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Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP - Page 3

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:05:38
No, kannon, seeing how I'm a Rocket Executive *pokes shiny R badge that shines more than yours and has platinum trim WITH A RUBY R :O* I make myself leader and I can also fire you if you want seeing as how I outrank you. :P

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:07:19

It should go to whoever is <9000 years old.

I am under 9000 years old

Yes, but Longcat isn't, so, now it should go to whoever is a human

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:09:00

No, kannon, seeing how I'm a Rocket Executive *pokes shiny R badge that shines more than yours and has platinum trim WITH A RUBY R :O* I make myself leader and I can also fire you if you want seeing as how I outrank you. :P

AND TO THAT SIR, I SAY THAT I ALSO AM NOW SPONTANEOUSLY A ROCKET EXECUTIVE EXECUTIVE.  I NOW OUTRANK YOU AND YOUR PUNY BADGE

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:18:02
THERE IS NO SUCK RANK DUMBCOCK.

I'm leader.

*a weird L shaped bage made of ruby and platinum appears on my chest*

And that weird incident proves it. D:<

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2008-06-13 21:37:54
I am a Rocket Executive Plus Alpha Major.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:40:40
I'm a Rocket Executive Plus Alpha 5-Star General.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:41:23

THERE IS NO SUCK RANK DUMBCOCK.

I'm leader.

*a weird L shaped bage made of ruby and platinum appears on my chest*

And that weird incident proves it. D:<


YOUR MOTHER, AND THERE IS SUCH RANK NOW.  JUST TO PROVE IT, I WILL CONSULT THE NPCS, AND MAKE THEM TALK IN FAVOR OF ME

Giovanni: Kannon outranks all of you, plus, he has >9000 Metagross, so, he wins

EDIT: Oh, and I'm a I'm Rocket Executive Ultimatum Super Ultra Admiral which outranks every rank of Team Rocket there ever is/was/will be,so suck it

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:43:02
Well yeah?

Madam Boss: I just "persuaded" Giovanni that you're the lowest rank by offering the bed tonight. :P

YOU'RE A GRUNT NOW! :P

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:45:20
OH YEAH?  WELL I USE MY SUPER ULTRA MAGICAL POWERS SO I HAVE MY RANK BACK AND THAT IT CAN NEVER BE CHANGED AND THAT I NOW OUTRANK GIOVANNI, SO PWNT

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:47:15
There is no life shark and if you're more powerful than Giovanni, Giovanni's behind you with a knife to your throat to get your rank ba– oh wait, your throat is cut my bad, you're a grunt again. *revives Kannon*

Edit: Fuck it, we're all equally powerful. Get it? Got it? Good.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:48:51

There is no life shark and if you're more powerful than Giovanni, Giovanni's behind you with a knife to your throat to get your rank ba– oh wait, your throat is cut my bad, you're a grunt again. *revives Kannon*


I DON'T NEED YOUR PATHETIC REVIVES AND RANKS, I'M AN ULTRA-NUCLEAR ZOMBIE NOW AND I CAN NUKE YOU, SO PWNT

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 21:52:10
[me=Xeric]casts life on Zombie Kannon so Zombie Kannon is dead and then uses life again to make him not a zombie.[/me]

Your alive, we're all equally powerful.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:56:46
I still retain my Ultra-Nuclear-ness though

Just for the hell of it, so I can shout "KEKEKEKEKE ZERG RUSH" and explode in your face

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-13 21:57:55
-sits on Longcat's head- Excuse me gud sirz, but… Where are the chickens? I needz those 4 my farm =D

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-13 22:00:03
Adding another character, for the lulz:

Signup sheet:

Name: Adolf Hitler
Age: 56
Height: Das spielt keine Rolle. Was z?hlt, ist die Juden!
Belt size: Siehe oben.
UR MOM: Meine Mutter.
Face: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Adolf_Hitler_cph_3a48970.jpg
Looks: Siehe oben.
[size=1pt]Penis size: Was zum Teufel?[/size]
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Coca-Cola
Eye Color: Das spielt keine Rolle. Was z?hlt, ist die Juden!
Did he hit puberty?: No
Toe nail length: Das spielt keine Rolle. Was z?hlt, ist die Juden!
Weight in metric-tons: Das spielt keine Rolle. Was z?hlt, ist die Juden!
Shirt size: Das spielt keine Rolle. Was z?hlt, ist die Juden!
Favorite activity: Urteil Deutschland.
Gender: M?nnlich
Orientation: Heterosexuelles
Does he s-*shot*
HIS POKEMON:
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): Nein
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Ja
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Ja
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Ja
IS IT PLANTIUM: Ja
IS IT GOLD: Nein
Have you had curry: Nein
Do you at least have chicken: Nein
TROGDOR?: Was ist Trogdor?
Nomorph?: Nojuden
Is nice?: Ist nett.
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Sie k?nnen mir helfen, durch Abschalten.
What is your problem today sir?: Die Juden.
Is your computer plugged in?: Nat?rlich.
Is your monitor turn on?: Siehe oben.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: Sie glaube, ich w?re so dumm?
[spoiler=question]Do you use spoilers?: Snape Dumbledore t?tet, ich h?re.[/spoiler]
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): Heute Abend essen wir in der H?lle!
Do you like pressing the BUTTON [spoiler=button][/spoiler]: Nein.
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: Ein Jude.
Do you like pie: Ja.
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: Mr. T ist ein Jude, ist er nicht?
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: Ich bin nicht weiblich.
IN A BARBIE WORLD: Nein!
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: Nein.
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: Nein.
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: Gehen Sie zur H?lle, Sie pervertieren.
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: Was?
Are you Bowser?: Nein.
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: Ich hatte bereits Sex.
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: Ich bin nicht Bowser.
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: Was?
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: Auch hier, was?
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: Ich bin mir nicht noch eine weibliche Puppe, verdammt.
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: Siehe oben.
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Nein.
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet: Das Tragen Sie sich ein Blatt ist dumm.

LOL, FOOLED YOU: Ich weigere mich, um fortzufahren.