like him?
Shoot Barney?: Who is he?
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Longcat!
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Uh…
HE'S QUAGMIRE: I don't really like Quagmires either…
QUAGMIRE: Nothing personal.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Aaaa, don't hurt me!
HE'S QUAGMIRE: …Shut up.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: …What?
LET'S HAVE SEX!: If I wanted sex, I'd be at the Pokemon Day Care by now.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: ?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: I'm Jesus?
:D: I am!
Format C:\?: Yay! Wait… no, don't.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOLWUT?: I thought you formatted C.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: Starfox was about to format my C: drive?
DO A BARREL ROLL: … *drops pen and does a barrel roll*
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT:
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : Back.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: What?
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: Wait, what did you say?
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: Aaaaa… that might not matter anyway.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Who?
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Good morning, too.
Hi, GMAN: Hi, GMAN.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: …
NO U: NO U
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Ah, thanks.
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Maybe?
FROM AREA NINE: I guess.
Plasma?: Is that a move?
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Another strange human language…
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: … … …Maybe?
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: I'm willing.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Look above.
Bow down to her: All right…
Are you sexy enough for her: Uhh… what is this?
Will you reshape miles of land for her: Wait, no, no, I changed my mind!
If not, DIE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Never gonna give you up: Wut?
Never gonna let you down:
Never gonna run around and desert you:
Never gonna make you cry:
Never gonna say goodbye:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: I like this song.
You do not give up: Eh… if I run out of HP…
Do not disappoint me: You have to be a good Pokemon trainer to expect little disappointment.
I do not run to the desert: Oh.
You'll never make me cry: Okay.
I can not say goodbye to you: Why?
I never said a lie and hurt you: True.
Water under construction: Really?
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: In a few months.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Next year?
Would you like a pool with that: Sure.
Move on, nothing to see: Okay…
Workers of the world, unite: Ah?
Are you a Communist: Sure.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU:
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Are nukes awesome: The Death Hydrogen Beam is awesomer.
MORENUKES?: No, more hydrogen.
Phrawger picks up here: Hello, Phrawger.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: emeralds.
What do you like to play: Pokemon battles
With the: Pokemon
And the: moves
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: pokeball
And the: goes "AGH AGH AGH AGH"?
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Here?
You are a part of the: Team Rocket
And a: Pokemon
I find your lack of this disturbing: Pokemon-related questions
Random multiple of seven: 1337
Affirmation of Plankton: Plankton?
(srs times) List of Powers: "I can instantly transform into Umbreon, Espeon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Glaceon, Leafeon, and back into an Eevee, thanks to my Chaos Emeralds. At one time I could even transform into Eeveeon."
End Transmission: Ah.
(Introducing Kyoukipichi Nalatov without writing a sign-up sheet… I still need to write them for Kyoukipichi and Knuckles, and yet I'm too lazy for today.)
"Aww, damn!" Kyoukipichi Nalatov exclaimed, after time traveling in the middle of a forest at night in the year 2012. "There are Grues everywhere in this place." He continued walking through when he saw a Grue jump right in front of him.
Suddenly Jack Paranalis teleported next to him with a crazy look on his face, and he stuck his hand out in front of him. The Grue noticed this and jumped at Jack, but then Jack suddenly lifted up his hand and it shot up REALLY high in the sky, at a fast speed.
"Ah… thanks." Kyoukipichi said.
"No, thank our lord Mercury Lampe." Jack said before he teleported again.
"Mercury Lampe… the future really did change much after CATS declared war on 2008." Kyoukipichi muttered. He then saw that he was standing at the back of Team Rocket Headquarters. "I wonder how much it has changed since 2008."
????? had followed Kyoukipichi through the time-stream.
"You OK over there?" He called out.
The mario bros. don't know that this new one is good, so that's why they are attacking it.
"Next stop, 2012!" Smelter yelled as he teleported himself and the mario and the luigi bros. to 2012.
" Time to shut down NGTR from the future!" Luigi Lugi yelled as he fieriously wacked at the keyboard.
"Get away!" The computer seamingly yelled as it blew away Luigi Luigi.
" I betcha didn't know who I am?" Xubuntu said as she teleported out of the computer.
"YAH!" Xubuntu exclaimed as she punched Luigi Luigi into Kyoukipichi Nalatov.
"Ooooooohhh" Luigi Luigi Whined.
Ah. Also, wait, this RPG is set in the year 2012. The last RPG from where I'm bringing Team Rocket over was set in 2008. So, they were in the year 2012, and Kyoukipichi Nalatov just time traveled into the present.
"…You ARE already in 2012, unless you were wanting to time travel to another date." Kyoukipichi said after pushing Luigi Luigi from him. He then turned to ?????. "Yeah… watch out for the Grues and these people."
"Oh, well hello there beutiful" Xubuntu said as she tries to kiss Kyoukipichi
"Common, ya know ya want to play!" Smelter says as he tries to catch table cat
Mario mario then sighs as he shoots fireballs at a grue to death.
"You know, you don't have to be afraid of the Grues. Why Table Cat moved Team Rocket Headquarters next to this forest, I'll never know, but there's an anti-Grue barrier around the forest." Ninten said.
"Eh… what?" Kyoukipichi said as he heard what Xubuntu said. "Bah, I'll use this time travel watch for evas-" He suddenly teleported.
"Hello, Kyoukipichi. I am the current leader of Team Rocket." Table Cat said when he arrived in her office.
"What? A cat took over Team Rocket?" he said, dumbfounded.
"Precisely." she replied.
"Eh… what happened to Giovanni?" he asked.
"He became a time paradox when your former leader, CATS, declared war on 2008 after some of my employees fought Dr. Promise on the revealed Moon. That's a secret I just told you that you may now spread." Table Cat explained.
"Ah… a Time Deparadoxifation Vortex took him, apparently." Kyoukipichi replied. "But… why tell me a secret all of a sudden?"
"So you'd answer that question I've been wondering for a while, like you just did." she replied.
"Also, Smelter is looking for you." he said after a moment.
"I know." she replied plainly.
Nefarian: Bahh… I'm really hungry… *looks around* (thinking) All of these little humans would be a nice snack… Maybe-
Error: Nefarian! What the hell are you thinking? Silence your thoughts. You still need to learn Dark magic. Observe… *holds hand out* *a whole line of people get knocked over*
Irritated people: HEYY! WHAT THE FUCK! HOLY SHIT! WHO THE HELL DID THAT!?
Error: …and enjoy the commotion that ensues.
Nefarian: *groans* *stomach growls*
Error: If you are hungry, then fly off to Murloc grounds and feed. Do not waste my time, Nefarian.
Nefarian: Sorry, Master. *flys off*
Error: …Now to toy with these fools… *summons massive ice storm* Freeze!