You're Promoted! - Page 12
Promoted to Boot-to-the-Head because you got roundhouse kicked in the head by Chuck Norris.
Promoted to wild Pokemon for reasons unknown.
Promoted to Wild Pokemon Promoter for Promoting Wild Pokemon.
Promoted to Jolteon because I have sharp spikes.
Promoted to British Guy because you are.
Promoted to researcher of me because I'm a glitch and your a researcher.
Promoted to Researcher Promoter for promoting researchers.
Promoted to researcher promoter promoter for promoting a researcher promoter.
Promoted to Research Promoter Promoter Promoter for promoting a research promoter promoter.
Promoted to Your avatar because it's cool.
you're promoted to Avatar Lover because you think my avatar is awesome (which it is).
Promoted to demoted because the new avatar ain't as good.
Promoted to wrong because Zero is cool.
Promoted to bone because Houndour's hungry.
Promoted to Dead because Zero used his Geass to make you kill yourself