You're Banned! - Page 309
Banned because I can wait four months.
Banned because it's two here.
Banned because I have other games to occupy myself with.
Banned because "OBJECTION!"
Banned because non sequitur.
Banned because I may be getting sick, and I'm blaming Wa because she's sick again.
Banned because there is absolutely no way you can get sick over the internet. If this is a statewide thing though, go right ahead and blame me.
Banned because it is somewhat true that you can't get sick over the internet.
Banned because it would be amusing to embed STDs in pornography.
Banned because my evil plan only involves amusing or irritating illnesses, not tragic ones.
Banned because name one illness which would merely be mildly irritating. Try it.
Banned because the common cold unless your immune system sucks.
Banned because the common cold sucks. It is not mildly irritating, it is horrible and can ruin your grades. Try again.
Banned because your immune system sucks. Try again.
Banned because my immune system is perfectly fine. Try again.