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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 45

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-30 00:48:13
The females after… *another awkward moment thanks to Ultravex* Damnit, go look it up on Wikipedia.

Is Hate more powerful than Love?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 02:13:45
No, they're about equal.

Who is Light Yagami?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:51:07
An animu character.

What is love?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 12:11:11
Something robots don't feel.

Why don't I have fur?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 12:26:03

Something robots don't feel.


I was expecting a 'baby don't hurt me'.


You don't have fur because you are a human and humans have lost the need for most body hair.

Am I adopted?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 22:23:31
That's for you to know, and everyone else to NOT find out.

Do I like being human?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-30 22:36:53
No.

Is LOL better than ROFLMAO?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-12-01 10:22:49
Roll on the floor laughing my ass off?

I have a better one. ROFLMFAO.

Translate that?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-12-01 14:23:52
Red Octane Mother Fucking Apple Olives.

What happens when hydrogen and helium combine?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: MissingNo
Date: 2008-12-01 20:09:04
A gaseous substance.

Why does loli haet pizza?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-12-02 17:44:03
Because a Pokemon is stronger than a human.

Why am you on internets?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-12-02 19:33:31
To find out the very secrets of life.

What if existence was a mere ruse? That there was only one life, that one being your own? What if nothing really exists and this is just some kind of hallucination due to nonexistence being so incomprehensible?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-12-02 21:29:42
Well, something cannot be infinitely incomprehensible, except the magical (and paradox-y) sentence of "This sentence is false". If existence itself was a hallucination because non-existence being so incomprehensible, then I think that would result in a UBER paradox, thus reality itself is obliterated.

Why was that answer so long?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-12-03 10:45:35
Because.


Why?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-12-04 02:59:48
Because of the unknown question you begot to us all, as a mystery to solve, and as a question in all sorts. "What was his question?""What was he talking about?" such statements make such large answers.


Wee?