Re: Christmas
Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:16:50
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Santa died years ago.
They could of put presents that they where hidding from you and santa didn't come due to you being up.
And the truth is: well: I looked out my bedroom when I was 8 (7 years ago) to see if Santa had came yet. I didn't see Santa. I saw my parents putting the presents under the tree. Don't you know parents shop, or is this absolutely possible?
Don't make that mistake again.
You know what? I hate you all. Screw your forums and all of you, and editing up my posts for speaking my opinion and telling the truth. I hate you all.
Reasons Santa can't exist:
If Santa is married, how come he has no children?
How can his reindeer keep their antlers all year long?
How can Santa visit 1.5 billion homes in one night?
How can he eat a couple billion cookies and drink several swimming pools of milk, yet gain no weight at all?
How the hell can he make reindeer fly?
No- do you not believe that parents go shopping?
I hate you all because you shun me for having an honest opinion.
And I bet you all still believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.
You all edit my posts when I SPOKE THE TRUTH. You just can't have it someone else's way, can you?