You're Promoted! - Page 25
Promoted to GTFO because Princess Pikachu == WTF moment.
Promoted to sheltered because you clearly haven't been on the internet much if a princess Pikachu is the weirdest thing you've ever seen.
It isn't the weirdest thing I have seen on the internet, so I promote you to OverAssumer. I hate people who assume stuff.
Promoted to GTFO because jew suck, amirite?
Are you an anti-Semite now, or is that just a product of consistent flaming? Anyways, I promote you to Mortal Enemy of Wa for being generally despicable, hitting on me at first sight despite the age, intellectual, and environmental gaps, anti-Semitism (I'm a cultural Jew), and sounding like a guy at school of similar name and attitude.
(Sorry. I didn't know you were Jewish – I just ripped off the Encyclopaedia Dramatica page on "amirite?".)
Promoted to Corn because I can't think of a good reason.
Promoted to Mortal Enemy of Common Sense for copypasting stuff from ED without reading it.
Promoted to Waluigi's servant for hating him.
Promoted to Non-cheater because "EVERYBODY CHEATS BUT ME!"
Promoted to Administrator. Wait, you already are one. How does that work?
Prromotion?!? What for?!?
J/k. Promoted to Robotnik's righthand man/robot. Why? Because I SAID SO!
Promoted to Riarthóir, Gweinyddwr, and Rianaire because Gaelic languages are cool.
Promoted to kyrpää because so is Finnish.
Promoted to PINGAS to scrub the PINESS of the PIENDISH.
Promoted to smurf's assistant because I need an assistant.