Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 1
This is a game in which you ask a stupid question, and then the next poster answers with a smartass answer, and a stupid question of their own. By stupid questions, I mean questions we all know the answer to, no one cares about, or a question that nobody but God can answer. Let me give you a sample:
Newo:What came first, the chicken, or the egg?
Sorreah:George, John, Paul, and Ringo.
How do you find Missingno.?
Guy: By smashing your Gameboy.
What is the meaning of life?
Missing? NO!:To eat butterscotch pudding.
What's a computer?
-OK, I think you get the general idea. (Sorry Newo, Sorreah, Guy, and Missing? NO!, I was only using you as examples).
I'll start off:
What is a Nintendo 64?
Most of those answers seem to make me feel like the title should be 'stupid answers to stupid questions', but meh.
Anyways, an object that is flushed into the sewage system.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Marvin the Martian paid him billions of dollars to do so.
How do you eat food?
By eating it.
What are glitches?
An army of Mexicans.
What's the Titanic?
What's a Lickitung?
Lickitung? He's a Nascar driver, of course. I believe he's won 27 races.
It is a type of golf caddy for the moon made by Nasa thus Nasa-car or Nascar for short
What is the capital city of france?
Underwater, due to the masses of H2O-bombs that were dropped there by unhappy fishmongers.
What's the chemical formula for water?
WAtRe is Tungsten-Asatine-Rhenium
What is the square root of 1?
The square root of 1 is Dick Trickle. Duh, everyone knows that!
What is the United States?
Solids, liquids, gases and plasma all working together to achieve a greater good.
Why are we here?
Because Stewie Griffin says we have to.
What are Pokemon?
Fictional charecters that orignated in Japan and made it's way here to America.
What is Japan?
Stewie Griffin's next stop on his quest for world domination.
Who is Stewie Griffin?