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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 27

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-18 11:03:30
Because I have animal instincts, am less evil than my father, and like or respect most people here.

Why do I have school?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-18 16:29:30
To learn things.

Why do I listen to Scatman?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-18 16:33:37
Because you suck at life.

Why do I eat dog food?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-18 16:48:43
(Because you told me I suck at life.) Because you're part wolf.

Why do waffles taste good?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-18 17:09:43
Because they are food.

How am I part wolf?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-19 06:54:06
Wolfsbane.


Why was there bacon in the soap?!

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-19 11:02:03
You had bacon, then used the soap.

How old are you?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-20 00:21:26
~10,000 years old.

Why does Alvin and the Chipmunks annoy me like hell?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-20 00:24:15
Why does what do who?

What is a Mightyena?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-20 00:31:12
A black wolf.

WHAT! is your name?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-20 00:40:13
*Points to user name*

When will I be a Mightyena?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-20 00:45:50
Never, really.

Why do you *?????(000)* hate me for no particular reason?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-20 02:56:48
I don't hate you. I H8 U. (Which is a totally different thing) *Adds :56 ERROR to buddy list*

Would I be able to become a Mightyena if scientists discovered a way of fusing DNA of one thing with DNA of another, and made Pokemon real?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-20 06:39:43
If pokemon were real, they would put flamethrowers inside chickens.


Why did my friend die…?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-20 12:59:15
(For real? or just a Stupid Question?)
Because every living thing on Earth dies.

Why do glitch pokemon always have scrambled graphics?