You're Promoted! - Page 22
Promoted to Senior Lunchmaster because I'm really bored and I feel like creating extremely unnecessary run-on sentences because an extremely dangerous wildfire is burning in the mountains right now and I have a cold so every minute or so I dislodge a miasma of mucus and ash from my lungs while wondering whether or not I'll be able to go to school Monday (mm… Monday) because my school is in a mandatory evacuation area and the street I always drive by on my way to school was being inhabited last night by a news crew capturing video of the hills that I see every day burning with houses of classmates on them and the fire is at 10% containment but we have over 2000 firefighters, 12 water dropping planes (including a DC-10), and I believe 12 helicopters. Blah. That was a nice rant.
Edit: Now it's >9000. No more Fail Meme!
Promoted to Fail Meme because it is over 9000.
Promoted to banned because I banned in the promotion game, which doesn't exactly make any sense now that I think about it.
Promoted to Promote-Banned… *explodes*
Promoted to smoked cheese because…
Promoted to Senior Abuser of Nyoro~n because people are starting to get a bit sick of all the smoked cheese references.
Promoted to Correct because Correct Wa is Correct.
Promoted to lies because I lied about lying.
Promoted to Banned+ for lying.
Promoted to dinner because I'm about to let that Mightyena pack tear you to shreds.
Promoted to Haruhi-Banned because Haruhi Suzumiya said so, then slapped you.
Promoted to nyoro~n because I'm bored.
Promoted to dead because you went back in time to kill your grandfather. Wait, if you did that, then how could you exist to kill him in the first place?
You're promoted to Paradoxer and I'm promoted to Paradox. Boom.