You're Banned! - Page 185
Banned for insulting Haruhi.
Banned for watching haruhi
Banned for not watching Haruhi.
Banned for forgetting the fact I don't care.
Banned for not knowing stuff.
Banned because I actually am related to Chuck Norris.
Banned becuase that's a lie (he only has one daughter)
Banned because I'm a relative only through time travel. I am… his father.
Banned for having a human brain.
Banned for being a douche sometimes
Banned for also being one at times.
Banned for not giving good references.
Banned because there's cat poop somewhere in the world.