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The magic Machine - Page 11

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-02-22 17:21:06
A keg of beer rolls out.

*Inserts Sega into the machine and presses the 32X button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-22 18:08:13
Sonic and Tails come out.

Inserts Rouge the Bat and presses the HAMMER button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-02-22 18:11:10
Out comes a horrendously grotesque pile of bloody mush and crushed organs.

*Inserts a book and presses the read button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-22 20:48:49
The newspaper comes out.

*Inserts waffles and presses FIND ENEMIES button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-22 22:24:41
The waffle comes out with a Weegee face on it.

*inserts pencil and presses the SHARPEN button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-23 12:12:18
A javelin comes out.

Inserts a scorpion and presses a random button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-23 16:57:34
The machine spits out a block of cheese.

*inserts furfag and presses the OBLITERATE button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-23 17:46:24
The BBC comes out.

Inserts the BBC and presses the PRIVATIZE button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-23 18:19:52
The machine turns it into Manga BBC.

*inserts YouTube Poop and presses the MOAR button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-02-26 23:01:18
Out pops a Ralts with only one arm.

*inserts the entire internet and presses the condense button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-27 12:21:10
Wikipedia comes out.

Inserts Mr. TTT and presses the SHRED button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-02-27 13:54:01
A shredded Mr. TTT comes out. Thank god that wasn't me.

*inserts myspace.com and presses the transform button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-02-27 18:44:11
It transforms into a good website. OH BURN!

*inserts you into the machine and presses the kill button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-27 18:51:12
I come out alive and catch a bus to Hell to dine with the Spartans.

Inserts Rei Ayanami into the machine and presses a button labeled "That thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is".

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-02-27 20:06:58
The universe ends. Nice job breaking it, hero.

*inserts Asuka into the machine and presses the SHUT UP AND GET A DECENT ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR button*