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The If game - Page 6

Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-22 00:58:19
Then…um..

I'm not sure.
I don't think glitch Pok?mon can mate.
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What if George W. Bush teamed up with Al Queida, Jesus, and a bunch of Japanese men to produce a bomb so powerful and yet so compact that you could hold 442 in a small briefcase and when all of those exploded, the raw nuclear energy would combine creating a sonic blast that would travel through the air and encase the whole world in a thick green fog and when everybody noticed that it smelled like rotten eggs encased in dried up elephant crap, they would all turn into sponges.

Re: The If game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2008-03-22 12:55:23
Then Christianity would fail, Iraq would fail, Bush would be worse than what he already is, and Spongebob Squarepants would be a reality show.

What if the GCL forums was like the GCL chatroom?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-24 18:40:28
um… NO CLUE!

what if I was a werewolf, or a Raikou?

Re: The If game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-03-25 08:31:32
The you would be killed, or captured.

What if I had a railgun ([size=1]& a suitably large power supply[/size])?

Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-25 12:10:34
Then you'd have a railgun and a suitably large power supply.

What if 2-year-olds could drive?

Re: The If game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-03-25 13:51:04
Then they could drive. They wouldn't however, as the law does not allow it.

What if I decided to use my railgun with a suitably large power supply?

Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-25 19:55:03
Then you would use your railgun with a suitably large power supply, go figure.

What if every human had the IQ of 30,000?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-27 10:39:11
Then everyone would have the exact same intelligence.



What if I had had enough of life?

Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-27 19:48:55
Then you'd hang yourself.

What if everything in the world was free?

Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-28 10:43:43
Then there would be no need for money.

What if Abwayax was my best friend?

Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-03-29 01:16:29
Then, you'd probably be an admin (or, at least a mod) and you'd like the taste of tuna fish sandwiches a whole lot more.

What if one was .5, 2 was 66, and 44 was 3?

Re: The If game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-03-29 01:18:16
Err, VBA?

What if I knew the VBA controls?

Re: The If game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2008-03-29 03:01:07
Then you would try and use VBA with your new knowledge, and then find out someone changed the controls as a practical joke.

What if I ate the whole forum? </random>

Re: The If game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-03-29 03:21:37
The you would have A mild papercut in your throte. What If I had A laptop(I'm going to be getting one soon).

Re: The If game

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-03-29 07:56:46
Then you'd use it.

What if I knew the meaning of life?