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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 17

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 12:37:51
Because humans are fucked up in the head.

Why are web pages mostly white?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-01-04 02:25:45
They are?
Why are they?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-01-04 08:06:30
Because black is the default text colour & black is easiest to see when on white.

Why didn't play.com post them all in one package?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-01-23 20:06:56
Because they didn't feel like it.

Why do we see colors?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2008-01-23 20:18:43
So we can be entertained.

Why are humans fucked up in the head?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-01-23 20:21:30
Because people spam and it's no longer cool to talk using good grammar and abbreviations.

Why did I just copy what you earlier said?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-01-26 03:41:33
because you did.

where  is the applesauce?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-01-28 18:47:56
SUPERCALAFARGULISTICESPEALIDOCIUS

Why do people hate me on the IRC?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-01-30 21:40:59
Because they want to.

Why am I here?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-01-30 22:55:13
Because aliens mixed there stockpile of genes of the universe with some apes so that the genetically altered creatures could discover and create things for them, still unknowing of there existance…

why am I naturally high? (IANH!)

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2008-03-06 00:03:07
Stone Cold Stunner.

Why am I obsessed with Gardevoir, Fran (FFXII), and Tifa (FFVII)?

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Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-10 04:49:47
I have no fucking clue who those last two are, or why you have an obsession with any of them. Maybe  it's because they are all usually female.

Why do Pokemon not exist in world of realness here?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-05-10 05:09:54
Because that would just be plain stupid.

Why am I a Pastafarian?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-05-10 08:19:06
Because you are fed up with being unfit.

Oh, and I think that this is supposed to be irrelevant answers.

Why am I named Ratipharos?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2008-05-10 08:30:22
Because you smell like your hybrid pet.

why is the moon round?