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The If game - Page 39

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-05 04:38:20
Then everyone would be fapping to my awesome hentai skillz…

What if that happened?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-03-05 14:23:57
Then the girls wouldn't like it.

What if your mom could draw porn?

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-06 04:15:46
Then she would hide the skill from us.


What if your house was turned into a porn palace?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-03-06 14:21:34
Then the cops would bust you for illegal possession of porn.

What if porn porn porn porn porn?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-06 17:20:04
Then nothing happened.

What if we stopped this porn subject?

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-06 19:31:05
Then we would continue to penis jokes.

What if I had cookies?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-07 00:33:07
Then you would be lucky.

What if I went mad?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 11:21:32
then you'd be sent to the funny farm

what if I had a portal gun?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-07 13:18:27
You would portal directly from the relaxation vault to the cake.

What if I owned GLaDOS?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 13:44:45
(that, then Fort Knox would be my next stop)

Then I wouldn't throw the Weighted Companion Cube in the Incinerator

What if everything in every video game existed in real life?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-07 14:55:17
You would get stuck by a Covenant GI.

What if I dual-wielded Gravity Hammers?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 16:01:02
then it would be epic win (moar gravity hammahs)

What if I was Spartan 117?

Re: The If game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-09 17:26:36
Then you would have a spartan laser? Sorry, I'm not too clear on Halo.

What if I had a large tarantula on my hand?

Re: The If game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-11 00:50:01
Then nothing happens

What if………………..?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-11 13:46:03
(uh, that'd make me the main character from the Halo games 56: Error)

then, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if I was President of the United States of America?