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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 2

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 12:29:52
25: Have sex with one of the customers while behind an aisle that hardly anybody goes to.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-09 13:24:09
26. hide in the clothing rack (the round one) of either gender making rude comments on their weight.
27. Scream about the voices in your head everytime they use the intercom.
28. Handcuff a customers/workers in the flower isle and swallow the key.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 13:36:24
29. Throw up the key on other customers.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-09 13:46:45
30. Pretend to play as Indiana Jones and whip everyone in the store.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 13:57:05
Start urinating onto staff.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 14:43:00
32: Start urinating on the floor like a dog marking his or her territory.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-09 14:48:25
(OOGC: please start to use numbers, or we wont count your whay of getting kicked out)
33. Streak up and down every isle on all fours
34. Pee in the cereal isle then say "Who pee'd on the cherieos?"
35. Open every toothpase and smear it all over the floor.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-08-09 15:06:38
36. Port over OLD forum games from trsrockin forums to GCLF.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 15:07:04
(Kicked out? I don't think so, My memory is terible but I'll try to remember.)

37. shoot the policeman/security gaurd.
38. And steal his helmet.
39. go to the toilet in his helmet.
40. send the helmet to his greiving widow.
41. And then steal it again!

(Sorry, that's just one of my fave scenes from thee IT crowd :) )

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-09 15:59:02
42. You wait for trafic outside, then you push the old lady! push the old lady!
43. Sing the bad word song on the intercom multiple times.
44. RELEASE ALL THE BALLS

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 16:01:53
45. Kindly ask somone to kick you out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Sarial
Date: 2009-08-09 16:19:36
46. Smash all the music CDs using psychokinetic powers

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 16:38:23
47. get a DVD and use it as an TM to learn the move die hard then kill everyone with it.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-09 17:33:04
48. wear a hot dog suit and hold a package of hot dogs and say to any passer bye "ask me about my weeiner!"

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-09 22:02:58
49. Be from The Chaser's War on Everything.
Good way to get you kicked out of anywhere, actually.