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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 13

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Guy
Date: 2018-07-20 18:16:09
222. Eat clocks there without paying for them first.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: 0ErrorYT
Date: 2018-07-20 19:08:45
223. Take legal action against said maker of clock after getting shocked by it.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-07-21 04:43:25
224. Roleplay very convincingly a heist

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2018-11-13 13:11:09
225. Add goods to the shelves that weren't there before, and if they ask you what you're doing, be like "What?! This is just my act of generosity!"
226. Infiltrate the store as part of a gang wearing Team Rocket outfits, go to an extreme means to play the Team Rocket music as loud as you can, and tell the shopkeeper "Do you want to join Team Rocket? No? I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.".
227. Similar to the Pac-Man raid, but be Kirby instead and store all the food you can in a giant pouch resembling Kirby's mouth.
228. When they ask if you want to pay by card, give them Pokémon cards and insist "What? You said pay by card!" and if they say it must be a bank card, tell them you'll give them free Pokémon Bank subscription. If this fails, keep trying different stores until you get kicked out.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-11-13 19:24:43
229. Pay exclusively using one cent coins

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2018-12-05 11:30:44
230. Take a pet lion shopping

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-12-05 16:14:05
231. Shout out Simpleflips very loud

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Couldntthinkofaname
Date: 2018-12-05 16:15:19
232. Demand that all in the store subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Sherkel
Date: 2018-12-05 18:29:50
233. Walk out of an interview 30 seconds after being offered the manager position

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-12-06 00:33:56
234. Climb up whatever you can to make a census of the mart's population

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2019-03-14 05:53:26
235. Turn any one of the three eldrazi titans loose in the store.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-03-14 07:38:05
236. Launch an army of drones equipped with blaring alarms.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2019-03-22 16:11:57
237. Launch an army of drones equipped with machine guns.

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-03-30 17:22:31
238. Launch an army of machine guns equipped on drones

Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2019-07-09 16:54:04
239. Round up an entire brood of 17-year cicadas and loose them in the store.