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The magic Machine - Page 25

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-21 02:22:11
Damn it, I forgot to turn off the Gameshark…



You get a stained-glass window depicting Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in the same pose as the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Inserts a penguin and presses the 39 button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 02:31:54
You get PINGAS.

I insert a 1 in the left chamber, a zero in the right chamber, place a division sign in-between both chambers and press the C0MPU73 button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-21 15:46:09
You get the city of Pittsburgh.

Inserts the city of Pittsburgh, flips the blue and red switches, disables the Gameshark and non-maskable interrupts, sets the big dial to 68000, and presses the -IFY button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-21 15:53:00
You get… Potatoes.

I put a potato in the machine and press the BURN button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-21 16:24:09
You get a basket of fries.

Puts a potato in the machine, sets the dial to PPC G5, hooks up the external water-cooling system, dials 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3, and flips the TCP switch.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 18:00:02
You get a Heartbleed bug because you didn't update the machine, moron.

I place a 3DS-browserhax in the chamber and press the HBL button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: camper
Date: 2016-09-22 01:01:51
Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!

Tag your friends to totally BEAN! them!

I press the red button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-22 03:29:47
You get an avalanche of beans.

Inserts a hot dog into the machine, sets the dial to R4200, and holds the [UNTRANSLATABLE] and QPU switches for twelve hours.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-22 16:50:43
You get a VCless 0x SA entry method ! However, the machine grabs it at QPU (Quadruple Parallel Unicorns) speed, and stops somewhere in Hyrule Field. I place the Master Sword in the SORD…… slot, and press the MAKE IT HAPEN button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-25 11:44:53
Link appears.


I put a snow globe into the machine and press the  8) MLG 8) button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-26 14:03:55
You get a hot dog.

Inserts a pair of overalls into the machine and flips the QPU switch.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-27 08:09:32
The machine throws a FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION at the next poster.

I place a piece of candy and press the mEmIfY button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-27 12:25:08

The machine throws a FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION at the next poster.

I was playing the Wii VC edition :).


I place a piece of candy and press the mEmIfY button.

You get a  :-[ 8) 8) :D :D :'( :'( ); :-\ :-\ :-\ MEME CANDY :-\ :-\ :-\ );  :'(:D :D :'(  :-[ 8) 8)
I put it in there and press the "racistyfy" button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2017-02-23 08:57:41
You get a TimeoutError.

I insert a Game Boy magnifier glass and press the Cartswap button after opening /r/pokemongo.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2017-02-23 13:51:39
You get transported to necrobumping hell.

EVERYONE DIES, THE END.