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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 9

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-10-31 16:55:48
156. Try to sell weed in the store.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-31 18:06:45
156) Ask politely for someone to kick you out.
157) Ask impolitely for someone to kick you out.
158) DEMAND you get kicked out.
159) Kick yourself out.
160) Run around in circles screaming and knocking stuff/old people over.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-10-31 18:09:50
160. Have sex in the store. This will get both you and your girlfriend (Or boyfriend) kicked out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-11-02 15:29:55
161. 2 words….. Resident Evil
162. Stay in the gaming section of the entertanement department and hog the xbox 360 to yourself

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-02 19:25:15
163. Throw copious amounts of bovine excrement at customers.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-06 14:48:43
164: Go into Wal-Mart/Target and ask where said store is.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-11-06 20:28:16

164: Go into Wal-Mart/Target and ask where said store is.

You can't get thrown out for asking stupid questions. lrn2retail

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-07 10:23:01
164 continued) …repeatedly.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-07 11:09:44
165) Start an anime convention in the frozen foods aisle.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-11-07 19:52:06

164 continued) …repeatedly.

No really, go to somewhere like http://notalwaysright.com/ and you'll know that retail employees have to put up with stupid people whether they like it or not.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-08 06:04:55
166) Take a crap on the vegetables.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 02:27:01
167- Have you disguise as Pac-Man and friends as Pinky, Blinky, Inky and Clyde.
Then discover the true power of life-sized roleplaying.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2016-10-25 19:28:04
168- necropost on all the dead forum games in gclf and then proceed to shoplift.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-10-26 07:06:57
169 - Bring a table and set up your own anal plug store inside the mart.

Bonus points if you manage to actually sell one before getting kicked out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Jchu
Date: 2017-05-31 20:01:42
170 Try to read peoples auras and make them super uncomfortable doing so :P