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The magic Machine - Page 23

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-08-27 17:24:17
Out comes a WTFbomb.

Inserts an Abomasnow and presses OBAMASNOW button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2011-08-22 23:28:14
Nothing happens.

Inserts pumpkin and presses the -IFY button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2011-08-25 07:55:14
It turns the magic machine itself into a giant pumpkin, so we now have a smaller pumpkin contained within a pumpkin.

Goes back in time, inserts time machine and presses the 'old artefact' button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-08-25 22:56:15
You get a shiny, mint-condition Antikythera device.

I insert a myr token and press the BEEP BOOP button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-08 13:23:01
You get a freshly hatched level 3 dog.
You get a Quagsire and some items to perform coin case ACE. Since you're in Crystal, it doesn't work, so you put the Coin Case in the machine and press the MAKE IT HAPPEN buttons. You also flip the Sburb lever.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-09 13:49:37
And i get a shiny max DV Mewtwo which kills 2 people and badly hurts 3 other.
Then, Red walks by, walks into the machine and presses the "TPP-fy" button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-09 20:43:42
You get a god-tier Knight of Void, who appears to be a fusion of Red and Mewtwo.

I insert a model spaceship and press the Ꮷ button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-10 11:16:50

You get a god-tier Knight of Void, who appears to be a fusion of Red and Mewtwo.

Then, someone looks at their phone and goes to Twitch Plays Pokémon just to figure out that they're spamming every possibly button, controlling that fusion.


I insert a model spaceship and press the Ꮷ button.


*Random Sci-Fi TV show sounds* then a badass spaceship comes out, …with a remote.

I insert a Magikarp and press the BAD CLONE button.

I'm sure that i didn't break the rules, yah?

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-10 15:43:59
The machine spits out some MagiKola. I drink it, which gives me magic powers. I use them to summon a Gyarados and a copy of Half-Life 3. 'Cause I don't have a PS9001 nor a Xbox Infinity, I throw it in the machine and unpress the DONT TOUCH THE CHILD button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-11 11:27:55
The machine rolls onto you and the DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD button presses itself again.

I put the empty MagiKola can into the machine and press the MEGA EVOLUTION button (kek).

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-11 17:02:53
The machine prints a message prompting to use the latest patch level to use this feature.
I insert a bandage then press the extraordinarilicious buttons.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-12 13:14:53
Sh*t happens. Real sh*t happens.
I put a rock into the machine and press the soft-ify button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-12 13:58:22
Some jelly pours out of a tube. OH WAIT ITS AN AMALGAMATE

I put Determination. into the DT extraction machine in the back, then press the MEME IT HAPPEN button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-13 00:14:26
A large-print copy of War and Peace comes out and crushes your foot. Also a bowling ball.

*inserts a booster box of Saviors of Kamigawa and presses the KAMI button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-13 05:11:40
I get a bunch of squid-flavored chisps. Don't ask.

I put a dog in the machine then press the Big Red Button of Science.