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The magic Machine - Page 24

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-13 07:03:19
You get a telepathic wolf with cat ears and nine fox tails. Also, the SEVEN light comes on.

*puts a stool in the machine and presses the SAMPLE button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-13 12:27:48
You get a very poor quality .wav file burned on a CD-ROM, made out of a stool.

*throws a copy of Pokémon Silver and presses the WORST CREEPYPASTA EVER button.*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-13 13:11:04
You get a CREPY SANIC TEH EDGEHOG !
You can't carry it because you're wearing too many dogs.

Put the ARTIFACT in the machine ?
<3 Do      Do not

Press the GENOCIDE button ?
      Hell      OH GOD
<3 yeah !  NOOO

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-14 07:27:18
You get a foil full-art Latin Austere Command.

Inserts a shoe into the machine and presses the seven orange buttons.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-15 07:00:03
You get the shoe back, but now it's orange. Also you get a bucket of orange paint.

I place the bucket into the machine and press the "EXPLODE" button while it's open.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-15 14:59:41
The door closes automatically as a safety measure whenever any action button is pressed. You get an inside-out, visibly charred bucket.

Inserts a Z4 into the machine and presses the BZZ button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-16 13:15:11
[size=36pt]GAME OVER[/size]


[size=14pt]Continue from the latest save?[/size]

[size=18pt]>[/size][size=12pt]YES[/size]

[size=12pt]NO[/size]


*loads and ends up 3 pages back at the "LOOONGCAAAT", then throws a router into the machine and presses the INTERNET BOOST button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-16 18:46:50
You get a FASTER MENNER meme !

You try to place a CREPY SANIC TEH EDGEHOG from 5 posts ago, and press the beautify button while maximizing the MAKEUP knob.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-17 12:21:55
You get a fan-game about sexiness.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-18 20:39:23
You get nothing, because you didn't press any buttons.

Leaves the input chamber empty and presses the octarine button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-19 09:24:20
You get eight glasses of delicious juice. You must hit it.

I place neurotoxin-free cake in the chambre, then press the APPEARIFY button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-19 17:14:22
A random family in the slums of Mumbai now has cake.

Leaves the input chamber empty and presses the blue and gray buttons.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-20 18:30:36
The machine ejects brown nothingness. Or is it lime ? Heck if I know.

I put a SM64 cartridge and press the vinesauce button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-20 20:43:50
You get a pile of sand and another pile of plastic pellets.

Inserts an Alola Vulpix into the machine, dials extension 3397, and flips the UDP switch.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 01:37:34
The server magic machine's datagram router was overloaded, so it destroys the packet. The machine hangs in a loop waiting for a response that will never arrive.

I press the RaGeQuIt button, take out a Windows Update installation disc which I place in the chamber, then I press the Vista button.