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Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP - Page 1

Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 13:19:26
Team Rocket is getting pissed at people who post nothing but RPGs about them.  Since there are so many RPGs about them, everyone knows about them and knows an area VERY CLOSE to their HQ that they think is the HQ. To counter this, Giovanni has ordered his grunts, Class A Rockets, and executives (for those hard to reach RPers) to go and capture RP starters about them.

There are currently two sign-up sheets:


Signup sheet:

Name:
Age:
Height:
Belt size:
UR MOM:
Face:
Looks:
[size=1pt]Penis size:[/size]
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM:
Eye Color:
Did he hit puberty?:
Toe nail length:
Weight in metric-tons:
Shirt size:
Favorite activity:
Gender:
Orientation:
Does he s-*shot*
HIS POKEMON:
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl):
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW:
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW:
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:
IS IT PLANTIUM:
IS IT GOLD:
Have you had curry:
Do you at least have chicken:
TROGDOR?:
Nomorph?:
Is nice?:
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?:
What is your problem today sir?:
Is your computer plugged in?:
Is your monitor turn on?:
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?:
[spoiler=question]Do you use spoilers?:[/spoiler]
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?):
Do you like pressing the BUTTON [spoiler=button][/spoiler]:
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png:
Do you like pie:
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!:
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL:
IN A BARBIE WORLD:
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC:
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR:
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE:
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION:
Are you Bowser?:
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?:
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?:
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK:
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men:
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?:
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?:
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?:
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet:

LOL, FOOLED YOU:

Sheen of fur:
Do they have fur:
Is it Spiky:
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg:
Is it powerful:
Is it weak:
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?:
Moves:
Gender:


Sign-up sheet:

Name:
Age:
Height:
Belt size:
From Mom:
Face:
Appearance:
[size=1pt]Penis size:[/size]
Like soda / pop / cola / coka - cola / slurm:
Eyes:
He puberty? :
Toenail length:
Weight indicators - tons:
Shirt size:
Favorite activities:
Sex:
Orientation:
He is second - shot * *
His Pokemon:
This is stupid Philippines (IRL does not):
Chain Hang Low Yo is:
Oscillating can flow:
When it is the light:
It plantium:
It is money:
Curry is here:
You are at least chicken:
trogdor? :
nomorph? :
In Nice? :
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you? :
Today's problem is how the Lord? :
That your computer is connected to? :
The monitor's power is turned on? :
[spoiler=question]Spoilers to use? :[/spoiler]
This is the Spartans (?):
You seem to press the button, [spoiler=button][/spoiler]:
What this inkblot http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png:
I like pie:
I'm Mr. tons! And me, foo who place it is regrettable that Mr. T in the cause of this answer my own foo! :
You are Barbie's girl:
Plastic life, that illusion:
Brush the hair color:
Where one's Touch:
Is the creative imagination of life:
Bowser you? :
If so, absolutely can not be allowed.寝かさ? :
How many times in the Peach koopa troopas screw when I heard the screams her pain? :
kyouki I'd like to help? : Yes
Fax medicine bag:
A little confusion is a very big problem, we have only two men:
Barbie that, it is a sad thing to do is, living dolls, right? :
frusturating that your feelings can not be changed, and must always smile? :
It continues to be averse to smile when thrown into trash, sent to the junk yard, and compacter to lift the trash? :
This is the last question? : Yes

POKETTOMONSUTASAINAPPUSHITO:

The LOL, taunt:

Shiny fur:
Fur should be:
It is like a nail:
According to the nursery to go to get a magic egg:
It is powerful:
It is weak:
It is spartas Pokemon? :
Jump to:
Sex:



RPG will start as soon as I get enough players.

Also, for the looks section , give the picture for the face part, give teh face!!1

Since we are team rocket, you can have 90000000000000000000000000001 pokemon or MORE!

(but thing is, you must make 90000000000000000000000000001 signup sheets)

List of Characters:
Sir Wolfgang "I screwed your mom" Megablah (Yuzihax)
Longcat (Kyoukipichi)
Adolf Hitler (Kyoukipichi)
Robotnik (Kyoukipichi)
Sumdumfuk (XD003)
Kannon (Kannon)
Comrade Taquito (Kannon)
AGENT F23JIx45 (GoldSage)
Phrawger (GoldSage)
GoldSage (GoldSage)
Kayllera Serendipius Vermillion (Abwayax)
Xeric Zam "Zammy" Mortivan (GARY_M_9)
Nee Lader (Don Watermeleon)
Carrie "Epic fail" Underwood (CowgirlXena)
Xena "Epic win" Rich (CowgirlXena)
Whoever I shall name it (SloshedMail)
Poop (Fivex)
omfgrapeisnowlegalonmarsthisnamewillselfdestructin5seconds (SuperZero)

List of unregistered characters: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Mario, Luigi, Wario

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 13:29:38
Signup sheet:

Name: Sir Wolfgang "I screwed your mom" Megablah
Age: -844
Height: OVER TEN FEET TALL
Belt size: One of those big motherfucking ones you find in Arkansas
UR MOM: nowairly?
Face: What's a face?
Looks: :skooL
Penis size: OVER TEN FEET TALL
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Soda is for hookers, real men drink sewer water.
Eye Color: Green with purple spots
Did he hit puberty?: Yes. 9000 years ago.
Toe nail length: OVER TEN FEET TALL
Weight in metric-tons: leik 90000 lawls
Shirt size: Exactly two hundred and forty four inches across, zero in height
Favorite activity: Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' to the Oldies"
Gender: Both
Orientation: lolcocks
Does he s-*shot*: WHY YES
HIS POKEMON: no u
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): possibly
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: WHY YES
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YES
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YES
IS IT PLANTIUM: NO
IS IT GOLD: YES
Have you had curry: Yes
Do you at least have chicken: Cheekuns
TROGDOR?: GOD
Nomorph?: Nomac
Is nice?: Ohyes
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: No, stupid Indian.
What is your problem today sir?: Your mother
Is your computer plugged in?: "Computer"?
Is your monitor turn on?: I JUST WOKE UP
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: Yeah, because it'd be all the awesomeness.
(click to show/hide)
Do you use spoilers?: Your mom does
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): YOU NON-AMERICAN MOTHERFUCKER
Do you like pressing the BUTTON
(click to show/hide)
: Yes
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: Orgy
Do you like pie: You mean vagina right?
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: That's your problem
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: NO
IN A BARBIE WORLD: NO
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: NO
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: NO
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: YES :D
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: WAT
Are you Bowser?: Yes
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: No
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: over 9000
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: lolwut
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: Right
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: Yes
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: No!
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Maybe
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet: NO

LOL, FOOLED YOU: LOL KAY

Sheen of fur: No
Do they have fur: No
Is it Spiky: No
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: No
Is it powerful: No
Is it weak: No
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: No
Moves: No
Gender: All

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-13 13:41:27
Signup sheet:

Name: Longcat
Age: Infinite
Height: Infinite
Belt size: CATS DON'T WEAR BELTS
UR MOM: yes, my mom
Face: meow
Looks: WHITE POWER
[size=1pt]Penis size: Infinite[/size]
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: HEIL COCA-COLA
Eye Color: dunno, rarely bother looking at mirrors
Did he hit puberty?: Yes, yes, my son hit puberty.
Toe nail length: Never bother looking at my feet either.
Weight in metric-tons: Infinite
Shirt size: Again, cats don't wear shirts.
Favorite activity: Just travelling through anything, absolutely anything.
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
Does he s-*shot*
HIS POKEMON: no
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): fofasfjsdfodfjopsfdhdosp
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: YES, BROTHA
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: YES, BROTHA
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YES, BROTHA
IS IT PLANTIUM: YES, BROTHA
IS IT GOLD: NO
Have you had curry: yes
Do you at least have chicken: no, but Tacgnol does
TROGDOR?: TROGDOR!
Nomorph?: Izwzyzx is a feline hater :(
Is nice?: Yes
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Your mother
What is your problem today sir?: Nothing
Is your computer plugged in?: Yes, otherwise how would I be here?
Is your monitor turn on?: Yes
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: I already dived down many, many bridges.
[spoiler=question]Do you use spoilers?: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE[/spoiler]
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you like pressing the BUTTON [spoiler=button][/spoiler]: no
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: Your mother
Do you like pie: PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: k
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: no
IN A BARBIE WORLD: it sucks
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: it fucking sucks
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: I hear girls don't like being unable to brush their hair.
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: No, Barbie cannot masturbate.
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: WATER UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Are you Bowser?: Yes
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: Yes
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: 48 times
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: yay, got a drug to heal my elves
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: We're all antimatter?
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: Barbie tells me.
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: Yes, she says.
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Then she just started crying.
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet: NOOOOOOOOOO

LOL, FOOLED YOU: fuck you

Sheen of fur: somebody should invent a unit for that
Do they have fur: sure
Is it Spiky: It's a male Meowth, so yeah.
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: no, but it has "played" a lot with the female Pokemon there
Is it powerful: Yes.
Is it weak: Yes. LOL PARADOX
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: NO DAMMIT
Moves:
SUPER GLITCH BECAUSE I AM LONGCAT
Gender: Male

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:05:37
Name: Sumdumfuk
Age: Somewhere between 1 and 2 - I honestly lost count
Height: Over 9000 feet tall.
Belt size: wut?
UR MOM: UR PA!
Face: Sumdumbtch
Looks: How should I be of the caring of looks?
Penis size: BIG!
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: I prefer piss.
Eye Color: A!
Did he hit puberty?: Whowutwhen?
Toe nail length: It's as big as ur ma.
Weight in metric-tons: Over 9.000
Shirt size: Size -3 XL
Favorite activity: HATE HATE HATE RAGE RAGE RAGE etc.
Gender: 12
Orientation: Wha?
Does he s-*shot*: MAYBE =D
HIS POKEMON: loldongs
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): Maybe ^^
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Yus
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Yus
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Yus
IS IT PLANTIUM: Naw
IS IT GOLD: Yus
Have you had curry: 4?
Do you at least have chicken: CHICKENS!!!!11!
TROGDOR?: Win.
Nomorph?: lolmorph
Is nice?: ur dumn
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Whar can eye fnd Piza?
What is your problem today sir?: I wn't piza!
Is your computer plugged in?: wtf is this shit.
Is your monitor turn on?: IM NEVER CALLING YOU'RE RESTURANT AGAIN!
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: yes cause everyone else did it =D
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): Indeed.
Do you like pressing the BUTTON :
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: 2 Darkrais fucking a girl.
Do you like pie: wootpi (3.14149 etc)
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: Ok then.
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: NO
IN A BARBIE WORLD: NO
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: NO
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: NEVAR, I LIKE MESSY!
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: LOLWUT
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: IS THAR CAEK?
Are you Bowser?: Maybe
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: Yes
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: I don't remember, musta been 4 times, but I think it was 20
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: Woot Drugfuck
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: Ahh! Math hurts my head!
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: I wouldn't know.
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: I guess?
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Uhm.. Pie?
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet: NUUUUUUU

LOL, FOOLED YOU: 厄介な女を、私はあなたにスリット…ケーキ!

Sheen of fur: wut?
Do they have fur: FURFAGS UNITE!
Is it Spiky: Maybe..
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: Yes, I saw it with my own eyes, I was even part- er…
Is it powerful: Yes
Is it weak: Yes
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: LOLNO
Moves: Failbuster
Gender: Both.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 14:22:45
Well, apparently Sir Wolfgang takes being LOL FOOLED better than Sumdumfuck and Longcat.
…Why is mine the retard? Wolfgang is r haev brane.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:27:04
But, Sumdumfuck is an idiot at heart. He was born with a disease called "lolfailitis" and it made him an idiot. However, I personally like the Sir Wolfgang character.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 14:28:24

But, Sumdumfuck is an idiot at heart. He was born with a disease called "lolfailitis" and it made him an idiot. However, I personally like the Sir Wolfgang character.


Wolfgang is nomac because he's weird that way.
Also, I think Wolfgang has lolfailitis, only he had it in his genitals, meaning that his children will also have it and so on and so on.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:30:21
The only side effect of that disease is, while it makes you an idiot, it makes you Awesome.. it might have been AWSOME, but I forget.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 14:31:13

The only side effect of that disease is, while it makes you an idiot, it makes you Awesome.. it might have been AWSOME, but I forget.


Wolfgang is AWSOME and you know it, he's AWSOM and exceedingly idiotic.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:32:44
I guess, but can his thing dance the dance of victory?

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 14:33:57

I guess, but can his thing dance the dance of victory?


By 'thing' you mean his penis?
WOLFGANG HAS A VICTORY DANCING PENIS, BOW DOWN.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:35:15
No wai, so does Sumdumfuks. Except his can sing songs, and is most famous for singing Highway to Hell by ACDC.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 14:39:42

No wai, so does Sumdumfuks. Except his can sing songs, and is most famous for singing Highway to Hell by ACDC.


Wolfgang's can play the guitar and sing awesome as hell solos.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 14:43:12
Nice… But has he gotten laid :O

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: CowgirlXena
Date: 2008-06-13 14:43:59
*laughs* This has got to be the funniest RPG I ever read.