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Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 47

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-01-23 13:42:03
You go NORTHWEST.  The GLITCH POST OFFICE is closed.  You can wait outside.

There is a cave to the WEST, and DOWNTOWN GLITCH CITY to the SOUTHEAST.

It is 3AM.  You are likely to be Super Glitched by a .4.

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise

> ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-24 03:13:39
>GET SUPER GLITCHED BY .4

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2010-03-08 01:20:59
>PUT SELF IN OWN POCKET

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-08 09:34:14
You can't put yourself in your own pocket, and all the .4 are sleeping.

There is a GLITCH POST OFFICE directly in FRONT of you, a CAVE to the WEST, and DOWNTOWN GLITCH CITY to the SOUTHEAST.

It is 10:30AM.

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise

> ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 18:31:56
> Go to POST OFFICE

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-08 21:40:42
You go to the POST OFFICE.

It is closed, but the PO boxes are still accessible.  One, having been assigned postcode Z97 5RS, is unlocked and ajar.

There is an OPEN PO BOX directly AHEAD, a DOOR to your RIGHT, and an EXIT BEHIND.

It is 10:30PM.

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise

> ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-08 22:07:34
> Go AHEAD.

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2010-03-22 15:57:04
You BANG INTO the OPEN PO BOX. You gain a headache.

There is an OPEN PO BOX directly AHEAD, a DOOR to your RIGHT, and an EXIT BEHIND.

It is 10:30PM.

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
a headache
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise

> ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-22 18:42:14
> Celebrate Raikou Appreciation Day

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-05-08 00:18:24
You celebrate.

You are now hung over.

It is 8:00 AM.

Inventory:
?6 Master Balls
?4 Rare Candies
?0 Full Heals
a hangover
that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is

P250.000

Pokémon:
Missingno.
Missingno.
Venustoise

> ?

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-08 12:32:19
> TAKE ASPIRIN

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-08 19:51:34
>EAT HANGOVER

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 18:57:01
Zoowayix: haven't changed a bit.  I still remember ">EAT LORD FLATULON'S POKEMON".  Oh, and your command came too late, so I gotta go with ">TAKE ASPIRIN"

You take the aspirin.  Suddenly, your hangover is long gone.  You are as sober as humanly possible, and even moreso.  Suddenly, a large gust of wind blows you into a nearby warehouse, and you become locked in.  In front of you are a large number of cans of beans.  To your left is a large box that looks slightly out of place.  To your right, a life-size sculpture of Wailord, made from earwax.  Behind you, the door, locked and indestructible.  You check your belt and realize that your Pokeballs are gone.  The ones with Pokemon in them, anyway…

WHAT DO YOU DO???

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 19:35:13
> Say "HEY KOOL-AID!!"

Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:06:27
When you finish yelling, the box opens, and an angry Magneton emerges.  It seems unhappy with you.  As there is no way out, you pretty much have one option; Attempt to capture Magneton.  Of course, there's still the cans of beans and the Wailord sculpture…  But what can you do with them?

What will you do?