You're Promoted! - Page 26
Promoted to slavemaster because you should at least pay him.
Promoted to my social worker, as I am in need of one.
Promoted to my dinner, as I am in need of one.
Promoted to The King of Hyrule, as you talked about DINNER.
Promoted to IDIOT, as all people who reference Youtube Poops are such.
Promoted to YOUR FACE, as I LIKE referencing YouTube Poops.
Promoted to YOUR MOM, as she probably likes watching pornographic Youtube poops.
Promoted to Fool, as my mom doesn't go on YouTube unless I'm showing her a video.
Promoted to Mightyena because they're more powerful than humans.
Promoted to Mr. Duh because State the Obvious is that way —->
Promoted to Miss Sarcastic because that's the only appropriate variant of the comeback I can come up with.
Promoted to anime-girl because I wanted to.
Promoted to predictable and a hypocrite because you are one.
Promoted to "So fuckin' screwed" because a box of screws will fall on your head 48 hours from now.
Promoted to Raikou, because it now has the recognition it deserves. (2010, Year of Raikou. Ironically it is also the Year of the Tiger….)