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The magic Machine - Page 14

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 19:30:24
(uh, just to the head? if Unit-01 tried to kick me, I'd be killed)

out pops the sound of an audience gasping

*inserts Asuka Langley Soryu into the machine and pushes the "fix mental issues" button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-03-07 19:32:05
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi117_for/flash_gikopoi.html pops out.

*Inserts a few SPC files and presses the circle button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 19:35:03
out pops a faxed picture of a guy's [bleep]

*inserts a pokemon card of Lucario and presses the "bring to life" button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-07 19:52:42
(MAN) Jackal? Jackal! It's a jackal! Jackal!
(PETER) For the last time, it's not a jackal!
(Family Guy FTW)

Inserts Pok?mon Red and presses the BRING TO LIFE button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-03-09 16:58:59

(PETER) For the last time, it's not a jackal!

Stewie said that.

Out pops about one hundred and fifty strange creatures, nearly three hundred humans and a whole bunch of buildings, all of which crush you.

*Inserts a Ditto and presses the ????? button.*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-09 17:23:57
A super glitch occurs due to the pressing of the almighty ????? button.

*inserts Pokemon Red and presses the RESET button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-09 17:25:51
Red (the character) dies and Blue becomes the dictator of Kanto, causing the world to fall into anarchic ruin as a massive Pok?mon holocaust occurs. Thanks a whole fucking lot.

Inserts Gardevoir and presses the BUTTON button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-11 13:52:58
then out pops a anatomically correct female Gardevoir

*inserts Arceus and myself and presses the FUSE button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-11 18:32:57


Thanks a whole fucking lot.

Don't steal Mr. TTT's phrase.
Out comes Magikarp.

*inserts Gardevoirs and presses the ENHANCE button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 09:33:46
(man, what's you people and Gardevoirs? also, why do I get turned into a Magikarp?)

Out pops anatomically correct female Gardevoirs but with bigger boobs that the last Gardevoir

(I don't think I'm gonna live this one down, but I don't care)

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-14 11:46:46
You die for not pressing a button.

Inserts GLaDOS and presses the BUTTON button.

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 13:16:11
out pops GLaDOS. This time she didn't go crazy and there IS a cake waiting for you.

*inserts myself and pushes the "Neon Genesis Evangelion" button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2009-03-14 17:37:25
out pops some sort of Neon Genesis Evangelion
[me=Wack0]inserts metasploit and pushes the "Autopwn" button[/me]

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 18:11:10
Out pops this message: you've been owned because your n00b levels are too high. *you then get crushed by 1 million tons of pwnage*

*inserts myself again and presses the "epic win" button*

Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-03-14 21:54:30



Thanks a whole fucking lot.

Don't steal Mr. TTT's phrase.


Leave the man be. By using my phrase, he's doing me a favor.

*out pops a Hot Pocket*

*Inserts the world and presses the make good again button*