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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 7

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-25 10:48:09
124: Grab women's breasts from behind and jiggle them around in your hands to know what they feel like.
125: Masturbate all over the food aisles.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-25 21:16:41
126: Say "My knob is enormas" while passing the doorknobs.
127: Say "Yes my sausage is 100% pure italian meet" and then grab for your crouch.
128: Dare i say it, fake a Period. and for men, fake having blood launched form a certian place.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-26 06:57:26
129: Watch said actions happen.
130: Repeat said actions.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-26 12:05:16
131. eat all the food

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-26 15:25:49
132: Puke it all up again…

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-26 16:15:54
133.Be 666Jolteon

sryusly, what's up with all your comments on this topic? I'm all like eat food and shoplift and you're all like puke up food and masturbate everywhere…

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-26 18:32:40
134: Start asking questions in Latin.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-26 18:34:46

134: Start asking questions in Latin.

actually no they won't….
tried it doesn't work….

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-27 05:26:18

133.Be 666Jolteon

sryusly, what's up with all your comments on this topic? I'm all like eat food and shoplift and you're all like puke up food and masturbate everywhere…

I'm in a bit of a strange mood this past month.

135: Pose as a member of staff at the checkout, and when nobody is looking, take money from the cash register thing. Make sure to get caught at least once, so you'll be thrown out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-08-31 06:28:56
Juggle with food and pretend to be one of the staff and ask the customers for money pretending that the money is going for a charity.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-31 19:34:27
137. Start slapping people around a bit with whatever you can find.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-09-01 06:07:44
138. Kill a Jew there and laugh like Hitler

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-09-01 06:20:37
139: Open all the boxed toys, and play with them, adding deafening vocal sound effects, and then breaking the toys, before blaming it on the innocent kid who was watching the whole thing and had been reduced to tears.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-09-01 20:22:30
140. Release a silverback gorilla into the store, then hide.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-09-02 16:45:24

140. Release a silverback gorilla into the store, then hide.

But you won't get caught…. and not getting caught will not get you thrown out!