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Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP - Page 7

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-14 16:29:45
*SDF turns and looks at the beam heading for him*
…wut?
*the beam hits him , but it gets knocked into space*
Ok then… -he says confusedly, and walks toward the horizon-

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 16:31:53

Robotnik chains his Death Egg to the Team Rocket Headquarters and goes inside it to watch TV, the high security system of Death Egg protecting Robotnik from anyone changing the channel.


But can it protect him from…
Comrade Taquito: COMMUNIST ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!! *clones himself 2.5 Billion times and all of them charge the Death Egg with Sickles and Hammers in hands*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: SuperZero
Date: 2008-06-14 16:38:02
omfgrapeisnowlegalonmarsthisnamewillselfdestructin5seconds jumps into a river, and goes to Bonjourpie island, and hides in the verylightblue house

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 16:38:39
Tails opened a door in the Rocket Headquarters and exclaimed, "What the hell, who put two Chao and some viagra in here?!"

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-14 16:42:25


Robotnik chains his Death Egg to the Team Rocket Headquarters and goes inside it to watch TV, the high security system of Death Egg protecting Robotnik from anyone changing the channel.


But can it protect him from…
Comrade Taquito: COMMUNIST ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!! *clones himself 2.5 Billion times and all of them charge the Death Egg with Sickles and Hammers in hands*


Yes, it can.

[me=Xeric]watches 2.5 Billion Comrades get blown to smitherines by the oblitherating force field expander.[/me]

Pwnt. XD

Silly little bitch, only friends of Sonic/Somari can get in.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 16:46:06
An Italian dashes into the Team Rocket Headquarters, exclaiming, "Here -a- I am, Somari! Haha, I'm -a- just Mario."

Luigi and Wario follow behind, panting and struggling to catch up.

Tails watches as a bunch of horny Chao come out of the small room and play in the main room where everyone is.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 16:48:24



Robotnik chains his Death Egg to the Team Rocket Headquarters and goes inside it to watch TV, the high security system of Death Egg protecting Robotnik from anyone changing the channel.


But can it protect him from…
Comrade Taquito: COMMUNIST ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!! *clones himself 2.5 Billion times and all of them charge the Death Egg with Sickles and Hammers in hands*


Yes, it can.

[me=Xeric]watches 2.5 Billion Comrades get blown to smitherines by the oblitherating force field expander.[/me]

Pwnt. XD

Silly little bitch, only friends of Sonic/Somari can get in.


Comrade Taquito: HAH, little do you know that…. *spins around and reveals himself* I'M WALUIGI AND YOU JUST TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 16:55:15
Sonic asks, "So?"

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Don Watermeleon
Date: 2008-06-14 17:01:55
Nee Lader, observes, what's, going, on,. He, still, doesn't, get, anything, so, he, decides, to, go, play, his, flute,.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 17:12:02
"Shit, I'm getting an erection from all those Chao fucking? I shouldn't have opened that damn door!" Tails said.

Up in Death Egg, Robotnik is still watching TV, but he notices people attempting to go inside Death Egg. He looks out of a window, and yells, "Keep it quiet down there! I'm watching my science fiction shows!"

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 17:16:56

"Shit, I'm getting an erection from all those Chao fucking? I shouldn't have opened that damn door!" Tails said.

Up in Death Egg, Robotnik is still watching TV, but he notices people attempting to go inside Death Egg. He looks out of a window, and yells, "Keep it quiet down there! I'm watching my science fiction shows!"


When Robotnik looks back at his TV, he notices a large sphere of Sickles and Hammers, which then fly apart, revealing Comrade Taquito, who then decides to smahs everything in the name of Communism, and makes the TV always on the Communism Channel, so that he can watch his propaganda infomercials

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-06-14 17:18:53
Name: Phrawger
Age: 9000
Height: 5' 9"
Belt size: 1' 2"
UR MOM: NO HIS
Face: 7
Looks: Tall, skinny, epic staff of justice
Penis size: 37464637464736473648192828364817264282846747364827364827364827364762347 nanometers
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: BRAWNDO
Eye Color: 8
Did he hit puberty?: 7 times.
Favorite activity: Smiting people
Gender: Male
Orientation: Left
HIS POKEMON: AND SUDDENLY, TOXICROAKS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!
Is this the last question?: Yes

Name: GoldSage
Age: 9001 (just like his pylon count)
Height: 18' 32"
Belt size: 8' 12", Solid Gold
UR MOM: He killed ur mom
Face: All but his eyes hidden through a Golden helmet.
Looks: Tall, brawny, Gold armor head to toe, massive sword, many pylons.
Penis size: 37464637464736473648192828364817264282846747364827364827364827364762347000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nanometers
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Soda? That's for mortals.
Eye Color: Green
Did he hit puberty?: 14 times.
Favorite activity: Smiting people with a sword
Gender: Male
Orientation: Right
HIS POKEMON: Yanmegas. A more elegant pokemon for a more civilized age.
Is this the last question?: Yes

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 17:20:03
"OH FUCK YOU." Robotnik yells. "This Death Egg is now almost useless, so I'm getting the hell out of here to find another TV!" He pulls out some remote, presses the button on it, and jumps through the window to land in his half-sphere machine, flying away to find another TV.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 17:22:18
meanwhile, Comrade continues to zone out on the TV in the Death Egg, which is now the Commie Egg, and has adopted a new paint scheme to boot

Comrade: Communism!

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-06-14 17:26:51
GoldSage sees the new Commie Egg. "Red? Goes well with Gold. I approve."
Phrawger looks at it worriedly. "Don't you think it could get a little destructive?"
Goldsage: "What have we got to worry about? We're ageless."
Phrawger: "Too true. I'm going to go smite something."