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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 12

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2017-07-03 07:48:54
202. Scream "IT'S SURPRISE BLACK FRIDAY BUT JUST TODAY!!!! 1000% OFF EVERYTHING!!!!!!1" in the mike. Bonus points if it's not Friday.
Even more bonus points if you also scream the ending "1".

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: TheSixthItem
Date: 2017-07-06 17:22:44
203. Shoot an employee

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Jchu
Date: 2017-09-09 06:50:15
204 Kiss an employee on the lips, then tell them hot things about their looks, then kiss them AGAIN, and…. ::) Get kicked out for being worse than Brock with a random person you barely even know! And likely wanted you just in their 'friend zone' overall…

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2017-09-20 20:00:33
205. Eat all the frozen pizzas. Without cooking them first.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-02-08 23:43:29
206. Start playing Dark Souls on the display TVs.
Bonus points if they let you play for long enough that you punch a TV (or peon) out of rage.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2018-02-09 05:59:14
207. Try to buy things with Monopoly money even if they refuse.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-02-09 08:24:44
208. Beg for a supermarket admin role

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2018-02-09 14:13:12
209. Eat all the fruit without paying, in a Pac-Man outfit (Waka Waka!!1)

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Parzival
Date: 2018-02-09 21:03:10
210. Drop an infectious logic bomb into a random display PC and wait.




…this is absolutely possible. The PCs are never updated. aaaaaaaaand only have that shitty trial McAfee software. aaaaaaand all have admin privs just… sitting there. On the shelf. Because display PCs. Seriously, just drop a modified virus that waits a week in the background and then just blasts porn as loud as possible and mines bitcoin for you. This works. It works. Just pop open Edge and download your payload and wait.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2018-03-31 00:27:24
211. Phase in and out in front of the security cameras.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2018-04-09 01:05:46
212. Exile the cashier.
213. Shuffle the cashier into its owner's library.
214. Cyclonic Rift overloaded.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-04-16 14:55:35
215. Sit on a security camera

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2018-04-18 18:45:32
216. Squat on a security camera.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-04-19 02:24:51
217. Sit on a squatter on a security camera
218. Camera a squatting on sitter
219. Squat a sitting camera on

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: 0ErrorYT
Date: 2018-07-20 18:04:17
220. Try and recreate the Fortnite shopping cart mechanics
221. Pee in lemonade bottles and put them on the shelf