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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 34

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:14:49
> KILL PANDA

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:19:13
You kill the Panda, but are arrested for killing an endangered animal.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:19:42
> MAKE FRIENDS WITH CELLMATE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-15 00:27:18
> EAT CELL BARS
Just pretend I have some sort of super-eating skills

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:28:09
Cellmate rapes you as you eat the bars.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-15 00:30:31
> USE RAZOR BLADES HIDDEN IN ANUS TO SHRED CELLMATE'S PENIS

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:34:32
Cellmate's penis is made of antamantium (What Wolverine's bones are made of).

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-15 00:52:21
>SHRED HIS PENIS ANYWAY

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-12-15 02:16:29
>RAPE CELLMATE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 09:24:34
> MAKE SURE TO WEAR CONDOM

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-12-15 14:29:56
Instead of shredding his penis, you decide to rape him. This proves impossible- he wants to have sex with you. Instead of raping him, you have cosensual sex with him.

The cell is open. You can escape from PRISON if you wanted to.

What do you do now?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 14:34:36
> ESCAPE FROM PRISON

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-12-15 14:45:05
Ah, fresh air!

Although the POLICEMEN took some of your Pokémon, they missed one of your VULPIX. Your party consists of: Lvl 29 VULPIX

You see a red BUCKET lying on the ground. What will you do now?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-15 14:50:33
> PHONE IN SOME CHINESE FOOD

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-12-15 16:28:51
Mmmm, yummy Chinese food. Fortune cookie says: 'A surprising event will happen in your near future'.

VULPIX grows a level!

You see a WATER FOUNTAIN behind a PARK BENCH. What do you do now?