You're Banned! - Page 269
Banned because you microwave cup noodles. Seriously, WHO DOES THAT?!?
1) I do
2) I added lemon juice to them just because I could
3) I'm procrastinating my wiki editing until tomorrow due to laziness
Banned because you used three reasons. It's one reason per banning.
1) That was never specified
2) I'm using two reasons just to spite you
Banned because my favorite mod on gamefaqs, blitzboy, was demodded…
Banned because is blitzer blitzboy?
Banned because I also frequently shorten 'don't know' into 'dunno'.
Banned because I also do so when speaking, but not in writing.
Banned for watching TV if you are, or not watching if you're not.
Banned for not watching TV if you are and watching TV if you aren't.
Banned because that sentence gave me reader's whiplash.
Bnnd bcuz im using chtspk, whch is agnst forum rules
EDIT: Banned because I'm joking. If anyone's gonna WOM me for this post, I'll change it.
Banned because you will REALLY get banned if you keep doing that…