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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 5

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-12 15:40:09
86. Shoplift

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-12 16:28:55
87. Lift up the shop, preferably with some variety of large beast.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-12 17:14:33
88.hack into their system and make the adverts say "welcome to- HELL!!!"

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-12 21:15:28
89. Go the the guest services and say to them "i got @$$ raped in the restrooms. Are you going to do something about it" when there are alot of people there, especial little children >:|)
90. Scream rape at the top of your lungs when the manager is right behind you.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-13 09:34:34

84. stand next to the door and kindly ask someone to kick you so that you fall outside.
Yeah, that'll work well. Literally being kicked out.


91: Scream "RAPE!!!" at the top of your lungs when you're right behind the manager.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-13 09:47:57
92. Scream 'Tachi coughs like a penis' until you're thown out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-13 10:43:06
[That one seems to make me laugh every time. Is it a new GCL joke?]

93: Scream anything to do with the word "penis" until you're thrown out.

94: Ask a bunch of little kids if they know where the condoms are kept, just as their parents walk down the aisle with a member of staff.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-14 13:15:57
95. Sit on a grill and ask if anyone wants toasty buns

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-14 13:18:18
96. Spray all the toilet paper with water so it gets ruined.

(Jolteon, I'm adding 'coughs like a penis' into my sig)

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-14 14:55:05
97: Masturbate anywhere in the store, minus the toilet cubicles.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-14 21:09:26
98. Play F*CK ALL in the middle of the store (if you know what I mean)
99. Play Flip off everyone in the store (If you catch my drift)

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-08-14 22:10:45
100Trample the manager when you try to get to the bathroom.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-15 00:16:04
101. Drive a school bus full of hyperactive second graders through the front of the store after brainwashing them to give everyone more than five feet tall bruised gonads.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-16 09:25:40
102. Put a sign above one of the phones that says "Call, this phone is for a good time"

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-17 08:30:07
103. Put a sign in the store that says 'REIMONI, GIVE MUTOU YAMI CREDIT FOR THE TRAINER CARD IN YOUR SIG' (wouldn't actually get you thrown out, but listen to the sign).

Alright, now, this is serious: Constantly feed those returnable machines with junk so they jam.