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The If game - Page 25

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-29 23:05:02
.rehtie eb t'ndluow eno siht nehT

What if I had the power to control lightning?

Re: The If game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-30 00:36:46
Smithy would come alive and destroy all the lightning you control.

What If Everything ever in existance exploded.

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-30 00:52:24
Then it would have exploded due to a paradox that I created.

What if I created an ULTIMATE UBER PARADOX?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 02:18:10
It would explode itself.

What if I owned a Death Note?

(Google it, if you're unsure)

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-30 10:32:28
Then I'd steal it from you so that I could use it.

what if I did that?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:23:35
Then people would die.

What if clothes were never created?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:32:35
Then humans would have fur instead. DUH!

Now, what if humans had fur, and not clothes?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:36:58
Then we'd be really itchy.

What if I didn't have any idea on a 'what if' phrase?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:38:24
Then you'd use it.

What if humans had fur instead of clothes, AND caught fleas?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:39:17
Then we'd be really itchy.

What if dogs didn't have fur?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:41:48
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! IT'S NAKED!!! IT'S NAKED!!!!

Well, anyway, that's what'd happen.

So, what if What if humans had fur instead of clothes, caught fleas, and had a flea bath to get rid of them?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:43:03
Then we'd have silky smooth fur. And we'd be really itchy.

What if dinosaurs were omgstillalive?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:44:51

And we'd be really itchy.


Why? You hate fur? You allergic?

Anyway, I'd eat the dinosaurs, and then use highly advanced animal instincts to hunt you down and kill you.

So, What if humans had fur instead of clothes, caught fleas, had a flea bath to get rid of them, and that fur allergies didn't exist?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:47:13
We'd still be itchy, as excess fur brushing against the epidermis can result in rashes and itchiness.

What if ????? didn't eat the omgdinosaurs?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 12:07:01
Then I'd eat you.

What if I did?