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The Final Solution - Page 5

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-01 23:27:14
And should I be unbanned from Gammapedia, I could possibly help you revise. However, my article on Gammapedia is most unsavory.

Technically it's not even on Gammapedia. The Book of Abb is a separate project and will be moved to abwayax.com in the near future.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-02 23:23:44
After long adue, the 3rd chapter of The Final Solution will be released tomorrow! Finally, my vacation is over.

I've actually been awaiting writing this chapter. I promise to do my very best to ensure it comes out quite superlative.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-02 23:44:11
yays!!!
waits
and plays more WoW to pass the time

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-03 13:56:08
WoW appears to be on Server check for me. Strange, but I have even more good news.

Chapter 3 is finished! I merely need to proof-read it, now. Unfortunately, it is not quite as exciting as I'd like it to be because the excitement will be occuring around chapters 4-6. Merely, this one only organizes all the characters together for the chilling twist that's about to occur.

I'll post it in about an hour, when it's all proof-read and stuff. I hope you enjoy.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-03 23:13:14
WoW was down for a few hours for scheduled maintenence till like 3 but it was fin at least for the last hour cause i was playing it
at least the server i play on at least

and drools and waits XD

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-04 10:27:07
Yes, but I still was able to play after the maitnence, and I even leveled.

Okay, Chapter 3 is all done, but I'm having some qualms about posting it. I don't quite think it's my very best work, and really only consists of a bunch of dialogue and an amazingly unnecessary entrance for Don Watermeleon. I might re-write it, or spruce it up as it is, but really now. I actually, honestly, am promising that it shall be posted, for better or worse, today.  :)

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-04 14:01:53
After long adue, Chapter 3 is finally here! Please excuse the lack of really anything actiony nor exciting. But as the Chapters go on, things will become more exciting!  :)

CHAP 3

“So…you say you’re name is Lee Nader? Is that so?”

The four Terrorist who say Meh had turned their rusty chairs to face the powerful man who had emerged in their presence. This guy was clad in a camouflage uniform, and appeared to be in great shape. With relative ease, he had lifted two enormous machine guns, which were actually a bit taller than him, onto his shoulders.

“Yup. I’m Lee Nader, and I kinda felt like helping you guys. I like to shoot stuff, you know.” replied the splendid figure, now known as Lee Nader. On his face was a somewhat boyish grin that was accompanied by cigarette, which he rolled with his tongue.

The four Terrorists huddled together, and began whispering furiously. At last, they seemed to have come to a conclusion, and Izwzyzx stepped just inches infront of the far-taller Lee Nader, and spoke.

“By the endless stretches of my Preeminence, I shall allow you to ‘temporarily’ aid us in crushing this Watermeleon bug. He shant take over Gammapedia, and I order you to stop him!”

“Okay. I’m ready whenever you are.” said Lee Nader. After saying this, Lee took a cloth from inside his army jacket, and began polishing his weapons, which had strangely been covered with fresh blood.

“Ragnarok. Go outside of this room and report on how far the enemy is. Then come back at once” ordered Izwzyzx. Ragnarok stood up, began muttering something about dragons, and slowly paced himself to the doorway.

“Izwzyzx…my Dragon Lord… The hall seems to be pretty clea-AHH!”

From the hallway, which was made visible to the Terrorists due to the shattered door, a white gloved hand wrapped itself around Ragnarok’s mouth, and pulled him out of view. Then, two Knights, wearing the traditional Knight uniform without the romantic accessories, began rolling a royal blue carpeting from the door to Izwzyzx’s chair.

“Lee Nader!” exclaimed Foobot. “Get out of sight. You might be able to provide a sneak attack if Melonhead walks into here.”

Lee Nader gave a cheery smile, and walked back into the engulfing shadows from where he had entered. And just in time, as a legion of Knights began marching to the three Terrorists on the rolled-out carpet. High Knights Cheddar and Deokishisu were infront of about 20 soldiers. While Cheddar held a scroll, which he began unraveling to read, Deokishisu was again listening to his iPod and seemed unnoticing of the surrounding events.

“I shall now summon Our Great Benefactor, the Paramount Idol Don Watermeleon! Troops, make way for the Divine Being.” Upon reading this, Cheddar stepped onto the moldy stone ground, and raised his right hand up high in a Knight salute, as did the rest of the horde, while they anticipated the entrance of Don Watermeleon.

And at last, Don Watermeleon arrived, and calmly walked down the carpet, until stopping in-between Cheddar and Deokishisu. All of the soldiers shouted “Sieg Heil Our Great Benefactor”, and lowered their hands.

Don Watermeleon straightened his dominant stance, looking all-powerful and intimidating as he towered over everybody in the room. Upon giving a modest bow to Izwzyzx, he crossed his arms and began to speak.

“Ah yes. So you are the Izwzyzx of whom I have heard so very much about. A legendary criminal, who exemplifies himself by using his True Ultimate Power, a gift of Preeminence, to exhibit fear in his followers.”

Izwzyzx rose from his chair, and aggressively faced Don Watermeleon. But even to his fellow Terrorists’ eyes, he looked somewhat weaker and smaller than the graceful Don Watermeleon in front of him.

“Don Watermeleon! I order you to leave here at once! If you do not, I shall…why, I’ll shoot a Preeminence Laser at you!” threatened Izwzyzx, whose face had now become as red as an tomato.

“I can see that I am not fully welcome, but then again, I seldom am.” replied Don Watermeleon with a chuckle. He clasped his hands together in a praying fashion, and continued. “Violence is not fully necessary as of right now. I merely have a single request for you, comrade.”

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-04 14:04:38
PREEMINENCE LAZER! PREEMINENCE LAZER!

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-04 14:07:57
Yes, but Izwzyzx doesn't have enough pylons to fire one. I suppose he'll have to construct additional ones.  8)

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-04 19:40:49
forget the preeminence lazer
*concentrates ath nuke reaction in his hand*
*fires death nuke beam*

lol nice work with the story, its ok to be portrayed as the badguy sometimes

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-04 20:20:55
Watermeleon is labeled as "Human Filth" in the new Book of Abb, and we're called "Terrorists" (or Tourists as Gee-Dubya Bush would say) in his story. So we're even.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-05 10:41:16
Hmph. Fear not, Abwayax, you're going to be given a rather gruesome death in Chapter 4 (Maybe 5, depending on how I split things).  ;)

And technically, the line between "good" and "bad" guys is rather blurred in this story. Really, everyone's pretty much a bad guy except Samwise, who will be reappearing later. And while Lee Nader is the main protagonist, he kills really everyone he sees, so I'm not quite sure how polite that is.

And Don Watermeleon is as far from a good guy as you can get.  8)

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-05 12:20:29
Bah bullets are nothing to a ninja master!!!!

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-05 17:25:07
Yes, and fortunately for you, you don't quite die from a gun.

I'm planning on having you meet your demise when Don Watermeleon blows up Gammapedia, but I might think up something more creative. By far, Deokishisu and Cheddar have the most outrageous deaths of all.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Ragnarok
Date: 2007-07-05 22:41:36
okay seriously wtf.
i like real animals, like foxes and wolves. You know. 4-legged canis-related animals, spawned from the prehistoric genet.
so bears and cats and wolverines also apply.
while dragons are my favorite mythical creature, i would prefer if you stop with that. The only thing about dragons you've ever related to me is, well, what? Charizard?
that's what I thought.


You know, I should write a more… fact-based story, as this is just crap.
Entertaining, but nevertheless, it's still crap.