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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 48

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-13 23:10:18
>ANNOY MAGNETON BY STICKING MAGNETIZED CANS OF BEANS TO IT

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:19:22
The Magneton's electrical current cooks the beans and the can explodes. As it is about to fry you with Thundershock, Kool-Aid Man busts through the unbreakable door yelling "OH YEAH!". He gives you a glass of Kool-Aid and a Master Ball. There is still the Wailord sculpture, too. But there is also a way out (the busted door).
What will you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:20:28
>CAPTURE MAGNETON

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:28:20
You capture the Magneton. The Wailord sculpture's eyes are glowing. Kool-Aid Man hands you all the things you left outside, and dissapears. There is a hole where the door was.

Inventory:
?5 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise
Magneton

What will you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-05-14 00:31:12
> SEND IN THE DALEKS

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:13:00
Before the daleks even arrive, a Fearow swoops in and steals everything Kool-Aid Man handed you, then zooms back out.  In your utter confusion, you fall down the hole in the box.  After tumbling down a long chute, you find yourself in a long corridor.  Behind you is a dead end.  Ahead of you, you hear farting.  And excited voices talking about flatulence and world peace.  Above you, an electromagnetic barrier has sealed your exit.

Pokemon:
Missingno.
Magneton

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
And that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

What do you do???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 20:18:15
>CAPTURE 3 OF THE MASTER BALLS USING THE 3 OTHER MASTER BALLS

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 20:20:13
If the Fearow took everything that he gave you, all you would have is the thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is, because it has a habit of returning…
No Master Balls
No Rare Candies
No Full Heals
No Pokemon
No Money
FINAL DESTINATION

That being said and done:
> LOOK FOR HELP

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:24:08

If the Fearow took everything that he gave you, all you would have is the thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is, because it has a habit of returning…
No Master Balls
No Rare Candies
No Full Heals
No Pokemon
No Money
FINAL DESTINATION

That being said and done:
> LOOK FOR HELP

Sorry, gotta go with the more recent answer.


You try to capture three Master Balls with three other Master Balls.  But it fails.  However, the noise attracts the attention of the farting voice sources up ahead.  One of them sees you and sends out a Stunky.  Stunky's trainer yells "How DARE you intrude upon Team Flatulence's lair?!".  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 20:25:49
> SURRENDER (You don't have ANYTHING except the thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is.)

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:29:06
^No, you still have all that stuff.  Chaos Hiruko's post doesn't count, since Zowayix got in before him.  But….

You surrender.  But as you raise your hands, one of them touches the electromagnetic barrier for a second.  The sudden jolt makes you twitch, and a Pokeball falls off your belt.  It then opens, and Magneton hovers before you, awaiting orders.

You have Magneton and Missingno., those items, and the cash.  You have no exit.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 20:33:12

^No, you still have all that stuff.  Chaos Hiruko's post doesn't count, since Zowayiz got in before him.  But….

You surrender.  But as you raise your hands, one of them touches the electromagnetic barrier for a second.  The sudden jolt makes you twitch, and a Pokeball falls off your belt.  It then opens, and Magneton hovers before you, awaiting orders.

You have Magneton and Missingno., those items, and the cash.  You have no exit.  What do you do?

It DOES count, as I fixed a continuity error! Just the fixed part counts. Because you said that the Fearow took EVERYTHING Kool-Aid Man gave you! Which means, it took EVERYTHING you have!
Actually, never mind. You still have Magneton. THAT'S IT.
That being said:
>Tell Magneton to use Thundershock
EDIT: Nevermind, it only took the Missingno. and Venustoise.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:36:29
^NO, all you left outside was Venustoise and one of the Missingno..  You still had the other one and all the items and money, which was all the Koolaid man handed you.  Anyway…

"Magneton, Thundershock attack!"  you call.  One zap later and Stunky is down.  The Team Flatulence grunt recalls Stunky and calls out "Boss!" 

A formidable looking man approaches you.  "I am Lord Flatulon, the boss of Team Flatulence.  You dare to intrude upon our secret lair?  Prepare to suffer the consequences!"

He then sends out a Weezing.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 20:40:38

^NO, all you left outside was Venustoise and one of the Missingno..  You still had the other one and all the items and money, which was all the Koolaid man handed you.  Anyway…

Check the Edit on my last post. I acknowleged that the money and items were there. But, no, ALL Pokemon were given to you by him.

You check your belt and realize that your Pokeballs are gone.  The ones with Pokemon in them, anyway…
Remember? You had NO Pokemon until he returned them to you.

Now, if I'm not too late:
>Tell Magneton to use Thunder Wave.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 20:44:50
Oh, you're right.  I misread my own post.  Damn.

Magneton, instead of launching a Thunder Wave, floats up towards the electromagnetic barrier, seemingly mesmerized.  As soon as it touches it, it glows brightly and evolves into Magnezone!  The electromagnetic barrier is gone, it seems Magneton absorbed it to evolve.  Magnezone then launches a sizzling Thunder Wave, but Weezing dodges it and launches a Fire Blast.  Magnezone is visibly injured.

You have Magnezone and those items and cash.  The exit is now open, but you don't know what could await you up there.  Dead end behind you, Team Flatulence in front of you.  And Weezing is still going strong.

What do you do?