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The If game - Page 27

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-12-13 21:57:23
Then ultraVex would be seduced by my "charm"

What if I masturbated in Soviet Russia?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-12-13 22:54:27
Then they would behead you.

What if masturbation never existed?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-12-14 00:17:59
Then a lot of people would have increased risks of prostate cancer.

What if I was seduced by a2a's charm?

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-12-14 01:36:34
Then the whole world would have fake porn about me.

What if that happened?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-12-14 08:28:23
See Rule #34.

What if I could have anything I wanted just by clicking a button?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-12-15 21:15:25
Then you would have everything you want.

What if I had the ultimate powers of destruction?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-01-10 21:10:06
(what's Rule #34?)

Then I would steal them and use them for my own evil ends.

What if that happened?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-01-10 21:13:34
This would happen.

Does combining like explosives increase the blast exponentially?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-01-10 21:24:00
that's not a what if question, but I'll answer it anyway. I would think that combining explosives would increase their potential of destruction.

What if I possessed Anti-Matter (most destructive force in the universe)?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-11 12:35:09
(I regret learning about Rule 34… Damn perverted friends)
Then you would explode because you are matter, not anti-matter.

What if I collapsed space-time?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-12 19:12:21
(Rule 34??? WTF is that?)

Then you'd collapse it.

What if I became staff?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-01-12 19:59:22

(Rule 34??? WTF is that?)


Oh, wouldn't you like to know.


What if I became staff?


Surprisingly, GCLF would be a cleaner, nicer place than it once was.

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-13 09:53:51




What if I became staff?


Surprisingly, GCLF would be a cleaner, nicer place than it once was.


Um, thanks?

Anyway, Nothing would happen, as you didn't post a "What if".

So what if I was related to your mother?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-01-13 21:48:33
Then I would move to another family.

What if 9/11 never happened?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-01-14 10:17:38
We'd have a few more people on Earth.

What if I went back in time and killed my own grandfather?