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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 26

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-04-30 17:30:17

That's not what your suppost to do.
Disreguardin that shoot zombie command…
>EAT ZOMBIE

You try to eat the zombie, but it is to tall for your little mouth.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-04-30 18:19:07
> TELL MAGNETON TO USE THUNDERBOLT ON ZOMBIE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-04-30 18:51:09
The zombie feels no pain from the thunderbolt, because it is undead.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-04-30 18:54:25
> TELL MAGNETON TO USE LOCK ON ON ZOMBIE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-01 05:44:57
MAgneton locks onto the zombie.  THe bad egg then spontaneously explodes, destroying itself and the zombie.  AHEAD there is a dead end.  BEHIND you there is the corridor leading to the mysterious and apparently fart-obsessed people.

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-05-01 16:03:00
>GO BEHIND.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-01 16:13:37
You go behind.  Down the hall you find a group of crazed looking people conversing excitedly and farting.  One of them notices you and yells INTRUDER!  All of them turn around and in unison, each of them withdraws a Pokeball from their pockets.  Running will do no good as there is no way out.  One of the people then shout "You have two choices!  Either JOIN Team Flatulence and help save the world, or RESIST and we defeat you in battle!"  To drive his point home, he then throws the Pokeball, sending out a Stunky.  As if on cue, his companions throw their Pokeballs, sending out a motley collection of Stunky, Koffing, Grimer, and Zubat. 

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-05-01 16:54:44
>RESIST

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-02 06:31:15
You stand firm and refuse to join Team Flatulence.  The guy who had spoken before gets an ugly look on his face.  "Have it your way, then.  Stunky, use your Poison Jab atta-"

"HOLD IT."

The congregation of Flatulence Grunts stops muttering orders to their Pokemon and look behind them.  A door opens, through which a tall man with brown hair enters.  The sea of grunts parts swiftly, and he walks slowly and deliberately across the room, stopping in front of you.

"So," he says.  "You are the one who dares to oppose Team Flatulence?  You are the one who turned our Tyranitar into a Bad Egg?  You captured our guard Magneton?  Oh, for all this, you shall pay.

"Team Flatulence seeks to restore world peace through the power of farting.  It is a complicated theory the likes of which you cannot begin to fathom.  I will not allow my grunts to fall to you, as you are undoubtedly powerful.  I, Lord Flatulon, the founder and leader of Team Flatulence, will utterly destroy you in battle here and now."

Having said that, he throws a Pokeball, releasing a Skuntank.  You consider your options.  You could FLEE, but as the trapdoor above is electromagnetically sealed and the corridor leads to a dead end, little can come of this.  You could change your mind and JOIN TEAM FLATULENCE- that is, assuming the boss will have you.  Or, you could BATTLE the boss, as a Magneton may be able to hold its own against a Skuntank.  However, Magneton is your only Pokemon, whereas you don't know if Lord Flatulon has anything other than Skuntank.

What do you do???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-02 07:13:34
> HACK INTO GAME AND DELETE EVERYTHING PERTAINING TO UNFUNNY FART JOKES

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-02 13:05:18
The game is normal again, which OPTION do you choose?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2009-05-02 13:48:48
>BATTLE FART BOSS

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-02 19:34:18
You send out Magneton to battle Lord Flatulon. 

"Skuntank, Fire Blast!" he calls out.  Skuntank wheels around to face his trainer and fires a fiery star exactly where you'd think a Skuntank would shoot it from, accompanied by a loud and smelly fart, which only serves to propel the flames forward faster.  You tell Magneton to use Protect, which blocks the fart-fueled flames, and it follows up with Thunderbolt, knocking out Skuntank.  Wordlessly, yet with a fart, Lord Flatulon recalls Skuntank and sends out a Weezing.  However, you barely notice this, as Magneton is drifting down the hallway, seemingly mesmerized by the electromagnetic barrier blocking the trapdoor.  Despite your words of protest, Magneton touches the barrier, and starts to glow!  A few seconds later, the glow fades to reveal that both Magneton and barrier are gone- in their place floats a Magnezone!  Apparently, the electromagnetic barrier emitted the same magnetic power as Mt. Coronet.  You turn around- Lord Flatulon and his Weezing have followed you down the corridor.  They intend to CONTINUE TO BATTLE, but do you?  Having just evolved, Magnezone is obviously powerful, but Weezing can learn Fire attacks as well as Skuntank, and Protect can only get you so far.  As Magneton absorbed the electromagnetic barrier previously blocking your exit when it evolved, you can RIDE MAGNEZONE UP TRAPDOOR CHUTE, but bear in mind that leads to a locked warehouse with no accessible exit.  You can still GO BACKWARDS, to the dead end, but obviously that wouldn't do much good.

What do you do???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-02 20:36:05
> YELL "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!one111one" AND BLOW SELF UP

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-05-02 22:13:55
Unfortunately, a lot of the people have Quagsires (because Lanturn is that good), and one of them has Damp, disabling your bomb.