You're Banned! - Page 106
Banned because I hacked Abby's account.
Banned cause you hacked Abb'y account.
Banned because Abby's account was hacked.
Banned cause somebody hacked Abby's account.
Banned because I can do it myself now.
^Banned cause you can do what yourself?
Banned because you put a ^ before banned.
Banned for posting a nonsensical reason.
Banned because you are your own Dad.
Banned for capitalising dad.
Banned for not capitalising dad due to the fact you are your own father & therefore should be using the term as a proper noun.
Banned because, well, I'm about to REALLY be banned. :'(
Banned becuase don't start that again.
Banned because, I'm not, I suspect they are preparing to because of spam though.