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Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP - Page 5

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-14 01:13:01
(meanwhile, in a place called Canada)
-SumDumFuk sees a box labled Chicken near a places called "McDonalds". Not knowing what the place was, he walks over to it, and looks inside the box-
NO!!! THE CHICKENS!
-SDF bawls like a baby, pulls out a gun, and holds it to the McDonalds place-
*says in japanese* 羽の鶏を殺して！ダイをくそったれ！-shoots at the building, and it turns to flames-

(meh, I'll probably stop the RPG since it's going lolo)

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-06-14 02:29:31

Team Rocket is getting pissed at people who post nothing but RPGs about them.  Since there are so many RPGs about them, everyone knows about them and knows an area VERY CLOSE to their HQ that they think is the HQ. To counter this, Giovanni has ordered his grunts, Class A Rockets, and executives (for those hard to reach RPers) to go and capture RP starters about them.

Signup sheet:Noooowayyyyyy

Name:Poop
Age:turd
Height:50 ''
Belt size:Nahh, I'm nude
UR MOM:What I came out of.
Face:rubbery
Looks:squishy
[size=1pt]Penis size:giant[/size]
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM:Toilet water.
Eye Color:brown
Did he hit puberty?: What?
Toe nail length:none
Weight in metric-tons: over 9000
Shirt size: 0 meters
Favorite activity: decaying
Gender:nether
Orientation:bent
Does he s-*shot* : Yes
HIS POKEMON: Stink
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): lol, yes
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW:Yes
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Yes
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:No
IS IT PLANTIUM: no
IS IT GOLD:no
Have you had curry: I'm made of it
Do you at least have chicken: I made of that aswell
TROGDOR?: Me
Nomorph?:you
Is nice?: Stinky
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Flsuh me
What is your problem today sir?: I need to be flushed
Is your computer plugged in?: Uhh, I don't have one.
Is your monitor turn on?:
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?:I can't, Ican't move
[spoiler=question]Do you use spoilers?: They don't work for me[/spoiler]
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?):
Do you like pressing the BUTTON [spoiler=button][/spoiler]: Uhh, I can't at all.
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: Can't see it
Do you like pie: I'm made of at aswell!
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: I'm made of that aswell
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: Yes
IN A BARBIE WORLD: no
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: No
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: No
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: NAY
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: Engrish alert
Are you Bowser?: No
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: Yes
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: Lol, do the mario!
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes <—- who put that there?
DRUG BAG    f**k: huck
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: EA
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: Yeah
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: Yep
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Yes
Is this the last question?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pokemon Sign up sheet: Ya fooled me

LOL, FOOLED YOU: *above*

Sheen of fur: Brown
Do they have fur: Yes
Is it Spiky: Yes
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: No
Is it powerful: No
Is it weak:Yes
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: yes
Moves: Stink fly.
Gender:

RPG will start as soon as I get enough players.

Also, for the looks section , give the picture for the face part, give teh face!!1

Since we are team rocket, you can have 90000000000000000000000000001 pokemon or MORE!

(but thing is, you must make 90000000000000000000000000001 signup sheets)

^Filled out above.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 11:22:09
Another character for more lulz

Signup sheet:

Name: Comrade Taquito
Age: Communism!
Height: Communism!
Belt size: COMMUNISM!
UR MOM: Fortune!
Face: Fortune!
Looks:  Fortune!
Penis size: 40404040 GET!
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Your Mom
Eye Color: Communism!
Did he hit puberty?: lololololololololol no *shot*
Toe nail length: 2.5 Cubic Miles Squared
Weight in metric-tons: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shirt size: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Favorite activity: WHAT?! *smashes scouter*
Gender: 12
Orientation: lulz
Does he s-*shot* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…… No
HIS POKEMON: POGEYMANZ?  WITH THE MOVES AND THE PEEKACHOOS AND THE AGH AGH AGH BLAH
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I R SMARTEDER THAN U
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Or is it?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Or is it?
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Or is it?
IS IT PLATINUM: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
IS IT GOLD: Or is.. *facepalms*
Have you had curry: S? Se?or
Do you at least have chicken: I had curry though D:
TROGDOR?: BURNiNATiNG THE COUNTRYSiDE!
Nomorph?: PEEEEEE KAAAAAAA CHOOOOOOOOOO!
Is nice?: Communism is nice
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Communism!
What is your problem today sir?: Capitalism D:
Is your computer plugged in?: Communism!
Is your monitor turn on?: Communism!
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: Do I die for Communism?
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): THIS IS MADNESS
Do you like pressing the BUTTON : BUTTON? WHAR
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: lololol, I'd say "your mom" but that's too overused
Do you like pie: NO I R HAET PIE AS MUCH AS I HAET LIVING, ANDI LOEV LIVING
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: Oh Yeah?  Well, That's me, Mr.T!
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: HEY EVERYONE, LISTEN UP
IN A BARBIE WORLD: YOUR ATTENTION IF YOU PLEASE
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: I WANT TO GIVE YOU A WARNING, 'CAUSE I FOUND OUT THIS MORNING
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: 'BOUT A DANGEROUS, INSIDIOUS COMPUTER VIRUS
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: IF YOU SHOULD GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT 'STINKY CHEESE'
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: DO NOT GO TAKING YOUR CHANCES, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU OPEN IT, OR ELSE IT WILL
Are you Bowser?: TRANSLATE YOUR DOCUMENTS INTO SWAHILI
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: MAKE YOU TV RECORD GIGLI
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: NEUTER YOUR PETS, AND GIVE YOUR LAUNDRY STATIC CLING!
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: LOOK OUT, IT'LL MAKE YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN FREEZE!
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: ERASE THE EASTER EGGS OFF YOUR DVDS!
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: DELETE YOUR HARDRIVE AND YOUR BACK-UPS TOO!
Is it frustrating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: AND THE HARD DRIVE OF ANYONE RELATED TO YOU
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: THAT'S RIGHT IT'S A
Is this the last question?: VIRUS ALERT!

Pokemon Sign up sheet: I CATCH POGEYMANZ WITH THE POGEYBALLZ

LOL, FOOLED YOU: Your mom fooled you

Sheen of fur: nou
Do they have fur: Pool's closed due to AIDS
Is it Spiky: With the Sasquatch
Has it gone to a day-care and magically got an egg: NO, MY POGEYMANZ DON'T GO SPREADING THEIR AIDS IN THE POOL WATER
Is it powerful: NEVAR I RAISE ALL THOSE CRAPPY ONES NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO
Is it weak: YOU BET
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: THIS IS MADNESS
Moves: 1337
Gender: 42

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 12:12:18

[me=Kayllera]proves that she is more powerful than Adolf Hitler by raping him[/me]


Adolf Hitler exclaims, "Was ist das Verleumdung? Ich werde mit denen Sie Bogen nach unten auf Ihre große Führer Adolf Hitler, bevor ich Crush Ihren Kopf unter meinem Fuß!"

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 13:16:00
Sign-up sheet:

Name: Robotnik
Age: 46
Height: '6''2
Belt size: I would like to keep that private.
From Mom: "Here's some giant underwear."? I seriously wish she didn't send so many of them while I was in college living with my roommates.
Face: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Robotnik_Riders.png
Appearance: See above.
Penis size: …………….
Like soda / pop / cola / coka - cola / slurm: Coca-cola
Eyes: I have glasses.
He puberty? : Who puberty?
Toenail length: Trimmed
Weight indicators - tons: 1/3 ton
Shirt size: Extra extra extra large
Favorite activities: TV, ruling an empire, can't think of anything else
Sex: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
He is second - shot * *
His Pokemon: Whose Pokemon?
This is stupid Philippines (IRL does not): The Philippines is stupid.
Chain Hang Low Yo is: What?
Oscillating can flow: Sure?
When it is the light: How should I know, I always oversleep until 1 PM.
It plantium: No.
It is money: Sonic is costing me a lot of money, that's for sure!
Curry is here: I hate curry.
You are at least chicken: No, nigger.
trogdor? : What?
nomorph? : What?
In Nice? : Once again, I'm not gay, and do not like anal sex.
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you? : You can help me by finding out what the hell went wrong with this machine I used against Sonic today.
Today's problem is how the Lord? : How is the Lord? How should I know? I'm not a priest or whatever. I don't even believe in theism.
That your computer is connected to? : Yeah, it's connected to the Death Egg, to control it.
The monitor's power is turned on? : Sure, how else would I be here?
If all your friends jumped off a bridge? : Bah, screw them, they call me "fatass" all the time.
(Click on the Show / Hide)
Spoilers to use? : Snape kills Dumbledore?
This is the Spartans (?): Sure.
You seem to press the button,
(Click on the Show / Hide)
: I keep doing so, but it just doesn't work.
What this inkblot http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: Sonic!
I like pie: So do I.
I'm Mr. tons! And me, foo who place it is regrettable that Mr. T in the cause of this answer my own foo! : Are you mocking me?
You are Barbie's girl: No, I'm not female, and I hate that dyke.
Barbie in the world: What world?
Plastic life, that illusion: Yes, yes, a fucking huge illusion too many little girls today are sadly in.
Brush the hair color: You cannot brush color, sir.
Where one's Touch: And?
Is the creative imagination of life: Oh, yes, that's masturbation.
Bowser you? : No.
If so, absolutely can not be allowed.寝かさ? : Well, I'm not Bowser. And that Japanese doesn't make sense.
How many times in the Peach koopa troopas screw when I heard the screams her pain? : Bowser's Koopa Troopas regularly rape Princess Peach?
kyouki I'd like to help? : Yes
Fax medicine bag: Sure, as soon as I'm done with this sign-up sheet.
A little confusion is a very big problem, we have only two men: What sort of confusion?
Barbie that, it is a sad thing to do is, living dolls, right? : I'm starting to wonder, who wrote this sign-up sheet?
frusturating that your feelings can not be changed, and must always smile? : I get very angry quite often.
It continues to be averse to smile when thrown into trash, sent to the junk yard, and compacter to lift the trash? : I don't know what you're talking about.
This is the last question? : Yes

POKETTOMONSUTASAINAPPUSHITO: What the fuck?

The LOL, taunt: ?

Shiny fur: I'm not a furfag.
Fur should be: I can't believe I just wasted a lot of minutes on this sign-up sheet written by a furfag.
It is like a nail: What?
According to the nursery to go to get a magic egg: What?
It is powerful: Sure?
It is weak: Dunno?
It is spartas Pokemon? : huihiuohoigbufy
Jump to: ?
Sex: Oh, I already did, because I raped Sonic's girlfriend, Amy, twice.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 13:26:30
While talking to the sign-up clerk, Robotnik said, "What do you mean this sign-up sheet isn't vaild?"

The sign-up clerk replied, "You have the wrong sign-up sheet, however it looks vaguely similar to ours."

Robotnik angrily replied, "You gave me this fucking sign-up sheet, you bitch! I spent too much time on the stupid thing!"

The sign-up clerk said, "Sorry, you're just going to have to do another."

Robotnik pulled out a laser gun, and yelled, "Die bitch!" The sign-up clerk crumbled to ashes.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-14 13:37:50
EVERY ONE IS UNMORPHED NOW

[me=EVERYONE]is unmorphed[/me]

Robotnik, that's the new signup (alt) sheet. The clerk didn't know that though. You're signed up.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 14:09:53
"Ich sehe ein Jude!" Hitler exclaimed, pointing at Sumdumfuk. "Holen Sie ihn, Kolleginnen und Rocket Nazis!"

Robotnik throws his laser gun at Hitler, knocking him out. "Shut up, I'm trying to watch TV!"

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: XD003
Date: 2008-06-14 14:17:56
*Sumdumfuk hears his name being called, looks at where it was said at, and sees a man unconscious on the ground*
can u rept that plz?
*walks over to Hitler, and says in jappanese* あなたバスタードドイツ語、これはなぜ嫌いしてレースし、セミがドイツ語、スライムバッグが原因で発生するようにします。
*he walks off, not looking back*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 14:29:28
Robotnik mutters to himself, "I can't believe that guy knows three languages. Now if I could just find out what that guy with the weird mustache said to piss off Sumdumfuk."

The TV shows a huge, epic science-fictiony space battle.

Robotnik then mutters, "Ah hell, screw finding out about that. This is better."

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-14 14:39:03
Wait, if there's Robotnik, then where's Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles?

[me=Xeric]hears fast footsteps and a sonic boom[/me]

Here they come! >_>

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 14:49:24
"…OH GOD DAMN IT!" Robotnik yelled when he saw them.

"Move over and give me the remote, my show is coming on in a few seconds!" Sonic said as he jumped onto the couch.

"I don't want to see that stupid show, Sonic Underground!" Robotnik said.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-14 15:02:58

"…OH GOD DAMN IT!" Robotnik yelled when he saw them.

"Move over and give me the remote, my show is coming on in a few seconds!" Sonic said as he jumped onto the couch.

"I don't want to see that stupid show, Sonic Underground!" Robotnik said.


Kannon: Fuck that!  AotS is on! *takes remote from sonic and changes the chanel to G4*

Comrade Taquito:  My Propaganda infomercials are on! *takes remote from Kannon and changes the channel to The Communisim Channel*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-14 15:06:04
Robotnik grabs the remote and changes it back to Sci-Fi, then shoots the remote with the laser gun. "Leave it to the Sci-Fi channel. Now."

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-14 15:07:54
<Knuckles> We're watching Sonic Underground damn it

[me=Knuckles]punches Robotnik through a wall and picks up the remote and watches Sonic Underground[/me]