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The Final Solution - Page 7

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-08 03:01:16
That's a good observation. I think I was trying to stress that you had to look smart in your posts.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 09:45:37
Finally! The 4th edition of The Final Solution has been released! Woot!


Chapter 4

The people from both sides of the large room, which was mainly hidden by shadow, stood in anticipation around Don Watermeleon for whatever his request could be. The plan was supposed to just be an attack to exemplify their strengths, but yet it would seem their Great Benefactor wanted something more out of it.

Don Watermeleon appeared to acknowledge this attention, and obviously loved it. With perfect posture and what would be an intimidating stare should he have had eyes, he began to continue his speech.

?As I am sure you know, Preeminence at its base is merely a cluster of Pylons refined into raw power. And as of this moment, I have 6,100 Pylons in my possession. I merely am asking if we could come to a negotiation where I will be allowed to keep, oh, around seven of your Pylons in exchange for possibly a large sum of money or a new castle??

Although Don Watermeleon was quite serious in his query, he seemed to have a somewhat cheerful, yet mocking tone of voice?

Izwzyzx sneered, having formerly expected to be executed or something grave like that, and replied in a rather cocky attitude.

?No way I shall spare MY Pylons on such a low figure as YOU! The Preeminent Izwzyzx speaks. Get out, Melonhead.?

?I am afraid I cannot do that.? replied Don Watermeleon with a sigh. ?Either give me those Pylons, or I shall be forced to?kill you.?

Don Watermeleon snapped his fingers, and the High Knight Cheddar revealed a gun which he had concealed in his jacket. It looked rather much like a pristine white pistol, but had an angel crafted out of a shiny blue material engraved on the tip of the weapon. Cheddar pointed the gun directly at Izwzyzx, but yet said no word. He was merely abiding by his order.

?As you can see, Comrade Izwzyzx, my Knights will have no qualms about eliminating you should you not comply with our demands. I merely ask that you give such a minimal number of seven Pylons to have your life spared.?

?Grr? You have nerve. Definitely, Watermeleon. But I shall not give you anything at all. A gun is a completely useless firearm against me. Due to my Preeminence, I am unharmed by such.?

Don Watermeleon gave a hearty laugh at Izwzyzx?s previous declaration, and continued the conversation.

?Would you wish for me to instruct the High Knight Cheddar to test that out on you??

Upon hearing this, Izwzyzx grew pale and promptly sat back down in his chair. Expressions of both fear and anger spread across his face.

?Argh! I?m telling you, Mr. Don Watermeleon! If you don?t get out of dodge, I will obliterate you with my true ultimate power. I have Preeminence, and I know how to use it! But for this one time offer, I will allow you to escape unscathed if you just leave now? Tell your cheesy Knight I wish not to have a bullet hole in me, even though I could easily repair it!?

?Very well, High Knight Cheddar. Preeminent Izwzyzx is making us such a special offer. How could I refuse? Please lower your weapon.? Don Watermeleon looked back to Cheddar, who with a slightly confused look, put his gun back into his jacket.

But then as swiftly as a fox, Don Watermeleon drew a handgun himself, and shot it straight through Izwzyzx?s stomach. Izwzyzx, while screaming maniacally in pain, slumped over in his chair and fell to the ground, though still alive.

Then High Knight Deokishisu, with a childish grin on his face (And appearing to be exerting full attention on the actions taking place.), harshly grabbed Izwzyzx from the collar of his shirt, and lifted him up to be eye level with Don Watermeleon by his neck.

?By the doomed name of Idol Samwise?I cannot believe that you have paraded around so many years as a complete fraud, Izwzyzx. Even I expected you to at least have a few Pylons in your possession. Though having more than eight would be impossible. Do you know why??

The only Terrorist remaining, Foobot, gaped down in astonishment over not only the gruesome acts currently taking place, but that his leader had been lying to him all along. Izwzyzx, even paler than before and pooling out blood, began to softly reply.

?W-well, why would that be, Watermeleon??

?Because, should you have done any research on your own, there are only 6,107 Pylons in the world that have so far been discovered. I asked for seven hoping you had all seven, but I could have peacefully departed with even only one. But you having nothing at all. So pitiful. You probably don?t even deserve to die at my glorious hands. Excuse me, High Knight Cheddar, but can you again take out your gun and kill this enemy??

?With the greatest of honor, Our Great Benefactor? said Cheddar. He appeared quite happy to finally have a real role in this operation, and was aiming his gun at Izwzyzx when the roar of bullets from another weapon expounded in the hallow room.   

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-16 11:31:56
yay the saga continues and I'm not dead quite yet!!!

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 11:35:52
You'll have a painless death, don't worry.

And hasn't anyone noticed that someone has been missing for about 2 chapters?

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-16 12:06:36
well yeah nader
im assuming thats what the torrent of bullets is

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 12:09:37
No, Lee Nader was in the last chapter.

I'll give you a hint. It starts with an "A" and ends with an "Bwayax".

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-16 12:32:22
yah i was wonderin why
you said i was the only remaining 1

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 12:34:50
Fear not, Abwayax's "mysterious" dissappearance will be revealed very soon.

And I've always wanted to say this, but.

ZOMG HAHA IZWZYZX! MY FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS PWNING YOUR FICTIONAL CHARACTER! OMG!

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-16 12:45:07

Fear not, Abwayax's "mysterious" dissappearance will be revealed very soon.

And I've always wanted to say this, but.

ZOMG HAHA IZWZYZX! MY FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS PWNING YOUR FICTIONAL CHARACTER! OMG!


you are writing the story

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 12:51:50
Indeed I am writing the story.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2007-07-16 14:41:04

Indeed I am writing the story.

Which means that you are in control.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-16 14:53:52
It's REAL Ultimate Power, not "true ultimate power"

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2007-07-16 15:05:25
dude
thats why nothing could be done
if we were weilding the real ultimate power in this alter-universe
we would just will them into non-existence

lol
im just glad the stories are back XD

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2007-07-16 16:33:17
Oh really? Okay, true ultimate power. And at first, I called Pylons "plygons" before realizing my error.

But still, I may one day actually change the true to real. One day.

Re: The Final Solution

Posted by: flygonlover
Date: 2007-07-17 19:48:10
Plygons? Hahahahaha… Sounds like Flygons…. *shot*