You're Banned! - Page 234
Banned because my dragon army is out to get you!
Banned for the fuckin' sake of it.
Banned because I wasn't here when the shop was open (therefore, I never was able to buy a Staff of Burnination).
Banned because the shop was only open for about a couple months after a joined.
Banned because I've never noticed a big difference between Microsoft Explorer and Firefox.
Banned because I use an out of date Firefox due to my computer being unable to handle Firefox 3 without coming to a total standstill.
Banned because you should use Google Chrome (or get a new computer (or both)).
Banned because I woke up at 4:30 Pacific time to attempt to see NASA launch a rocket into the moon with a pair of shaky binoculars, even though only a telescope with a reflecting mirror of at least 10" would see anything. Needless to say, I couldn't see anything.
Banned because I got punched in the eye by my youngest (4 year old) brother.
Banned because I said so.
Banned because I said salad.
Banned because I said (said) (said) (said) (said) (said) (said) - 1 hour later you set dialga free!.
Banned for using parentheses (I use parentheses a lot)