You're Promoted! - Page 18
(Uh, yea, I can also ban people, too)
Promoted to bread because the pigeons are hungry
(Is that some sort of fancy staff thing you can do?)
Promoted to not-an-idiot because I like your company.
Promoted to Glitch because you're named after ?????.
Promoted to food because I threw up.
(yea, it is)
Promoted to Dead because I killed you
Promoted to old, because I might as well be new.
Promoted to Hybrid because you ain't ?????(000) no mo'.
Promoted to Gardevoir because I'm now a human/Jolteon hybrid.
Promoted to Dead for career snitching.
Promoted to Glitch because you are one
Promoted to Awesome Form because of Skieth's Xth form.
(have you played the games?)
Promoted to Cool because you think Skeith's awesome
Promoted to Promoted because you promoted me.
Promoted to Promoted Promoter because you promoted me to promoted
Promoted to Promoted Promoter Promoter because you promoted him to promoted promoter because he promoted you to promoted.