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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 49

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:04:06
> Use Rare Candies until Magnezone is Level 100 then tell it to use Magnet Bomb.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:11:13
Your newly leveled-up Magnezone fires Magnet Bomb at Weezing, weakening it.  Weezing then fires a scorching Fire Blast at Magnezone, KOing it.  Gulp.  You recall Magnezone and back up against the wall- and pass through!  The dead end is an illusion!  You see you are in a room lined with Poké Balls.  Lord Flatulon and Weezing follow you in.  Each Pokeball has a label in front of it.  Stuff like Arbok, Graveler, Qwilfish, and Vibrava.  YOu consider grabbing a Pokeball and trying to use it, but you don't know if the Pokemon will obey you.  However, your options are limited.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 21:12:56
> PUT ALL THE POKEBALLS DOWN YOUR PANTS

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:16:42
You attempt to put all the Pokeballs down your pants.  You grab one at random and throw it down your pants.  Wait, THROW it?!  Uh-oh.  A beam of light flies out of your pants leg and materializes as a visibly disturbed Shelgon.  It turns to face Weezing and paws the ground in a menacing way.  You take it to mean it will obey you.  Inspired by this, you forget your pants-stuffing plan and instead stuff your pockets with 23 random Poké Balls.

You have a Shelgon, an unconscious Magnezone, and 23 unknown Pokemon.  Plus those items and money and stuff.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:17:44
> Tell Shelgon to kick Weezing's ass.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:20:01
Shelgon grins and launches a Dragon Pulse attack, and then follows up with a Hydro Pump.  Weezing faints.  Lord Flatulon recalls Weezing and then pulls out two more Pokeballs.  "I will give you a choice.  Either join Team Flatulence and help to save the world with the wonderful power of farting, or we continue battling and I crush you."

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:32:25
> Say "Does this answer your question?", then evolve Shelgon into Salamence and level it to Level 100.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:35:22
Lord Flatulon's eyes flash in anger.  "On your own head be it, then," he says.  He then throws the two Pokeballs in his hands.  Out come a Glaceon and a Muk.  He then nods to his grunts.  They all simultaneously send out their Pokemon.  A large mixture of Zubat, Golbat, Stunky, Koffing, Skorupi, and Croagunk. 

And all you have is Salamence.  Well, that and 23 other Pokemon you don't know the identities of yet…

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:38:39
> Send out your POkemon army. Then level them ALL to 100.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:41:31
You grin evilly and throw all 23 Pokeballs at once.  In a burst of light, you reveal…

"Karp, karp, karp, karp.."

Magikarp.  You look back and see that you grabbed all 23 balls from the "Magikarp Bin".  And they're already level 100, so they can't evolve.  There are still more Pokeballs, though…

What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 21:42:41
> LAUGH AT YOUR IMPLICATION THAT ANY OF THOSE POKEMON CAN BEAT A SALAMENCE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:44:52
You barely get out more than "HA HA H-" when you see that Glaceon's Blizzard has KO'd Salamence.  Your Magikarp army stands, er, flops before you, awaiting orders.  Muk snickers at the sight of them. Lord Flatulon then says "Save yourself the humiliation.  My offer still stands."

You have Magnezone and Salamence, but they're both KO'd.  You have 23 level 100 Magikarp.  You have them items and cash.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-16 21:47:13
> Use the Uberkarps to use Judgement.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-16 21:49:05
You tell the Magikarp to use Judgement.  Predictably, they just continue flopping, as none of them know that move.  Lord Flatulon just shakes his head and orders Muk to use Gunk Shot.  It KO's 22 Magikarp.  You have one Magikarp left, and an entire room of Pokeballs at your disposal.  What do you do?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-16 21:50:21
> USE MAX REVIVES I HAD HIDDEN IN MY POCKET THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT