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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 3

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: MissingNo
Date: 2009-08-09 22:37:13
50: At Wal-Mart: Pick up an in-store phone, dial #96 (or hit the page button), and announce a Code Brown in Sporting Goods. Code Brown indicates a shooting.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-10 05:39:39
51: Set fire to the store. Even if you aren't kicked out, you'd be forced to evacuate along with everyone else.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-10 07:14:23
52, tie up all the workers and then play hide-and-seek with them.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-10 07:57:36
53. Start to grab random people in the store and dance with them, crashing them into the lamp section/80's disco section.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-10 08:13:06
54. eat the lightbulbs and candles.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-10 08:25:52
55. Take anything in the store and act like its Dead Rising and hit all the customers, um i mean zombies.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-10 09:14:57
56. Take a baseball bat and smash all perishable items within the store.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-10 13:24:09
Pretend to be link and start choping everyone.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-10 13:25:33
57. go through the produce isles and eat anything you see, its an all you can eat buffet

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-10 13:26:43
(Remember to number, Adam!)

58. Take all the water in the store and pour it down the aisles.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-10 13:34:23
59. strip down into a swimsuit and belly slide/foot slide down the now water covered isles

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-10 13:36:05
(thanks. that means this should be 61)


61. Steal all the Rick rolls from the CD section
62. Burst into the staff toilets and start urinating all over the staff.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-10 13:36:44
63. Take all the soap in the store and rub it on the aisles so you slide even better.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-10 16:52:33
64: Pour various condiments on the soapy ailes so that when you stop sliding you look like a swamp monster (albeit a tasty, sudsy one).

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-10 19:19:01
65. eat everything in the oops we baked too much section
66.RICK ROLL the place. sure to Annoy.
67.stand in fromt of the redbox video thing for hours accmulating a line behind you