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Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP - Page 2

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 15:53:16
I'M NOT LATE

Name: Kannon
Age: IT'S UNDER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
Height: 42 feet
Belt size: -17
UR MOM: ORLY?
Face: Blah
Looks: Halb
Penis size: IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Gotta be Slurm Cola :D
Eye Color: LEIK, IT R RAINBOW COLERD
Did he hit puberty?: Duh
Toe nail length: 8 1/2 inches
Weight in metric-tons: -4
Shirt size: Large
Favorite activity: URMOM *shot*
Gender: Male
Orientation: I only do hot chicks >_>
Does he s-*shot* WHY, WHO WOULDN'T MY GOOD MAN
HIS POKEMON: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND Metagross that all fly
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): What fun would there be if I weren't?
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Yes
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Yeah
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Y/N
IS IT PLANTIUM: Si
IS IT GOLD: YES GODDAMNIT
Have you had curry: Nou
Do you at least have chicken: Does KFC count?
TROGDOR?: BURNiNATE
Nomorph?: NoMorph indeed
Is nice?: Hell no
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: Get me a Coffee
What is your problem today sir?: My problem is YOUR MOM
Is your computer plugged in?: Pff, no
Is your monitor turn on?: See above
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: HELL FUCKING YES
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): GET YOUR CANCER OUT OF MY /B/
Do you like pressing the BUTTON: Who doesn't?
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: YOUR MOM
Do you like pie: HOLY SASSAFRAZZ BATMAN, HE'S ONTO US
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: nou
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: Yes
IN A BARBIE WORLD: Duh
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: Leik, totally
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: Yes
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: HELL YES
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: Yeah
Are you Bowser?: No, I'm your mom
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: I'm not Bowser
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?: 2.5 Billio- I mean, I'm not Bowser
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    FUCK: HELL YEAH
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: Not If I'm better than you, which I indeed am
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: Duh
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: I don't smile, I have no face.  STOP POINTING OUT MY DEFORMITIES!
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: Pff, I'll be going into a furnace, not a trash compactor
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet: Metagross x 9001 and every steel type pogeymanz

LOL, FOOLED YOU: NU-UH!

Sheen of fur: nou
Do they have fur: nou
Is it Spiky: nou
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: WHO HASN'T?
Is it powerful: ALL POWERFUL, THE BEST KIND
Is it weak: nou
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: HELL FUCKING YES
Moves: Whatever I want it to know
Gender: None

Remember, you saw NOTHING

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-06-13 16:12:45
Name: AGENT F23JIx45
Age: 1492
Height: 12' 34"
Belt size: Extra Small
UR MOM: UR FACE
Face: Yes.
Looks: Left.
Penis size: You know those Redwoods in California? Think 8 of those.
Favorite Soda/Pop/Cola/Coka-Cola/SLURM: Fave SLURM- 18
Eye Color: 17
Did he hit puberty?: he's 1492… and yes.
Toe nail length: 51417473218479384782347283 nanometers
Weight in metric-tons: 0.00000000000000001234567891011121314151617181920
Shirt size: Red
Favorite activity: Yes
Gender: #12
Orientation: Sept. 12, 1987
Does he s-*shot* ONLY ONCE.
HIS POKEMON: With a side of fava beans
Are you stupid in this RP (not irl): I DUN KNO
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: HELL YEAH IT BE LOW
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: I DRAG IT ALL OVA THE FLOW
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT IT BE BRIGHT
IS IT PLANTIUM: AM I MADE OF CASH U DUM
IS IT GOLD: YO IT AINT NEW BUT IT AINT OLD
Have you had curry: Yus.
Do you at least have chicken: 8 of them.
TROGDOR?: WAS A MAN
Nomorph?: NoPhail
Is nice?: IS VERY NICE
Hello, this is technical support, how may I help you?: SHOVE TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS.
What is your problem today sir?: YOU
Is your computer plugged in?: …no.
Is your monitor turn on?: Yep.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?: no they be retarded.
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(?): TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
Do you like pressing the BUTTON : Yes…all of them… ALL OF THE THE TIME…
What does this inkblot look like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Inkblot.png: GARLIC
Do you like pie: no he's a jerk
I'm MR. T! and I pity the foo who put's in that's me Mr. T in this answer cause I'll pwn that foo!: DON PWN MEH GUD SIR
ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL: NUUUUU
IN A BARBIE WORLD: MAKE
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IS IT FANTASTIC: IT
CAN YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR: STOP
AND TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE: HELP
IMAGINATION IS LIFE YOUR CREATION: MEEEEEEEEE
Are you Bowser?:gwar har har… no.
If so, do you admit that you absolutely cannot get laid?: NEVAR.
How many times have your Koopa Troopas heard Peach scream in pain when you screw her?:… 12.
Did Kyouki want me to put that?: Yes
DRUG BAG    f**k: ONOEZ THE COPS
A little matter will make a huge mess for we are only two men: <— lulz gay
About that Barbie thing, it must be a sad thing to not be a living doll, right?: <– see previous
Is it frusturating that you cannot change your emotions, and must always be smiling?: <– etc.
Do you hate that you'll still be smiling when thrown into the trash, sent to the junkyard, and put into a trash compacter?: YES IT PAINS ME DAILY
Is this the last question?: Yes

Pokemon Sign up sheet:

LOL, FOOLED YOU: LOLWUT

Sheen of fur: 12
Do they have fur: X = 15
Is it Spiky: only on tuesdays
Has it gone to a day-care and magicly get an egg: Some call it magic, I call it *bricked*
Is it powerful: OSO VERY STRONG
Is it weak: NU MAH POKEMONS BRING MEH GREAT WEALTH
IS IT SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S POKEMON?: TONIGHT IT DINES IN HELL
Moves: All of them
Gender: Yes

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2008-06-13 20:19:14
Name: Kayllera Serendipius Vermillion
Gender: Female
Wants to fill out the rest: No

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 20:24:41
Name: Xeric Zam "Zammy" Mortivan
Gender: Male
Wants to fill out the rest: No, I made it, I'm not doing it again.

Let's get this party started! :D

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 20:28:09
Well, I'm going to break-dance now BECAUSE I CAN

*starts break-dancing*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 20:32:29
XD

Well, where the fuck do we start looking for these people, all he said was go and wing it and you'll find them. And we got a weird crew *points at megablah the living penis*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-06-13 20:36:28
*pops out of the ground and soars into space*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-13 20:38:52
well, least we got long cat.  We need that… cat to catch these people. Didn't know we had long cat on team rocket.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 20:49:08
WHAT IS THIS RPG WITHOUT SIR WOLFGANG MEGABLAH, THE LIVING PENIS?

NEVERMIND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHOM INVENTED THE PENIS.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 20:50:09
Sooooooooooooooooo

Who's the leader?  I myself declare myself as the Leader

*leader-ifies himself*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-06-13 20:53:20

Sooooooooooooooooo

Who's the leader?  I myself declare myself as the Leader

*leader-ifies himself*


No, Sir Wolfgang Megablah is leader, for he is a living cock, therefore is the ultimate symbol of manhood.

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-06-13 20:57:57
*sneaks in from the background* WHOEVER CAN CATCH ME SHALL BE THE LEADER.*ninja's out*

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2008-06-13 20:59:04


Sooooooooooooooooo

Who's the leader?  I myself declare myself as the Leader

*leader-ifies himself*


No, Sir Wolfgang Megablah is leader, for he is a living cock, therefore is the ultimate symbol of manhood.

I'm a chick though, and as penises are inherently subordinate to us, I am the leader

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2008-06-13 21:00:37
Pfff

It should go to whoever is <9000 years old.
…
That narrows it down >_>

Re: Team Rocket wants you to SHUT UP

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2008-06-13 21:01:49
It should go to whoever is <9000 years old.

I am under 9000 years old