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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 50

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:55:35
Salamence, Magnezone, and 23 Magikarp stand before you, awaiting orders.  Lord Flatulon's Pokemon attack with Gunk Shot and Blizzard.  Now it's a frozen Salamence, a Magnezone, and 3 Magikarp.

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 22:02:45
>SEND OUT THE POKEBALLS CONTAINING PALKIA AND KYOGRE THAT I ALSO HAD IN MY POCKET THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT, WHILE ATTACKING GLACEON WITH MAGNEZONE'S FLASH CANNON

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 22:05:28
Oh, dear lord, help me.

Palkia and Kyogre run off screaming like little girls, but Glaceon gets defeated.  Muk then KOs Magnezone with Fire Blast, but this also defrosts Salamence.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 22:51:03
> Call for Gold Lightan

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2010-05-22 15:47:07
You call, but Gold Lightan never comes.
What do you do ?

> GRAB AS MANY POKEBALLS AS YOU CAN AND THROW THEM ALL

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-22 18:17:34
Wait, wait, hold on a minute. You can't make a story arc, ask someone what they will do, then answer it yourself.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2010-05-22 20:31:54
>EAT EVERYPOKEBALL

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-22 23:40:04
You eat every Pokeball, but they all open up at the same time, and cause you to explode from the inside. You are dead. Game Over.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-25 00:49:04
Damnation, I was going somewhere with that!  Ah, well.

You find yourself in a dark corridor.  You have no recollection of any of your past, save for your name, and everything you know about Pokemon.  You find that you have a Pokédex and five empty Poké Balls in your bag, in addition to a Poké Doll.  You also have two Poké Balls on your belt.  One contains a Doduo.  The other holds a Koffing.  To your LEFT you hear inhuman growling sounds.  To your RIGHT you hear gratuitous amounts of flatulence.  In FRONT of you, BEHIND you, UNDER you, and ABOVE you…. Solid wall, floor, and ceiling, respectively. 

Inventory:
Pokédex
1 Poké Doll

Pokémon:
Doduo
Koffing

What do you do???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-25 01:38:03
> GO RIGHT.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-25 13:04:00
You go to the right.  Immediately, you see (and most unfortunately, smell) a trio of Stunky, all farting all over the place.  They then see you and simultaneously, they all evolve into Skuntank!  The largest of the three Skuntank approaches you and growls as menacingly as possible while simulatneously passing gas.

You can BATTLE SKUNTANK.  However, as an evolved Pokemon, it could easily be stronger than your Doduo and Koffing.  You can THROW A POKé BALL.  However, if Skuntank is at full health, it can easily escape, which would probably piss it off.  You can USE THE POKé DOLL TO ESCAPE.  However, your only escape route is behind you, and it leads to something that growls inhumanely.  You may well find yourself facing something ten times worse than a trio of freshly evolved gassy Skuntank.  Or you could SCAN SKUNTANK WITH THE POKEDEX.  Maybe gaining a little information on what you're facing will give you an idea of what to do.

Inventory:
Pokédex
1 Poké Doll
5 Poké Balls (sorry, I meant to put that in my last post.  That's what I get for typing things at 2 in the morning.)

Pokémon:
Doduo
Koffing

What do you do???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-25 18:15:28
> TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE LEADER

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2010-05-26 13:19:41
You try to make friends with the leader.
However the attempt fails and ALL the Skuntank do something so secret that not even you know.

Whatever, whatever, whatever. What do you do ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-26 14:36:46
>SEND OUT DODUO TO BATTLE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-26 19:58:27
You send out Doduo, and for some strange reason, the Skuntank seem afraid. Confused, you look at Doduo, who's eyes are blood red and is foaming at the mouths.

Inventory:
Pokédex
1 Poké Doll
5 Poké Balls
Pokémon:
Doduo
Koffing

What do you do?