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The If game - Page 11

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-10 20:03:43
I'd ask for sex.

Just kidding.


What if I kicked you in the balls?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-10 20:05:26
then I'd tear your head off.

what if you were a girl?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-10 20:07:10
I'd wear a dress.

What if I DIDN'T kick your balls?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-10 20:08:30
then I would do nothing

what if I did nothing?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-10 20:09:49
You wouldn't exist.

What if I had a Houndoom?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-10 20:13:15
then you'd have a houndoom

what if I was alone with an anatomically correct pokemon and I was about to ha… *brick'd*

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-10 20:28:16
The police would be after you, Team Rocket would be after you, the psychologist would be after you, Nurse Joy would be after you, and I'd be after you.

What if I masturbated?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-10 21:18:58
(why would all those people be after me?)

Then you'd get caught by your mother and have a vary long and awkard conversation afterward.

What if I created a paradox?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-11 03:38:53
(You'd be having [size=1pt]sex[/size] with a Pokemon, that's why.)

*Explodes*

*Was about to ask "what if you were me?"*

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-11 13:29:22
(ok, that might explain the psychologist and MAYBE Nurse Joy, but it doesn't explain the Police or Team rocket.)

then I'd go to the BBC building to see if I could be on an episode of Top Gear (assuming of course, you lived somewhere near the place)

what if you were me?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-08-11 16:48:10
(The police would be out to arrest you, Team Rocket would be after the Pokemon)

Then I would be double posting by posting this message.

What if I was Abwayax's cousin?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-11 20:26:47
you'd probably have a staff position or something.

What if I lived in the same town as you?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-08-12 19:16:09
I would come over to your house and say "IIIIFFFF!???"

What if I sent my dragon to eat you?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-08-14 12:45:39
Then I'd fight it, kill it, and cut of it's head to show that I killed it.

What if the next poster exploded?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-08-14 17:14:51
*brings Nefarian back to life*
Then I would reform again  :P

What if I teleported you into a black hole?