You're Promoted! - Page 13
Promoted to erection because I said so.
Promoted to Pervert because you are one.
Promoted to Mewtwo for the same reason.
Promoted to Salt for reasons unknown.
promoted to anatomically correct Houndoom because I'm drunk.
Promoted to drunkerd because you said you were.
Promoted to masturbating because I'm in the same room as you, invisible, on your bed with my invisible laptop on, typing this message.
Promoted to liar because I'm in the living room.
Promoted to person because I'm now also in your living room, sitting on the back of the sofa*
Promoted to Watching the Olyimpics because you would be if you were sitting on my sofa
*Promoted to not bored because I just got bored of watching the Olympics and am thinking of walking up to the TV and changing channels*
Promoted to Shot because I just shot you.
Promoted to nothing because I'm in too much pain to promote you*
Promoted to Healed because I felt like it.
Promoted to "You are so dead" because I killed you as revenge for being shot.